"Web <expletive>" Suicide Machine
Pure awesome.
Time story:
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1954631,00.html?CNN=yes
Actual website:
Facebook's cease and desist order:
http://suicidemachine.org/download/Web_2.0_Suicide_Machine.pdf
Finally, an electronic suicide you can't take back walk away from. Art imitating life and all that jazz.
There is another site, with a better name that does the same thing.
LOL!
I couldn't misquote the source material!
Oh, breaking news!:
I heard they had the internet on computers now.
I think it speaks volumes about how people need a program to do it for them, as if they lack the will, intelligence or both to do it on their own.
Also, "Web 2.0" is a worthless, empty buzzword that should be removed from all forms of langauge. Even just seeing it makes me want to take a tire iron to someone's eye sockets.
I construct my memories with my present. I am lost, abandoned in the present. I try in vain to rejoin the past: I cannot escape. - Sartre
must be a slow news week...
Also, "Web 2.0" is a worthless, empty buzzword that should be removed from all forms of langauge. Even just seeing it makes me want to take a tire iron to someone's eye sockets.
I think you're being a bit 2.0 dramatic.

I think they should just jump to 3.0 (in 3D) and let James Cameron direct it.
The Virgin Suicides 2.0
20/01/10 17:39
What's wrong with just plain old closing your accounts? What is this I NEED TO BLOG OR I SHAKE ALL DAY pandemic that's happening to this here Western World? Being a person kinda looks like it sucks.
First World Problem.
Yes. How clever for you.
I construct my memories with my present. I am lost, abandoned in the present. I try in vain to rejoin the past: I cannot escape. - Sartre
Yes. How clever for you.
But would you say that it's 2.0 clever of him?
Yes. How clever for you.
But would you say that it's 2.0 clever of him?
I HATE when people put 2.0 in front of something. It doesn't work that way. It's ___ 2.0 because it's ___ 2 of something. You don't say II World War.
So what I'm hearing is that you hate 2.0 it?
nah, doesn't have the same feel to it.
http://www.seppukoo.com/
I like this one better mainly because of the obvious cultural connotations. I wrote a paper about facebook and "hyperreality" last semester that I'm working on getting published in an academic journal. I found out about seppukoo.com right after I turned it in. Methinks I'll add that to the rewrite.
I left that page open on my computer while I went out for lunch. I came back and my mom asks me if I am thinking of killing myself...thanks Cult.
I can think of a few people I'd like to delete. I just wish I could guess their passwords.
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Yeah, go ahead and jinx the Web 2.0 Homicide Machine already.
* rubs hands as if planning something devious-like *
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I'm tempted to ban you for the use of the term "Web 2.0".