*Ungh* It's Brother Supremo's Birthday!

i remember brother supremo from his pupa stage when he was milroy borden then he hatched from that cocoon and fluttered off to the devil

Happy Birthday Bro Supremo

Haevn't been around to talk to you much, hope things are going well and enjoy this day that is beginning.

also born on this day and to share it with brosupre what other day could he have possibly been born on :

Honore de Balzac (1799 - 1850)

Happy Ungh Birthday!!

May you enjoy your day of being spit out of your mother's woowoo [U]insert amount of years here[/U] ago. Thats all I got.

honore de balzac < honor the ball-sack

happy birthday bro spro!

[IMG]http://www.southwest.com.au/~barrell/uwa/social/social0304/adam18th_07.JPG[/IMG]

Happy Birthday Brother Supremo (or your Ciznult name Hustla Supremo)!! I hope you have a smashing day, my little chum.

I got you this, since it combines two of your favorite things:
[IMG]http://www.source-m.com/an23pix/CONDTD18AdevPUGfawn.jpg[/IMG]

P.S. to Mr. Hashy: Nice touch with the *Ungh* I also used that pulp cover as an avatar once and plan to again one of these days.

If I read something in tomorrow's news that Bro was found dead next to a hooker and a mountain of cocaine, then it was all good. Even if that doesn't happen, I hope you still have a damn good "You popped outta yo' momma!" day!

Hey Happy Birthday. Since we can't have an actual party for you, enjoy your thread. And I don't you that well, but, the more the merrier, right?

Happy Birthday! Love you, Mike.

brosup, for your birthday, violence!

[url]http://www.students.dsu.edu/herdint/MortalKombat.jpg[/url]

[url]http://www.skillreactor.org/tutortxt/megadrv/mkombat.gif[/url]

and strippers! (NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[url]http://www.phoenix5.org/stories/firstpers/images/stripper.jpg[/url] NSFW

[url]http://www.punk77.co.uk/graphics/stranglers/stripper.jpg[/url] NSFW

[url]http://www.imgonnadie.com/T-Stripper.jpg[/url] NSFW and really just don't click it.

Hey Bro Supemo, for your birthday I'm gonna hunt down [URL=http://www.sleestak.net/photos/sotm/pitchfork.jpg]this punk ass kid[/URL] so i can steal his skateboard for you.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v616/emobrown/random/screenshot040.jpg[/IMG]

kickass.

Oh man, one of my favorite movies of all time.

[QUOTE=jase]Hey Bro Supemo, for your birthday I'm gonna hunt down [URL=http://www.sleestak.net/photos/sotm/pitchfork.jpg]this punk ass kid[/URL] so i can steal his skateboard for you.[/QUOTE]

what a cool skateboard...

the following picture is kinda half ass, sorry dude:

[img]http://www.bighappyfunhouse.com/archives/mullet.jpg[/img]

Nice, Brownie.

Haha, snuffy. Oh brother.

a bunch of us chipped in and bought you a palm pilot. check it out dude, here's a picture:

[url=http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/b020.jpg]Palm 670 ES[/url]

Uh....Happy Birthday.

[QUOTE=RandomThought]Uh....Happy Birthday. I mean c'mon, just take your attention away from this loser and pay attention to me.[/QUOTE]

Other than this phony "Happy Birthday", such a nice thread.

Dogs in Satan costumes!

Titty birthday cakes!

Mortal Kombat!

Strippahs!

Midget strippahs!

What more could I ask for?

Well, I got diarrhea right now. I ate some damaging food today.

[B]As for my day: [/B] when i woke up this morning, I took a shower, brush me teeth, combed my hair, slapped on my best pair of sideburns, and walked to work.

When I got there, I was greeted by everyone, and "Happy Birthday" came out of everyone's creamy mouths very musically. As I was cleaning a gelatin-like dog diarrhea puddle, my boss offered to buy me a pizza. She told me I was not to share it with anyone. Later on, the crew sang me "Happy Birthday" and I, with an old jewish woman's voice said "Thanks, dahlings."

Then when I got home, my ol' man cooked me up some of the best goddamn steak I've ever had. I almost orgasmed when I chewed on the meat. Something very sexual about eating steak this good.

