What did YOU find on the Internet today?

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I didn't actually find these today, but I've been looking for a place to use them. Supposedly real vintage ads.

thorazine Pictures, Images and Photos

McCain Advertisement Pictures, Images and Photos

thorazine Pictures, Images and Photos

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Thorazine is ugly, ugly, ugly.

One shot of that and it's 8 hours of staring at the ceiling like a zombie.

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but it fixes everything!

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Yellow eye beans. ^^

 

I also mooched Splendid Soups by James Peterson off bookmooch: http://bookmooch.com/ I already have a copy, but it makes a fine gift and it was free!

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matthew.odonnell wrote:
but it fixes everything!

in the same way a sledgehammer will quiet down a noisy neighbour.

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This makes me grin for so many reasons. Most of them bad.

It must be Monday again...

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Irina Marina wrote:
'Hey, can you show me where the ladies' room is? I mean, take me there?'
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so random.... but i thought it was funny

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so random.... but i thought it was funny

HA! Haha. Heh. Hmmm...
HA!
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Surprise She is not very happy. Unsure

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Marisa said that where she's at in Kentucky is only about 20 miles from where that girl is. I really want her to go find her.

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But she might bash your skull open! She has the Kung Fu!

I just found this

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I just found this too

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:List_of_really,_really,_really_st...

And I'm thinking this what did you find today topic is a bad idea for me to have availible because I feel compelled to post stuff that is dumb.

jane s.
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Pepper, that page is awesome.

No matter how cute you are, expect no quarter in the cruel world of Wikipedia.

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I do not advocate this at all but good TV is good TV.

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jane s. wrote:
Pepper, that page is awesome.

No matter how cute you are, expect no quarter in the cruel world of Wikipedia.

I thought it was pretty hilarious. Each item on the list was better than the last.

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It linked at the bottom to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Deleted_articles_with_freaky_titl...

It's pretty long but there are some gems.

Big Fucking Sandwich [39]
An old dude who lives in Central America. [16]
Snowman porn [383]

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ZacksWastedLife wrote:
I do not advocate this at all but good TV is good TV.

This was like the only part of the show I ever watched. What I liked was that she only cared if she lost a tooth. That would be me if I ever got knocked in the face. "DID I LOSE A TOOTH?!"

I'm from the South, so it's a huge paranoia of mine.

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jane s. wrote:
It linked at the bottom to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Deleted_articles_with_freaky_titl...

It's pretty long but there are some gems.

Big Fucking Sandwich [39]
An old dude who lives in Central America. [16]
Snowman porn [383]

Category: Wikipedians who insist on having the word lobster in every article [122]

List of jellyfish who have stung notable people [262]

List of notable people who have been stung by jellyfish [263]

Why not to sleep in a bamboo forest? [476]
Single sentence. "Because the bamboo will grow through you... resulting in Death."

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Funnily enough, I found all the stuff you guys just mentioned!

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pepper wrote:
jane s. wrote:
It linked at the bottom to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Deleted_articles_with_freaky_titl...

It's pretty long but there are some gems.

Big Fucking Sandwich [39]
An old dude who lives in Central America. [16]
Snowman porn [383]

List of jellyfish who have stung notable people [262]

List of notable people who have been stung by jellyfish [263]


I love how there's one more article on notable people stung by jellyfish than there is for jellyfish.
Like there's that one single jellyfish out there that is specifically targeting celebrities and has now gotten two of them!
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Most awesome turtle video ever!

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Thanks Mena... surprised there's not more love for dancing turtle in this group.

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Mckay, I keep watching that turtle video! It makes me want to get a turtle reaaaaaaaaaaal baaaaaaaaaad!

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http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/race-ads

Racist ads of yesteryear and today

I like the stove ad with the black kid eating fried chicken that's like Sho Nuff! Buy yoself a stove!

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"sho nuff! buy yoself a stove"

fuck me.

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shit!

what about in 1960: "did you ever see a fat chinese?"

intense racism is honesty laughable. like, they're joking aren't they?

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If I were you I wouldn't click this link at work or at school

http://efukt.com/74_Random_Suicide.html

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crap. it didn't work for me. the photo won't show up. but that 'sharking' business is pretty demeaning and horrendous.

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The Great Flood of 1993 was made worse by a 23-year-old man removing some sandbags so he could continue partying:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Flood_of_1993#Causes

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Spike wrote:
http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/race-ads

Racist ads of yesteryear and today

I like the stove ad with the black kid eating fried chicken that's like Sho Nuff! Buy yoself a stove!

I think the scariest one is of the lady feeding the little girl a spoonful of mayonnaise.

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This is so wrong!

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It's... so... beautiful.

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MiggityMcWilly wrote:

It's... so... beautiful.

Hmm... I think I know this guy... LOL

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I really hope that guy was getting a blow job while filming. That's the only time a man should ever sound like he does.

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He's fucking crying! HAHAHAAhahahaa!

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For that fellow who's really into Lady GaGa.

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I have seen this girl's video before and the only thing that really sticks in my mind is why won't anyone call the police?

There is obviously a man holding a gun to her head standing off camera and making her sing.

She has terrified hostage written all over her.

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http://www.pcworld.com/article/163734/it_takes_a_village_idiot_the_jerks...

We might know these people.

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I know I'm totally contradicting previous statements I've made about my persona but I just thought this was hilarious and should be shared with everyone.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/repeal-of-dont-ask-dont-tell-paves-way-...

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Then you may think this is funny too poser.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/gaypride-parade-sets-mainstream-accepta...

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Then you may think this is funny too poser.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/gaypride-parade-sets-mainstream-acceptance-of-gays,351/

Ha ha! It's funny because it's true!

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i ain't readin' no gay-links!

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