hey, I f*cking love hummus and bacon is meh, but it said islam! i want my money back

I find this halarious. I'm a Presbyterian but this says I should be a Jehovah's Witness.

Hit the nail on the head.
atheist,that was easy.

The only thing I find fault with this is that atheism isn't a religion. Otherwise, it's awesome.

the wiccan part cracks me up

i'd want to be egyptian. but that's not on there.

Uh, Egyptian isn't a religion.

It can certainly exhibit similar traits at times.

well,

what i meant was.....

shut up!

ancient egyptians were polytheistic. That's what I meant. I want to be polytheistic and be mummified and have a pyramid and lots of wall paintings and stuff. And have my Ka live forever in Diorite statue of me.

It should be. Levi you should start an Egyptian religion.

Ok I'm a hindu.

hahaha! True enough. And I agree with you, I was just trying to make a point. One which you smacked down.

My other option was to say, some Christians aren't very Christlike, but I figured that'd be the obvious route.

I'm a Jevohah's Witness. Hm. The closest Kingdom Hall to my house only does services in Spanish.

Christian works for me. Well done.

Mayan? Aren't those the guys who were cutting peoples hearts out and rolling their heads down the pyramid steps in Apocalypto?

Aztecs did ritual sacrifice. Mayans disappeared suddenly.

Mayan Religion! =D I want to worship a ton of gods, but I don't want no reincarnation going on. Now to find out more about this Mayan Religion.

Mayan Religion is about as intellectual as saying I want my religion to be egyptian. It's the same thing! using an ethnicity as a religion.

"egyptian religion"

there. Fuckers.

Turns out, my gods have cool names.

Main gods:
Itzamná; Kukulcán (Quetzalcóatl); Bolon Tzacab; Chac

Shaved head is a hairstyle. Bald is not. There's a difference.
Is this still part of the atheist metaphor?

I think so. Bald is atheism whereas a shaved head is satanism, right?

Bald is still a hairstyle. It's just an undesirable one.

Atheism never made sense to me. Maybe God exists today, maybe not. But you can't deny SOMETHING supernatural started the first molecule or atom or whatever that eventually led to the rest of the universe.

Bald is atheism, since it lacks the definitive need of hair to be a hairstyle.
I believe a shaved head would be Buddhism, since they're spiritual, but they're not strict about anything, and desire to remove all labels... at least the purest ones do. Most of them are agnostic, I believe.

Mike, we're not getting into that... but atheism makes the most sense

Well maybe, you don't necesserily have to believe that the universe was started at all, it could have been around for ever, and you don't have to believe that the SOMETHING that started was a conscious being. How do you define supernatural?

Who ever said that God is a conscious being. This supernatural being could also be a "universal spirit or energy" or something. Some people believe in an order rather than a god.

Um, a lot of people have said that gods are conscious beings, that would be that kind of god that atheists don't believe in.

hahah this made my morning!

I want to know who/what made the something that started all the rest.

WHO MADE GOD, HUH?

And also, according to my lover, my panties are all very magical. Does this make him mormon or me?

Bald is dead and no one cares. If you have some hair, I don't see it there.

What if they're bald but still have pubes?

Satanist?

Well, some believe God is the beginning and end. (I..think I get that..like God started the universe and the universe started God....something like that)

As for your last thing you said.............what?

EDIT: Oh, I saw the chart again. I think mormons have special celibacy underwaear or something or do they wear it when they have sex with their wife I don't know.

It makes you mormon because they're your panties; whether you believe they're magic or not isn't the point because he believes they're magic and that's good enough to qualify. Welcome to the church, good luck on becoming your own god someday.

Like, there was a big BANG or such and everything just came to be, suddenly? Wow.

Seriously though, it's an interesting theory. (what you said)

Not a bang. A whisper. lol

That's how it ends, not how it begins.

Also, it's a whimper.

Satanism is confusing. They're really atheist, but they still like to do spells and stuff, things that have a basis and require some kind of belief in an afterlife or high power or something.

I thought it was both. (It is according to that Modest Mouse song: Third Planet)

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no wait. don't tell me.