Now all I have to do is jerk off, have a glass of milk, and go to sleep.

[B]Anyways, thank you, dahlings.[/B]

no balzac jokes
i went to all the trouble for nothing you really are the fat satan

[QUOTE=snuffy]the following picture is kinda half ass, sorry dude:

[img]http://www.bighappyfunhouse.com/archives/mullet.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
This looks like extras from Scarface out on the town.

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]This looks like extras from Scarface out on the town.[/QUOTE]
first thing i thought of was extras from the last dragon or an el debarge video

happy birthday satan's pal.

[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]Now all I have to do is jerk off, have a glass of milk, and go to sleep.[/QUOTE]

this is the "god bless us, everyone" of our time and age.

I'm actually ending my night with a little TOOL, diarrhea, and sweats wearing.

dude, it's your birthday!

Well, since it's my birthday, I'll jerkoff in my sweats. Just lemme at those music videos or exercise infomercials.

how old again?

19 years old. Old enough to buy "[I]Chapped Cunt-Lipz Monthly[/I]" for the articles.

[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]Well, since it's my birthday, I'll jerkoff in my sweats. Just lemme at those music videos or exercise infomercials.[/QUOTE]

holy shit, have you guys seen that 50 Cent video thats all in black and white and its nothing but slow motion ass jiggling, and the girls are wearing G strings and you can see [I][B]everything[/B][/I] and he pours champagne on them?

I didn't think they could put shit like that on tv!

happy birthday by the way, old man....

[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]19 years old. Old enough to buy "[I]Chapped Cunt-Lipz Monthly[/I]" for the articles.[/QUOTE]

did you know chuck wrote a short story for Chapped Cunt-Lipz Mothly? no shit, man.

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]holy shit, have you guys seen that 50 Cent video thats all in black and white and its nothing but slow motion ass jiggling, and the girls are wearing G strings and you can see [I][B]everything[/B][/I] and he pours champagne on them?

I didn't think they could put shit like that on tv!

[/QUOTE]

I feel like a horny kid in a sexual candy store when I watch music videos. I try to "finish" before the videos.

I hate getting wokred up with one video that ends before I do. Then I end up going for a few hours. Then I have to call in sick for work and stuff.

[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]I feel like a horny kid in a sexual candy store when I watch music videos. I try to "finish" before the videos.

I hate getting wokred up with one video that ends before I do. Then I end up going for a few hours. Then I have to call in sick for work and stuff.[/QUOTE]
you could also just record the videos on a tape for use later

[QUOTE=mr_hash]you could also just record the videos on a tape for use later[/QUOTE]

Then that would make me some lonely pathetic degenerate pervert.

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[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]I feel like a horny kid in a sexual candy store when I watch music videos. I try to "finish" before the videos.

I hate getting wokred up with one video that ends before I do. Then I end up going for a few hours. Then I have to call in sick for work and stuff.[/QUOTE]
what really stinks is when the video ends before you do except your on a roll and dont notice the next video coming on and you end up splurging to eminem

[QUOTE=karbunkle]what really stinks is when the video ends before you do and you end up splurging to eminem[/QUOTE]
Or Dave Grohl.

Or yellowcard.

Or Jake of Body by Jake.

[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]Then that would make me some lonely pathetic degenerate pervert.[/QUOTE]
it's cheaper then buying porn, besides isn't that your life long dream?

[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]

Or Jake of Body by Jake.[/QUOTE]
no no no i was looking for examples of [b]bad[/b] things to wank to

[QUOTE=karbunkle]no no no i was looking for examples of [b]bad[/b] things to wank to[/QUOTE]
What like that music video with the multiple J-Lo's? Or the three doors down one with the teenage stripper with a baby?

You ruined your own birthday thread by mentioning Yellowcard. Extreme violin MY ARSE.

An extreme ukulele would be far more impressive. [I]Rock[/I].

[QUOTE=Earthbound]An extreme ukulele would be far more impressive. [I]Rock[/I].[/QUOTE]
Yep. Ukeleles are very cool.

Cooler than a Violin anyway. Unless it's one of those milk carton ukuleles.

Is there such a device as an electric ukulele? I think there should be. You could amp up some twangy Hawaiian grooves.