"What are you doing after the orgy?"

I'm gonna go get a cup of coffee and a slice of pie at an all night diner that allows smoking and has a waitress named Flo. I will not sit at the counter, I'll take a booth.

The question itself man, there's cuteness and nastiness going on. Like you were at his all night orgy thing and been sexing with many people and lo and behold, your eye fell on this cute girl. You CONNECTED during the orgy and felt the need to kind of ask her out. "What are you doing after the orgy". Mfuck! That is such a cool sentence.

hating myself.

I'm just really in the mood for some pie and coffee. Kind of fantasizing - I never said I was alone. I like it alot too.

I imagine something really very primal and animalistic: if I lived near the woods I'd try to hunt a deer down with my bare hands.

This reminds me of that whole thing where you purposely say something weird or wild in public to draw attention from strangers and have them wondering what the hell happened.

You: "So yeah, after the orgy, thats what I did."

Them: "An orgy?He doesn't look like someone who would partake in an orgy.Wait, what did he do after the orgy? Is it something you usually do after one?"

I just might have to try this in a bar or something tonight.

or you could walk up to someone that looks new, like they'd never been there before and ask them "So...what are you doing after the orgy?" and then they could sit around wondering what the hell they walked into, if there's going to be some huge orgy in the place tonight
i guess, it could work asking a guy or gal

I'm just going back home to my wife and kids.

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;912491]or you could walk up to someone that looks new, like they'd never been there before and ask them "So...what are you doing after the orgy?" and then they could sit around wondering what the hell they walked into, if there's going to be some huge orgy in the place tonight
i guess, it could work asking a guy or gal[/QUOTE]

Oh fuck, that's fucking good. Oh FUCK, that is so goood!!!

god! can you just imagine the look of bewilderment on whoever's face?
it'd be an interesting little experiment, see who gets up and walks out and who sits there looking around anxiously

[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;912505]One has to question the libido of someone trying to fuck you after an orgy.[/QUOTE]

it doesn't have to be said as any kind of "come on"
just ask casually, like are you going to the ball game? going to see the mother-in-law? going to help out at the Drop In Shelter?

[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;912505]One has to question the libido of someone trying to fuck you after an orgy.[/QUOTE]

I don't think the original question is meant as a 'continuation of the sexual process', but more of a personal getting to know you thing.

The 'bunkle context remark is something else entirely. (and hilarious)

So how did you hear about the orgy? Was it the flier in the mail or the ad in the church paper?

I think if you did casually ask someone that at a bar it would be better if you were removing an article of clothing at the time. Since you're in a public place a jacket would probably be the best bet. And have one of your friends behind you taking off his shoes saying something like, "Man, I hope I don't get banged up the ass like last time."

Then offer to buy the other person a drink.

i googled it, what are you doing after the orgy? is a song, a movie and an essay among other things.

i really like the idea of going to an all night diner with smoking and getting a coffee. im hoping it would be good coughie.

[QUOTE=morey;912516]i googled it, what are you doing after the orgy? is a song, a movie and an essay among other things.[/QUOTE]

I got it from the song by In Fraganti. Check it out [URL=http://music.download.com/3640-10683-100980818-100980842.html]here.[/URL]

yeah its also a swedish movie from 1970 by a rather prolific film maker although i've never heard of him.

i don´t think that someone who´s actually participating in an orgy would call it orgy.
i guess that they rather call it something like little fuck fest or such.
orgy is a way too neutral term.

I think the term needs to be neutral when dealing with an orgy. I mean you don't want to call it the disease sharing-anal tearing gathering.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy;912528]I think the term needs to be neutral when dealing with an orgy. I mean you don't want to call it the disease sharing-anal tearing gathering.[/QUOTE]

just add "little" and it sounds nice again.

[QUOTE=scerpica;912526]i don´t think that someone who´s actually participating in an orgy would call it orgy.
i guess that they rather call it something like little fuck fest or such.
orgy is a way too neutral term.[/QUOTE]gays call em orgys

This one summer night I was out for a walk, and I heard somebody screaming. I figured there was a 50% chance it was someone screaming for help and a 50% chance someone was about to come. I followed the noise to an alleyway behind a bar, and on the other side of the fence, in somebody's yard, there was a swimming pool filled with people and they were all fucking. The noise, fucking hell the noise! So much flab striking flab and moaning and groaning, so much water rushing in and out of holes and crevices...so much splashing.

If I'm ever at an orgy, I'll be taking a shower afterwards.

They were mostly old people I think.

You made that story up.

[QUOTE=jane s.;913209]You made that story up.[/QUOTE]

nobody here has actually participated in an orgy.
so they have to make something up.

[QUOTE=jane s.;913209]You made that story up.[/QUOTE]

By old people I meant 40+. And that shit is the cold, hard truth.

I think orgies are really an older crowd phenomena...

Not to say young folks don't have them, but I am guessing it's more novelty for the under-35 set, and more real stimulation for older folks...

But I have no idea, and have no proof to back up my accusations...

[QUOTE=succotash moon;913339]I think orgies are really an older crowd phenomena...

Not to say young folks don't have them, but I am guessing it's more novelty for the under-35 set, and more real stimulation for older folks...

But I have no idea, and have no proof to back up my accusations...[/QUOTE]

(Quasi-)proof: the documentaries I've seen on orgies have all featured slightly overweight, eccentric thirty-somethings, usually couples who have a gleam in the corner of their eye that says "I married my first boy/girlfriend and recently realized that I should have had sex with lots and lots of other people instead."

I do have to agree with Brown here, that is a beautifully loaded sentence.

EDIT: Jesus, I just realized I've seen multiple fucking documentaries on orgies and then admitted to seeing them. It was almost porn, but except without the close ups and the people were way too hairy.

rubbing in hand lotion on my raw penis. Oh and a enema.

the olds like orgies because it helps them relive the 70's

Truthfully, I don't think younger people can handle orgies emotionally, especially any kind of swinging situation...

Older people don't give a fuck, and they know in the end people stay together out of fear of being alone, and not sex. So they fuck whoever, whenever, and let their main squeeze fuck whoever, because at the end of the night they know who's going to be just a fuck, and who's going to wash the shit stains outta their undies...

Younger people still think in terms of property, ownership, investment, young enough to still believe they have any say in what their lover does...

this sounds very disillusioned

[QUOTE=succotash moon;913471]Truthfully, I don't think younger people can handle orgies emotionally, especially any kind of swinging situation...

Older people don't give a fuck, and they know in the end people stay together out of fear of being alone, and not sex. So they fuck whoever, whenever, and let their main squeeze fuck whoever, because at the end of the night they know who's going to be just a fuck, and who's going to wash the shit stains outta their undies...

Younger people still think in terms of property, ownership, investment, young enough to still believe they have any say in what their lover does...[/QUOTE]

This makes me simultaneously hopeful and despondent.

[QUOTE=jane s.;913480]This makes me simultaneously hopeful and despondent.[/QUOTE]

hopeful for the excitement in your years to come and despondent at the thought of having to wash shitty undies?

Of course my point of view is that of a 28yo transsexual who hasn't been sexed in almost three years...

no one is neutral in subjects like this one.