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Freemena
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Ritt wrote:
Oh, word. I found this one and now feel better about being a loser.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

According to that theory, if you think you are a loser, you probably aren't.

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Daddy's not nuts, just gay.

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Those two posts mede my after dinner online activity worthwhile..

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coin-operated-locker_babies

I remember reading a highly unrealistic Japanese novel about this.

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What are you talking about? Use the quote-button maybe?

Also, I found weRead on Facebook, but it won't let me add it to my page. Lame.

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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*Shrugs* Okay.

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No, he's right, we don't care.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias

The reason wikipedia exists...

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Only 25?

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http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8902181

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Freemena wrote:
Ritt wrote:
Oh, word. I found this one and now feel better about being a loser.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

According to that theory, if you think you are a loser, you probably aren't.


unless they really are.
Spike
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Wouldn't people who fail and know they fail and really arrogant people who are really good at stuff be statistical outliers and oh fuck it I don't know what I'm talking about.

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nathaniel parker
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yeah, it seems like one of those things where they cover all their bases without really saying anything, but make it sound all scientifical and all.

It's like when you say you are not in Denial and people say that's proof that you are in denial!

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There was one other study I like where researchers took people to a steakhouse and labeled the regular-sized steak "STEAK FOR GIRLS" on the menus and that alone persuaded approximately 100% of the male patrons into ordering the larger, more expensive steak to prove they weren't girls.

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nathaniel parker
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It would be really interesting to see a study like that where it's like a 16 oz steak labeled that and then just a 10 oz steak not labeled, to see if they still ordered the smaller steak.

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Don't they have something like that at Twin Peaks? A 3 dollar girl's beer and a 6 dollar man's beer?

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The first episode of AMC's The Walking Dead was leaked:

http://www.fileserve.com/file/DgZCJ7D
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=543461RR
http://www.vidxden.com/e0nu0twx0862/Scene-DDL.com_The.Walking.Dead.S01E0...
http://www.2shared.com/video/UECYuOmf/Scene-DDLcom_TheWalkingDeadS01.htm...

It's good. The first link works and is not a Bulgarian computer virus. The others may be Bulgarian computer viruses but probably not.

Oh, and they did a pretty good job with this.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
yeah, it seems like one of those things where they cover all their bases without really saying anything, but make it sound all scientifical and all.

Looks to be exactly that.

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this may be the best thread i ever missed entirely.

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http://www.flickr.com/photos/froggysphotos/4977866792/in/set-72157624926...

Cast of Firefly vs. fans

I like the bald guy who is really intense and doesn't know how to smile

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Spike wrote:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/froggysphotos/4977866792/in/set-72157624926542026/

Cast of Firefly vs. fans

I like the bald guy who is really intense and doesn't know how to smile

Wow, that guy is scary...

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Spike wrote:
I like the bald guy who is really intense and doesn't know how to smile

C'mon, man, give the guy a break. Not only is that the closest he's ever been to a girl, it's a space girl!!!!

I didn't look at all of 'em. Is Gina Torres in any? SQEEEEEEEEEE*dies*

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i think that's that one gal personal flicker page. she's the only one in all the photos. I can't see all those weirdos knowing each other to lump all their pictures together.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
i think that's that one gal personal flicker page. she's the only one in all the photos. I can't see all those weirdos knowing each other to lump all their pictures together.

It's called a WoW guild...

I'm ashamed to know of this...

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You're the bald guy, aren't you?

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Robbenton wrote:

Don't get me wrong, he's a master, but what a boring voice.
I was half expecting "bueller? bueller? bueller? bueller?"

nathaniel parker
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I despise Bukowski's poetry, but a boring voice? There's all of human existence in his voice!

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Look at all these guys! I would get them tiny pianos

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That's a lot of Raccoons to feed,.

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That is mortifying. I can't believe I sat through a minute of it. Please Subby, don't hit me anymore. I'll be good! I swear!

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nathaniel parker wrote:
I despise Bukowski's poetry, but a boring voice? There's all of human existence in his voice!

I agree; although i have yet to read any of his poetry. I adore him based purely on his prose and articles. I think I'll leave his poetry for a later date. I just don't have the stomach to apppreciate poetry right now. I don't know why, either. I've just been really off it lately.

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You're crushing ME like a cheese sandwich!!

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Hope nobody's posted this:

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http://www.wimp.com/babylaughs/

Yeah yeah, baby laughs, so what. WELL! It's in slow motion! I laugh every time I watch it.

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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Imke wrote:
http://www.wimp.com/babylaughs/

Yeah yeah, baby laughs, so what. WELL! It's in slow motion! I laugh every time I watch it.

Hahaha! When it went all growly I nearly shot coffee outta my nose!

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nsfw

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6a4T2tJaSU&feature=related

Time travel is real... at least according to this guy.

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Smartazboy wrote:

Just in time for Halloween...

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hahaha oh frank

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Imke wrote:
http://www.wimp.com/babylaughs/

Yeah yeah, baby laughs, so what. WELL! It's in slow motion! I laugh every time I watch it.

This made my day. Thanks.

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Robbenton wrote:
Smartazboy wrote:

Just in time for Halloween...


That's probably one of the less freakier things in that movie too!
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skjerseth wrote:
Imke wrote:
http://www.wimp.com/babylaughs/

Yeah yeah, baby laughs, so what. WELL! It's in slow motion! I laugh every time I watch it.

This made my day. Thanks.

Vær så god. Happy

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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He hasn't changed a iota :

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franc tireur wrote:
He hasn't changed a iota :

I think 34 is a HUGE compliment to him when I saw it was Deion and not Barry. I would have put him around 65 or so.
He seems to think it's a list for the greatest team of all time and not the greatest players.