What did YOU find on the Internet today?
Sorry about the double post but the movie button wasn't working for me.
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You should get it. It's better than settling for a safe, boring couch that you'll stop being attracted to in a six months. This couch has standards. This couch will make you want to be a better person. It will force you to become the man/woman that it deserves. Get a better job. Buy the fancy boxes of wine. Be the man/woman whose shoes always match each other. And then... surpass THAT... go above and beyond the bar that this couch has set. Travel the world. Eat the last of an endangered species. Turn its skin into a belt. And then dump that beige couch for one that actually deserves your fine, interesting ass. Like this one.
This these are the only thing in U.S. that are technically jumpers.
Wiki-
Jumper (dress), in the USA, is any, shoulder to thigh length article of women's outer clothing that a woman "jumps into," i.e., is applied from the ankles up; including the sleeveless, collarless dress, known elsewhere as a pinafore or pinafore dress
And this.
I kind of don't want this to be my desktop background but I mostly do.
I don't know what's going to happen.
.. Damn that text.
You should get it. It's better than settling for a safe, boring couch that you'll stop being attracted to in a six months. This couch has standards. This couch will make you want to be a better person. It will force you to become the man/woman that it deserves. Get a better job. Buy the fancy boxes of wine. Be the man/woman whose shoes always match each other. And then... surpass THAT... go above and beyond the bar that this couch has set. Travel the world. Eat the last of an endangered species. Turn its skin into a belt. And then dump that beige couch for one that actually deserves your fine, interesting ass. Like this one.
I love you.
That was amazing. But my favorite part wasn't the part that should've been my favorite part. My favorite part was the sexy hugging part.
Those two words are nice words but I feel weird when they're that close to each other. Much like how I would feel about a brother and a sister sexily hugging, I guess.
I am pretty good at sexy hugging.
It is like a regular hug, except you really mean it, double points if the recipient is taken off guard but recovers and reciprocates the meaning it part. Nothing else to it, just a hug. But, you know, a hug you really really mean.
I think this only works if you are a chick.
Unexpected sexy hugs from guys are not sexy, they are just sort of creepy, usually.
Ohhhhhhh I see.
I'm surprised you're such an advanced level sexy hugger... I thought you hated hugs?
I do.
But I am also a chronic flirt.
It is sort of tortuous.
Hahahaha...
Once a hug turned into making out and sex. No breaks.
Saw it comin'! Right around the "government was chasing us" part.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
"Oh, and by the way, I didn't actually know that she was my sister the whole time lolz."
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
It's a lot funnier if you've never seen the movie or know anything about it other than one or two lines and images. Trust me.
How can you not love Jennifer Lawrence?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Fixed it for you. And yeah, I agree. I love her. She's awesome.
Fixed it for you. And yeah, I agree. I love her. She's awesome.
Oh, thanks Pete.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Don't fuck with ducks.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Hahaha I would be just as confused, minus the funny. She's adorable, so genuine and cute.
I agree, Irina. It's a breath of fresh air to have somebody so real in the spotlight instead of the usual people that are obsessed with themselves.
"Are you worried that you're peaking too soon?"
What a stupid question.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buggery
Hmmm. I thought when the British called someone a "bugger" it was like a cute minced oath because they didn't want to say "bitch."
Welcome to the third world.
hahahahaha
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Horse #1's internal monologue:
"VROOOOOOM! VRM-VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! VROOM! SCREETCH! VAH-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
phdcomics.com
Fun, and even though I'm not a PhD student, recognizable:
Hah! That's good Imke.
Yeah, those definitely amused me. The second one even more than the first. I am so terrible, I give those sorts of replies all the time when I am doing literally nothing but hanging at home with nothing to do but don't want to talk to people. And I always laugh a little/grimace when I get a reply like that from someone... yeah, I know this game hun.
This is what I found.
I totally read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I bet reading most things in Morgan Freeman voice would make most of life better.
Those are awesome, Amber. We so need the Sarcastises. Plus, I think I'm going to start reading everything in Morgan Freeman's voice. There's a guy at my work that I think is related to him. He looks like him, and talks just like him. I like talking to him just to hear him speak. Too bad he's boring as shit.
You should give him scripted conversations to read out loud with you.
I keep seeing all of these things that say you should automatically read them in Morgan Freeman's voice because it has a picture of him and he said it. I never read it in his voice. Am I weird?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
You are.
I will never get tired of Morgan Freeman voice. My grandpa had a soothing voice like that.
Irina! Do NOT Click this Link!!!!
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/559857_413626202065776_1889817785_n.jpg
The rest of you, enjoy!
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Looks like a fat coyoteman.
Looks like a man in a bald bear costume.
A big-ass gangster in Bucharest got his lions and bears confiscated this week. He lives under 2 miles from where I live, and there were fucking BEARS in his yard. And lions.
Enjoy: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article4815787.ece
You clicked.
I can't possibly make it more explicit.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
It's morning, it's fine.
Zachariah came along right when I clicked (I appreciate the warning, too, though for different reasons) and he said it looked like werewolf.
I really need to put the kids to bed. But I have this one on my lap and still do not want to move.
Now we know where all the werewolf stories come from. Bald bears. Zackariah is definitely on to something.
Awesome pic, Tuffy.
I just spent way too much time watching these (instead of working). Here are a couple of my favorites:
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