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nathaniel parker
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I really hope he's unusually tall otherwise it looks like him with a couple of 12 year olds.

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 why do you think he drew over the faces. So he could erase their adolescent looks of terror.

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 Okay, unless my mouse slipped, I just clicked to go to the last page of this thread and ended up at a page for a photo contest.

The cult keeps being hacked!

Everything seems to be in order now, though. and I'm gonna win that photo contest.

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Damien, your posts always make me laugh Smile

more pics please

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Sarah, you're gorgeous. You have the friendliest face I have ever seen. I would see you, and instantly think "If the don't-talk-to-strangers rule hadn't been drilled so thoroughly into my head, I would talk to that person, she looks so very friendly"

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Aw thanks Sam.  I do seem to get a fair amount of people randomly chat to me.  Last week some wierd guy was walking the other way to me and stopped, smiled and rubbed my arm and kept on walking.  In the same week one guy stopped me on my walk home to tell me he liked my shoes, and another asked for directions, even when I told him I had no idea how to get there he kept on asking about differernt routes.  None of them looked like crazy bums or anything.  Its funny how you can go a while walking home without being interrupted by strangers, and then you have a couple of weeks where people just want to chat to you, or rub your arm or whatever.

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glamhoth wrote:

 why do you think he drew over the faces. So he could erase their adolescent looks of terror.

what do you mean 'drew over their faces'? i didn't.

and yes nate. i am freakishly tall. if i find some more incriminating photos, i'll put them up, alex.

monkeywright, i honestly don't remember much about that night but an orange horse keeps popping up when i try to recall it.

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That pretty much sounds like Gumbyland, which can only poerply be seen while in an altered state.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NRGY31xq1fI

Which reminds me, Gumby is one big LSD mindfuck. It's vaguely creepy and fun at the same time. You MUST watch through to at least where Gumby is chopped in half and stumbles into the hellish saloon with the laughign decapitated moosehead and the meth tweakers.

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oh my god. that's him!

::runs away::

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Why miss moonjuper, you sure is pretty but I kinda knew ya would be.

 

Damo, ya good lookin bastard, I hate ya.

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pfffttt.... most people say they hate me after I open my mouth when i meet them in person. they usually mutter "jackass" under their breath. hate's pre-emptive but i'm sure you say that with utmost affection. Smile

thanks, coyote.

 

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damien_mayfair wrote:
glamhoth wrote:

 why do you think he drew over the faces. So he could erase their adolescent looks of terror.

what do you mean 'drew over their faces'? i didn't.

and yes nate. i am freakishly tall. if i find some more incriminating photos, i'll put them up, alex.

monkeywright, i honestly don't remember much about that night but an orange horse keeps popping up when i try to recall it.

oh my god.

 

best responses EVAR.

 

i just peed my pants laughing.

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 i just peed my pants laughing.

this would have been perfect if you were drinking milk at the same time and it shot out of your nose.

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I love gumby, and i'll be glad to join the family, clara, only if we get to have out last names be the Mortimers.

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Pics from my fiesta, 4/19/08.

No pics of everyone together, here's about 1/2 of us. I kept people spread throughout the house cause everyone together was way too effing loud.

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My friend Paul, who I worked with 2 summers ago and havent talked to in like a year prank called me randomly at 1:00am. Any other night, I would have let my cell ring and went back to sleep. Instead, I invited him over.

[IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/Giggan/fiesta_004c.jpg[/IMG]

This one's for Phil, though I didn't take it with his pic in mind, it fits.

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Tell that man in the middle to stop trying to seduce me with his gaze.

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Boy, they sure do love their orange juice.

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I was slightly confuseled at first as to why they had so much orange juice, then I realized what was going on . Clever.

G, are you growing out the 'fro again?

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this is me and my brother.

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Smartazboy wrote:

I was slightly confuseled at first as to why they had so much orange juice, then I realized what was going on . Clever.

What's going on???  I want to know!

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[IMG]http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg76/kimmillionaire_/0321072020-00.jpg[/IMG]

 

 

this is me and my brother.

Nice, how old is he?

 

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Bahaha!! Oh, uh, good question!

 

16 I think?

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I like his glasses.  Theys rectangles.

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Yeah explain the orange juice?

 

Also, Giggan, your friend in the green shirt/blue hoodie is adorable.

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They were cropped, is all.

