What did YOU find on the Internet today?

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Mon, 07/05/2010 - 03:35

nathaniel parker

Sprung

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Mon, 07/05/2010 - 04:28

pepper

Three Cheers from Everyone

From: Closer to Heaven

Joined: 02/25/2009

I didn't actually find these today, but I've been looking for a place to use them. Supposedly real vintage ads.

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Frank wrote:

There's some goid stuff posted but 99% of the time I kill it with fire and no one gets to see it, ever.

Mon, 07/05/2010 - 06:42

Jesrad

100% Sasquatch

From: Hiroshima

Joined: 05/19/2010

Thorazine is ugly, ugly, ugly.

One shot of that and it's 8 hours of staring at the ceiling like a zombie.

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Mon, 07/05/2010 - 06:56

matthew.odonnell

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but it fixes everything!

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Mon, 07/05/2010 - 09:25

mirka

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From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

Yellow eye beans. ^^

I also mooched Splendid Soups by James Peterson off bookmooch: http://bookmooch.com/ I already have a copy, but it makes a fine gift and it was free!

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Mon, 07/05/2010 - 09:59

Jesrad

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matthew.odonnell wrote:

but it fixes everything!

in the same way a sledgehammer will quiet down a noisy neighbour.

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Mon, 07/05/2010 - 12:04

Grigori

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This makes me grin for so many reasons. Most of them bad.

It must be Monday again...

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Mon, 07/05/2010 - 12:49

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Irina Marina wrote:

'Hey, can you show me where the ladies' room is? I mean, take me there?'

Mon, 07/05/2010 - 13:25

ApolloONE

Out of control

From: above and beyond

Joined: 05/11/2010

so random.... but i thought it was funny

Mon, 07/05/2010 - 13:45

Grigori

functional sociopath

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ApolloONE wrote:

so random.... but i thought it was funny

HA! Haha. Heh. Hmmm...
HA!

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Mon, 07/05/2010 - 13:53

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pepper

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Z wrote:

Surprise She is not very happy. Unsure

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Frank wrote:

There's some goid stuff posted but 99% of the time I kill it with fire and no one gets to see it, ever.

Mon, 07/05/2010 - 14:53

#11

Joined: 09/17/2009

Marisa said that where she's at in Kentucky is only about 20 miles from where that girl is. I really want her to go find her.

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Irina Marina wrote:

'Hey, can you show me where the ladies' room is? I mean, take me there?'

Mon, 07/05/2010 - 15:15

#12

pepper

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From: Closer to Heaven

Joined: 02/25/2009

But she might bash your skull open! She has the Kung Fu!

I just found this

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Frank wrote:

There's some goid stuff posted but 99% of the time I kill it with fire and no one gets to see it, ever.

Mon, 07/05/2010 - 15:57

#13

pepper

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From: Closer to Heaven

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I just found this too

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:List_of_really,_really,_really_st...

And I'm thinking this what did you find today topic is a bad idea for me to have availible because I feel compelled to post stuff that is dumb.

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Frank wrote:

There's some goid stuff posted but 99% of the time I kill it with fire and no one gets to see it, ever.

Mon, 07/05/2010 - 16:37

#14

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

Pepper, that page is awesome.

No matter how cute you are, expect no quarter in the cruel world of Wikipedia.

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Mon, 07/05/2010 - 16:43

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ZacksWastedLife

Random Act of Violence

From: Austin, TX

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I do not advocate this at all but good TV is good TV.

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Mon, 07/05/2010 - 16:53

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pepper

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jane s. wrote:

Pepper, that page is awesome.

No matter how cute you are, expect no quarter in the cruel world of Wikipedia.

I thought it was pretty hilarious. Each item on the list was better than the last.

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Frank wrote:

There's some goid stuff posted but 99% of the time I kill it with fire and no one gets to see it, ever.

Mon, 07/05/2010 - 16:56

#17

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

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It linked at the bottom to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Deleted_articles_with_freaky_titl...

