What did you do 500 seconds ago?

Tried to fix my indoor/outdoor thermometer, failed, went back to writing my Irish lit paper.

I was listening to Misty Mountain Hop by Led Zeppelin.

folded my laundry from the dryer that didn't work that well. i now have pants hanging up all around my room to dry.

I put on a hoodie and my dads house slippers.
I look hot.

I returned from the store with more wine then took a look at the chicken boiling in a pot on the stove for the mole I'm making tonight.

asked my cousin to quiet down because i was studying while he was playing paranoid android on piano

Ate chips.

Realised I couldn't sleep. Got up. Lit a cigarette.
Came on Cult to scan. No one online on Facebook.
Lit another cigarette.

This may repeat indefinitely.

Posted this!

Watched the Review Show for the Premier League.
Played with my hair. (habit I have)

This.

I started counting down from 500 but didn't know why. Thank you for making this thread I was really starting to freak out.

I just realized this was all an elaborate ploy to get me banned for spamming. It's a conspiracy I'm not biting anymore!

got really excited because the Phillies are kicking Dodger ass. Get back to me in another 500 seconds and hopefully the same thing is happening.

Took all my clothes off and ran down my street naked.

Okay, I was really DMing my wife on Twitter.

I took my colored clothes out of the dryer, put in the freshly bleached whites, and then put some wool stuff into the washing machine and crossed my fingers, hoping I don't ruin them.

I was eating Fritos and trading sarcastic texts with Tobii about "Wolverine."

You were eating Fritos and trading texts with Jane about "Spaghetti"?

Being horribly disappointed by the current score of the Dodgers/Phillies game. 8-0. Man, fuck the phillies.

I was eating brie. And then I fucked her.

Would the pix go here, or the Dress Down thread?

Dressdown to be safe. I shall await your arrival there.

Come on guys, its POIDH, and they go in my pm inbox. duh.

finished watching this weeks episode of dexter on the pvr... never saw that one coming...

I woke up! Now I'm here and feeling terrible.

I peed!

I was eating M&Ms and playing Mahjong Titans.

That sounds kinda sad when recounted.

I was in the shower.

I was at the store getting something for dinner.

i searched for flats and found an interesting offer online.

tits or gtfo?

It was a joke! It's the most common offer I've seen on the internet.

me and these kind of flats don´t have anything in common.

i think i want this one http://www.immobilienscout24.de/49207690?donotLog=t&style=is24&is24EC=IS...

Ohhh. Barbara, that looks great!

it does! i´m all excited, i already called for a tour. the best thing about it is that it´s literally within sight from where we live now, which is two minutes from work for me.

I woke up and checked my email and found I was given permission to use two awesome songs in my movie.

Made some hibiscus tea and put the baby down for a nap.

Watched some online lecture.

Sent an email to someone I really don't know very well.

Ate some Target sushi rolls.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

Applied for jobs.

Hooked myself up with an almond joy.

Halloween's a great excuse to buy a big bag of mini candies and pig out on them.

Got the assortment of almond joy, kit-kat, heath, and rolo.

Ate a meatball.

Looked at naked ladies.

I'm not ashamed of it either!

Poured a coffees and colored this in Photoshop:

HA HA HA NO CONTEXT SUCKERS!

picked some dead skin off the bottom of my foot and sent a text to big S. these two things are not related.

Wished the Yankees or Angels would win so I could watch House, damn it!