Untitled Pornographic Movie Film Parody

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nathaniel parker
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It's called "Insemination."

We go inside the mark's fantasy and plant a seed of perversion so the subject feels it was their fetish to begin with.


A wealthy Japanese industrialist hires Coch and his team to "Inseminate" his frigid young wife with the desire to do a three-way with another hot chick.

The Forger spends most of the flick changing into various nymphos.
The Architect solely designs unnecessarily complicated dildos and vibrators.

There is a wild hotel orgy that takes place entirely in zero gravity.

The end comes when we see a close-up on Coch's face as he approaches the "money shot." Cut to black before anyone can tell whether he came or not.

That's all I got so far.

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cut to black. uuuugghahhhhhhh, god nooooooooooooooo!

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nathaniel parker
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What's sad is they've probably already finished shooting this last week after the real movie came out at #1.

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nice one

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I'd like to add more but, really, when it's padded out with the sex scenes, just those 4-5 lines can easily make it a good hour and a half movie.

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It's a goldmine I tell ya! A fuckin' goldmine!

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"Quick, gimmie a kiss."

...

"They're still looking at us."

"Yeah. Here, let's try this."

{Zip}

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But when the job goes awry and the team is attacked by the wife's psycho-sexuality's sub-consciousness, the wealthy industrialist gets a boner too big for the levels of Insemination...now they must finish the job before he falls into limbo and has a raging painful hard-on forever.

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Meanwhile, Coch has to deal with the guilt of discovering Insemination with his ex-wife which turned her into a maniacal sex-addict...haunted by wet dreams of the freight-train orgasms he was waiting for and tsunami floods of sexual fluids. And when she catches him sharing those with that other girl...UH-OH!

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Actually, that train analogy would be better as a gangbang. And they could do things with the time warping, like how the lame one-minute-mount is a thirty minute monster reaming down in the next level.

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Ritt wrote:
But when the job goes awry and the team is attacked by the wife's psycho-sexuality's sub-consciousness, the wealthy industrialist gets a boner too big for the levels of Insemination...now they must finish the job before he falls into limbo and has a raging painful hard-on forever.

instead of Limbo they go into the realm of Priapism!