It's pretty long but there are some gems.

Big Fucking Sandwich [39]
An old dude who lives in Central America. [16]
Snowman porn [383]

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Mon, 07/05/2010 - 17:52

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ZacksWastedLife wrote:

I do not advocate this at all but good TV is good TV.

This was like the only part of the show I ever watched. What I liked was that she only cared if she lost a tooth. That would be me if I ever got knocked in the face. "DID I LOSE A TOOTH?!"

I'm from the South, so it's a huge paranoia of mine.

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Mon, 07/05/2010 - 18:07

#19

pepper

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jane s. wrote:

It linked at the bottom to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Deleted_articles_with_freaky_titl...

It's pretty long but there are some gems.

Big Fucking Sandwich [39]
An old dude who lives in Central America. [16]
Snowman porn [383]

Category: Wikipedians who insist on having the word lobster in every article [122]

List of jellyfish who have stung notable people [262]

List of notable people who have been stung by jellyfish [263]

Why not to sleep in a bamboo forest? [476]
Single sentence. "Because the bamboo will grow through you... resulting in Death."

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Frank wrote:

There's some goid stuff posted but 99% of the time I kill it with fire and no one gets to see it, ever.

Mon, 07/05/2010 - 19:44

#20

Freemena

Wallowing in my own confused and insecure delusions

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 02/27/2010

Funnily enough, I found all the stuff you guys just mentioned!

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Mon, 07/05/2010 - 23:47

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nathaniel parker

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pepper wrote:

jane s. wrote:

It linked at the bottom to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Deleted_articles_with_freaky_titl...

It's pretty long but there are some gems.

Big Fucking Sandwich [39]
An old dude who lives in Central America. [16]
Snowman porn [383]

List of jellyfish who have stung notable people [262]

List of notable people who have been stung by jellyfish [263]

I love how there's one more article on notable people stung by jellyfish than there is for jellyfish.
Like there's that one single jellyfish out there that is specifically targeting celebrities and has now gotten two of them!

Tue, 07/06/2010 - 00:53

#22

MiggityMcWilly

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From: Oakland, CA

Joined: 10/08/2009

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Tue, 07/06/2010 - 04:37

#23

Freemena

Wallowing in my own confused and insecure delusions

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 02/27/2010

Most awesome turtle video ever!

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Tue, 07/06/2010 - 17:47

#24

MiggityMcWilly

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Thanks Mena... surprised there's not more love for dancing turtle in this group.

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Tue, 07/06/2010 - 18:32

#25

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Mckay, I keep watching that turtle video! It makes me want to get a turtle reaaaaaaaaaaal baaaaaaaaaad!

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Irina Marina wrote:

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Wed, 07/07/2010 - 03:51

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Spike

Grumplicious

From: Beyond

Joined: 01/27/2003

http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/race-ads

Racist ads of yesteryear and today

I like the stove ad with the black kid eating fried chicken that's like Sho Nuff! Buy yoself a stove!

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Wed, 07/07/2010 - 05:04

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matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

"sho nuff! buy yoself a stove"

fuck me.

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Wed, 07/07/2010 - 05:05

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matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

shit!

what about in 1960: "did you ever see a fat chinese?"

intense racism is honesty laughable. like, they're joking aren't they?

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Wed, 07/07/2010 - 05:26

#29

deleted_account

Joined: 10/24/2009

If I were you I wouldn't click this link at work or at school

http://efukt.com/74_Random_Suicide.html

Wed, 07/07/2010 - 05:35

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matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

crap. it didn't work for me. the photo won't show up. but that 'sharking' business is pretty demeaning and horrendous.