 

Or somebody is contacting the dead and doing a lot of digging.

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oh look at all you cute young-uns!

 

this is me getting drunk on friday night

[IMG]http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p18/alexchalloner/drunk.jpg[/IMG]

 

and this was the obligatory "posing with someone else's hat" point of the evening

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this is me at work today...it's what I would look like if I was a wag wannabee. oh the horror. ewww.

[IMG]http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p18/alexchalloner/wag.jpg[/IMG]

 

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what's a wag?

oh and by the way, nice gams you got there.

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you really need to model for me one day, alex.

 

i won a betty page - look alike - contest btw.

 

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Resizing doesn't seem to work right now on photobucket.com.

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I hope you all realize just how lovely and beautiful you are, I'd be a damn shame if'n you didn't...

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Oh, he [i]knows![/i]

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The chest hair makes me immortal.

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very nice Bettie Page look Pica!

Nate - wag stands for wives and girlfriends, mainly referring to the brainless other-halfs of brainless footballers etc.

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xec8 wrote:

The chest hair makes me immortal.

this comment coupled with your current avatar makes me laugh on the inside so hard.

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I hope you all realize just how lovely and beautiful you are, I'd be a damn shame if'n you didn't...

right back at ya.

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Sophia

Charlotte

Guess which one is which!

 

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awwes.

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nathaniel parker wrote:

what's a wag?

oh and by the way, nice gams you got there.

 

A Wag is a Wife and Girlfriend. All the tabloid newspapers in England often have photos of the wives and girlfriends of famous soccer players. Frequently the women get more attention than the players themselves.

The most famous WAG is Victoria Bechkam aka Posh Spice.

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 allergic reaction to peanuts:

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and a weird face:

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Barca Boy wrote:
nathaniel parker wrote:

what's a wag?

oh and by the way, nice gams you got there.

 

A Wag is a Wife and Girlfriend. All the tabloid newspapers in England often have photos of the wives and girlfriends of famous soccer players. Frequently the women get more attention than the players themselves.

The most famous WAG is Victoria Bechkam aka Posh Spice.

is it like the players wives AND their girlfriends or the wives and then, if they're not married, the girlfriends?
I'd imagine they'd sell more papers if it was the former.
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me, just waking up at 2:30 this afternoon.

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My son Joaquin, he likes to head dive off of things...he's also the orange magic marker eating monster..buuhahahha

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oh..I am in this picture somewhere...don't mind the couple up in the left corner...I don't know what she was looking for...I don't think he has pockets in there..

 

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The fro may be coming back, I was surprised how quickly the baldness went away. If my hair doesn't annoy me while swimming this summer, then I'll let it stay.

Great pile of people pics.

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Cute kid, TNSLPPTetc.  (How do we say your name exactly?)  Both of my kids were into the "diving off things facefirst" phase for a while.  I'm pretty sure I lost a couple of decades off my life, watching them do it and freaking out.  You're always just out of reach when they go sailing. 

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Hahahaha, that last pic, even though you can tell they're not, it almost looks like the bald guy and the tall guy are holding hands.

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tnslpptso821 wrote:

 

My son Joaquin, he likes to head dive off of things...he's also the orange magic marker eating monster..buuhahahha

 

I got one that eats crayons like they're french fries if you let her...and she's eleven years old.

 

 

She also loves her some counting-down and pushing a launch button.

 

 

 

 

 

I have two daughters, actually, but the maker eater made me think of Mo.

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 I didn't want Em to be left out.  So here's some more.  And some shots of the both of them.

 

Check out the big brains...

 

Didn't dig the noise and cold at the Speedway:

 

Spiders:

 

 

Splashdown:

 

This hat angers some people...

 

 

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Oh my goodness. Lookit that egg on his head. I used to like to dive eye first into things. Like the corners of window sills and cabinets. My grandmother taught me the phrase "Daddy did it" and it made for good times.

Used to eat Barbie Doll feet, too.

Chix, I wish my dad was like you! All I ever got to do was follow aroundmy little brother to his Cub Scout stuff. Harumph.

 

but herrs meh. some mo.

Theres a gate and a door... and Im stepping through it.

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Random shot at someone else's house

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I like to climb things. Ann likes my heino. Climbing+heino= very bad things.

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The picture of Mo and Emily wearing the same coat cracked me up.

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