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He said I wasn't athletic enough to adopt 
We'll start our own family, Nick. And our family will double as a successful Vaudeville act and totally outshine their crappy disfunctional foster home situation.
OH NOES What have I done here?
What do you get to do now kim? As a lady I mean?
And Derek, they're just jealous obviously. Because they can't be part of the wacky antics our disfunctional foster home family does. All that's left for them is money and cars and castles and models and canada. No one wants that, I'd be upset too.
We'll start our own family, Nick. And our family will double as a successful Vaudeville act and totally outshine their crappy disfunctional foster home situation.
Totally!
Can I wear a top hat?
lol i'm fat.
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what can I say.. the boys love me.
The first two definitely look like they love you. The last guy's expression kinda makes it look like he's just trying to take a few pictures of himself with women, so that when he finally comes out to his conservative parents they can put up photos of him looking heterosexual all around the house and just be in denial the rest of their lives.
You should just marry barca and we could all be a family together, living on an estate in barcelona. I'm sure Franc wouldn't mind in the slightest.
last guy is about to get fresh...just look at his hand resting all casually!
We'll start our own family, Nick. And our family will double as a successful Vaudeville act and totally outshine their crappy disfunctional foster home situation.
Totally!
Can I wear a top hat?
But of course! You can do ANYTHING in this family! That's what makes it so much better than the other one. For example, today I bought one of those chicken-shaped tea-cosy things, but it's not even the right size for the family teapot. Is that great or what? Derek would SO not allow that. Also we should start claiming people for our family. For example, Levi, to keep our act sharp what with his experience as a theatrical critic. And we'll need Alex Pallix and Frank, to be the mom and dad.
Maybe we should forge bonds with that other family though. Become really close family friends and that, live across the street from each other... that way, it'll be that much easier to steal all of their money if we're ever in a fix.
I don't wanna hang out with them. They're weird.
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We'll start our own family, Nick. And our family will double as a successful Vaudeville act and totally outshine their crappy disfunctional foster home situation.
I know, Nate. I knew that joke was going to be made. I thought I'd duck under it by making it myself, but then I thought, in case in the end no one thought to make it, I'd be safer not doing it? I dunno, I thought about it for a long time! Seems silly now. I just want to accentuate the fact that our Vaudeville act would be clean! Singing and tap dancing and top hats. None of that fist-fucking nonsense!
I call fire breather
My stepbrother. He was home today for his birthday.
When we call soccer 'football' the terrorists have won.
I'm definitely up for adoption.. legal or otherwise. I could probably also get married to someone if its on offer..
Alex: lol! *blush*
Glam: His brother is actually the one who came out! I will tell you however, he copped a feel. We need boundaries!!
dammit, moe's always right.
But of course! You can do ANYTHING in this family! That's what makes it so much better than the other one. For example, today I bought one of those chicken-shaped tea-cosy things, but it's not even the right size for the family teapot. Is that great or what? Derek would SO not allow that. Also we should start claiming people for our family. For example, Levi, to keep our act sharp what with his experience as a theatrical critic. And we'll need Alex Pallix and Frank, to be the mom and dad.
Maybe we should forge bonds with that other family though. Become really close family friends and that, live across the street from each other... that way, it'll be that much easier to steal all of their money if we're ever in a fix.
oh my gosh I get to be the mom?! I am actually touched. You know how fun our family would be...all constant fashion parading and shenanigins.
And Frank would be there to keep us in some kind of order 
here I am at work today, continuing the super hero theme...
I got this rather awesome Superman t-shirt from a certain someone who also happens to be rather awesome. The boots are not mine but they are totally Wonder Woman 
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Will someone please adopt me. I could be the pain in the arse brother who only turns up when he's in a jam. Or the odd uncle who nobodies sure what he does exactly but it involves boats and exotic gifts on his return. I'm untidy ( to the extent an ex use to refer to me as Stig which will mean something or nothing to you folks) but clean and my major flaw is being an hopeless romantic, well that and the ability to find mischief / trouble in the most unlikely situations. Oh and I also have more pharmicutical knowledge than most chemists and definitely more than my GP.
I'm a little rough round the edges but loyal to a fault, when it comes to backing up family n friends I give and ask no quarter.
PLEASE WILL SOMEONE GIVE ME SHELTER AND SECURITY ?
There are no pacts between lions and men.
Failing that tea and biscuits will survise. Jammy dodgers are my fave.
There are no pacts between lions and men.
alix THe BOOTS! but you're expression is even better!
I think Alex and Lis are the two most photogenic Culties. My aim in life is to get those two and Frank to Tuam and then say to evryone UP YOURS MY INTERNET FRIENDS ARE THE BOMB. (While Frank is wearing his uniform).
