...used to be funny...
I used to think it was kinda funny when, people would purposely mis pronounce things like tortilla, I.E. tor-till-uh, instead of, tor-tee-a. last night at work some one said to me "I brought a tor-till-a to eat at break today." And it was no longer amusing, what are some other things that used to be funny, but aren't any more.
"Like the whores that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design"
Farting comes to mind.
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can I get two chicken fa-jite-ahs
'Cause people like to say SALSA!
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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[B]can I get two chicken fa-jite-ahs [/B][/QUOTE]
Ooh good one. I hate that.
"Like the whores that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design"
does anyone remember the way kramer said salsa on seinfeld.
yes i do frammy, i am a Seinfeld fiend, no matter how many times i've seen an episode i can still laugh my ass off watching it, still waiting on the seinfeld dvd collection...
HELLO! LA LA LA!
"these pretzels are making me thirsty"
"i met this guy last night and yada yada yada, i'm really tired today"
kramerica
bladder for oil tankers
a ketchup and mustard dispenser
do you want to come upstairs, george
no, i don't think so.
who are you george castanza
someone unlike anyone you've met before
His buttocks are sublime.
A Vendetta production. <3
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thanks brak
To answer the original question: phyto.
A Vendetta production. <3
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dammit foiled again, but really brak i never was very funny, unless you think i used to be
Actually, phyto, you remind me on a daily basis just how truly lowbrow I must be to laugh at some of the silly stuff you post. I guess there's no accounting for taste...or lack thereof. 
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This reminds me of when I took spanish in high school.
All the ghettofied girls would say:
"como tay yam mos bitch?"
"may yam mo Lakiesha ho!"
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Fino35 [/i]
[B]This reminds me of when I took spanish in high school.
All the ghettofied girls would say:
"como tay yam mos bitch?"
"may yam mo Lakiesha ho!" [/B][/QUOTE]
Thats actually still pretty funny. Only if they were serious though, if they were kidding then its not funny. Just annoying.
"Like the whores that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design"
serious they were. Not with the bitch/ho part.
Juh Lap Pen o's
When people misprounonce 'gyro'. Like "Ji-roh' or something like that.
There is hope, but not for us.
Or how 'bout the word "Mo-ded"? As in, "You just got mo-ded!" Didn't that used to be funny?
"Like the whores that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design"
I would have put that in the "phrases" thread but I hear it alot.
I am always sick of the growing jokes yuo here from everyone during your growth spert. I once heard the 'I need to put a brick on your head to stop you from growing' one 10-12 times in a 30 minute time period. Ya family jokes can be pretty bad... The same jokes you here every family meeting...
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what did she say they were if they aren't animals?
that's hilarious, why do i have to miss these kinda things
They're [i]fish[/i]. Duh.
I can understand that, because when I was little, I insisted that birds weren't animals, they were birds. Then again, I was like, 4, and I'm assuming this woman is fully grown.
There is hope, but not for us.
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[B]about 60, with a face like sun aged leather [/B][/QUOTE]
Would I be correct in assuming that you don't mean in a cool, antique sort of way?
"Like the whores that we are, swatting flies from the wounds we design"
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Gucci Ghost [/i]
[B]about 60, with a face like sun aged leather [/B][/QUOTE]
I imagine having sex with this woman is like rubbing your penis against hot vinyl seats in the summertime, 100 per cent humidity.
Steve Guttenberg ?
So long, and thanks for all the fish.