"Web <expletive>" Suicide Machine

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Biffb
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Pure awesome.

Time story:

http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1954631,00.html?CNN=yes

Actual website:

http://suicidemachine.org/

Facebook's cease and desist order:

http://suicidemachine.org/download/Web_2.0_Suicide_Machine.pdf

Finally, an electronic suicide you can't take back walk away from. Art imitating life and all that jazz.

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I'm tempted to ban you for the use of the term "Web 2.0".

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There is another site, with a better name that does the same thing.

http://www.seppukoo.com/

Biffb
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Kirk wrote:
I'm tempted to ban you for the use of the term "Web 2.0".

LOL!

I couldn't misquote the source material!

Oh, breaking news!:

I heard they had the internet on computers now.

anephric
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I think it speaks volumes about how people need a program to do it for them, as if they lack the will, intelligence or both to do it on their own.

Also, "Web 2.0" is a worthless, empty buzzword that should be removed from all forms of langauge. Even just seeing it makes me want to take a tire iron to someone's eye sockets.

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big S
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must be a slow news week...

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anephric wrote:
I think it speaks volumes about how people need a program to do it for them, as if they lack the will, intelligence or both to do it on their own.

Also, "Web 2.0" is a worthless, empty buzzword that should be removed from all forms of langauge. Even just seeing it makes me want to take a tire iron to someone's eye sockets.


I think you're being a bit 2.0 dramatic.
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Biffb
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I think they should just jump to 3.0 (in 3D) and let James Cameron direct it.

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The Virgin Suicides 2.0

20/01/10 17:39
What's wrong with just plain old closing your accounts? What is this I NEED TO BLOG OR I SHAKE ALL DAY pandemic that's happening to this here Western World? Being a person kinda looks like it sucks.

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Biffb
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First World Problem.

anephric
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Smartazboy wrote:
I think you're being a bit 2.0 dramatic.

Yes. How clever for you.

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Biffb
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anephric wrote:
Smartazboy wrote:
I think you're being a bit 2.0 dramatic.

Yes. How clever for you.

But would you say that it's 2.0 clever of him?

Biffb
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Six On The Dot wrote:
Biffb wrote:
anephric wrote:
Smartazboy wrote:
I think you're being a bit 2.0 dramatic.

Yes. How clever for you.

But would you say that it's 2.0 clever of him?

I HATE when people put 2.0 in front of something. It doesn't work that way. It's ___ 2.0 because it's ___ 2 of something. You don't say II World War.

So what I'm hearing is that you hate 2.0 it?

nah, doesn't have the same feel to it.

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Kirk wrote:
There is another site, with a better name that does the same thing.

http://www.seppukoo.com/

I like this one better mainly because of the obvious cultural connotations. I wrote a paper about facebook and "hyperreality" last semester that I'm working on getting published in an academic journal. I found out about seppukoo.com right after I turned it in. Methinks I'll add that to the rewrite.

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I left that page open on my computer while I went out for lunch. I came back and my mom asks me if I am thinking of killing myself...thanks Cult.

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I can think of a few people I'd like to delete. I just wish I could guess their passwords.

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Ritt
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Yeah, go ahead and jinx the Web 2.0 Homicide Machine already.

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* rubs hands as if planning something devious-like *

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