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Wed, 07/07/2010 - 12:11

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ZacksWastedLife

Random Act of Violence

From: Austin, TX

Joined: 04/27/2010

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Wed, 07/07/2010 - 12:16

#32

Spike

Grumplicious

From: Beyond

Joined: 01/27/2003

The Great Flood of 1993 was made worse by a 23-year-old man removing some sandbags so he could continue partying:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Flood_of_1993#Causes

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Wed, 07/07/2010 - 12:24

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ZacksWastedLife

Random Act of Violence

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Wed, 07/07/2010 - 12:44

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jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

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Spike wrote:

http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/race-ads

Racist ads of yesteryear and today

I like the stove ad with the black kid eating fried chicken that's like Sho Nuff! Buy yoself a stove!

I think the scariest one is of the lady feeding the little girl a spoonful of mayonnaise.

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Wed, 07/07/2010 - 13:20

#35

PGoutis01

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From: Michigan

Joined: 06/03/2004

This is so wrong!

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subby socks wrote:

I'm going to kick her in the pussy. I don't care if she's only 13 and I don't care if I go to jail

Wed, 07/07/2010 - 19:37

#36

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

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Thu, 07/08/2010 - 23:10

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MiggityMcWilly

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It's... so... beautiful.

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Thu, 07/08/2010 - 23:59

#38

jon m.

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Fri, 07/09/2010 - 00:20

#39

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MiggityMcWilly wrote:

It's... so... beautiful.

Hmm... I think I know this guy... LOL

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Irina Marina wrote:

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Fri, 07/09/2010 - 00:33

#40

Freemena

Wallowing in my own confused and insecure delusions

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 02/27/2010

I really hope that guy was getting a blow job while filming. That's the only time a man should ever sound like he does.

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Fri, 07/09/2010 - 03:06

#41

audreythirteen

I Love You, so watch your back.

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

He's fucking crying! HAHAHAAhahahaa!

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Sun, 07/11/2010 - 04:06

#42

MiggityMcWilly

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From: Oakland, CA

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For that fellow who's really into Lady GaGa.

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Mon, 07/12/2010 - 01:45

#43

Jesrad

100% Sasquatch

From: Hiroshima

Joined: 05/19/2010

I have seen this girl's video before and the only thing that really sticks in my mind is why won't anyone call the police?

There is obviously a man holding a gun to her head standing off camera and making her sing.

She has terrified hostage written all over her.

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Mon, 07/12/2010 - 09:56

#44

MiggityMcWilly

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http://www.pcworld.com/article/163734/it_takes_a_village_idiot_the_jerks...

We might know these people.

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Mon, 07/12/2010 - 10:49

#45

trueposer

I used to do body shots off of Jesus's navel back in the day.

From: Denver, CO

Joined: 05/18/2010

I know I'm totally contradicting previous statements I've made about my persona but I just thought this was hilarious and should be shared with everyone.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/repeal-of-dont-ask-dont-tell-paves-way-...

Mon, 07/12/2010 - 11:33

#46

ZacksWastedLife

Random Act of Violence

From: Austin, TX

Joined: 04/27/2010

Then you may think this is funny too poser.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/gaypride-parade-sets-mainstream-accepta...

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Tue, 07/13/2010 - 07:12

#47

trueposer

I used to do body shots off of Jesus's navel back in the day.

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ZacksWastedLife wrote:

Then you may think this is funny too poser.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/gaypride-parade-sets-mainstream-acceptance-of-gays,351/

Ha ha! It's funny because it's true!

Tue, 07/13/2010 - 08:44

#48

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

i ain't readin' no gay-links!

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Tue, 07/13/2010 - 09:19

#49

_kit

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http://meowmania.jqln.org/

Tue, 07/13/2010 - 10:08

#50

Grigori

functional sociopath

From: Maastricht

Joined: 04/22/2010

Jesrad wrote:

I have seen this girl's video before and the only thing that really sticks in my mind is why won't anyone call the police?

There is obviously a man holding a gun to her head standing off camera and making her sing.

She has terrified hostage written all over her.

I think it's the drummer who looks like a skinny clone of somebody... maybe:

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