Alex, very nice. Too bad (for me) you didn't have the Wonder Woman outfit to wear with that.
Ha, Derek! I wonder how long it would take for someone to try and fight me for being in uniform. Either they'd come up to fight me or ask where the costume party is going to be.
Alex, very nice. Too bad (for me) you didn't have the Wonder woman outfit to wear with that.
Ha, Derek! I wonder how long it would take for someone to try and fight me for being in uniform. Either they'd come up to fight me or ask where the costume party is going to be.
HA The party is at Dereks and they are not invited!
Will someone please adopt me. I could be the pain in the arse brother who only turns up when he's in a jam. Or the odd uncle who nobodies sure what he does exactly but it involves boats and exotic gifts on his return. I'm untidy ( to the extent an ex use to refer to me as Stig which will mean something or nothing to you folks) but clean and my major flaw is being an hopeless romantic, well that and the ability to find mischief / trouble in the most unlikely situations. Oh and I also have more pharmicutical knowledge than most chemists and definitely more than my GP.
I'm a little rough round the edges but loyal to a fault, when it comes to backing up family n friends I give and ask no quarter.
PLEASE WILL SOMEONE GIVE ME SHELTER AND SECURITY ?
Join us!!! You can be the mischevious villain in our act, who at the end turns out to have a heart of gold?? And you can pass pharmeceuticals round about to all during our standing ovation.
Oh my god Alex! You are so excellent. Awesome photo.
Alex, I..! THOSE BOOBS. I MEAN boots..
I really did mean boots You would go great in my collection. I mean, THEY would go great...
We'll start our own family, Nick. And our family will double as a successful Vaudeville act and totally outshine their crappy disfunctional foster home situation.
I loled.
I honestly hope Clara didn't catch that reference. If she did... her parents aren't keeping a close enough eye on her.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I like this thread because I get to look at phil at the top of every page.
We recently went to Orange Beach for my sister's bachelorette party. Here is most of the bridal party. My hair did something strange and it looks like I chopped it off, but I didn't, its still at the middle of my back, like always.
Also, I'm curious, when did you two ladies start calling each other Al?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I like this thread because I get to look at phil at the top of every page.
We recently went to Orange Beach for my sister's bachelorette party. Here is most of the bridal party. My hair did something strange and it looks like I chopped it off, but I didn't, its still at the middle of my back, like always.
Also, I'm curious, when did you two ladies start calling each other Al?
BLONDES!!!!! I love each and every one of you!
I know, Nate. I knew that joke was going to be made. I thought I'd duck under it by making it myself, but then I thought, in case in the end no one thought to make it, I'd be safer not doing it? I dunno, I thought about it for a long time! Seems silly now. I just want to accentuate the fact that our Vaudeville act would be clean! Singing and tap dancing and top hats. None of that fist-fucking nonsense!
HEY MELODY! OVER HERE! I did catch it...!!!
Also, I'm curious, when did you two ladies start calling each other Al?
ha I believe it was pre-NYC. Unfortunately we didn't get to meet and sing 'You Can Call Me Al'
This is the only forum where the girls aren't crappy old male pervs looking for confused young men.
There are real girls in this forum...and they're HAWT !!!
I like this thread because I get to look at phil at the top of every page.
We recently went to Orange Beach for my sister's bachelorette party. Here is most of the bridal party. My hair did something strange and it looks like I chopped it off, but I didn't, its still at the middle of my back, like always.
Also, I'm curious, when did you two ladies start calling each other Al?
I'd hit it....
...I dropped the soda...
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thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
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Aha marry me.
Man I wish I had some awesome photography like some of you guys.
Mine are just regular digital camera shots from like a year ago. But here:
Me and my (not so) black friend practicing gang signs.
and then this is from me playing in a band, also like a year and a half old.
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whats cookin' good lookin'..
Man I wish I had some awesome photography like some of you guys.
Mine are just regular digital camera shots from like a year ago. But here:
Me and my (not so) black friend practicing gang signs.
and then this is from me playing in a band, also like a year and a half old.
Ooh this Fountainhead fellow is cute!
He's down wit' OPP !
I enjoy looking at you people.
I never realized the judas cow had so much hair.
That is a LOT of hair. I don't know what I would do with all of that.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
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moooooooore
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I never realized the judas cow had so much hair.
That is a LOT of hair. I don't know what I would do with all of that.
its not what you do with it.
its what it does with you... and your friends
The sunburn has peeled, but it was deep enough I have scabby patches where what peeled was all of the skin.
Screw lidocaine, this calls for real painkillers: Evan Williams and Amy Winehouse.
I know, drinking while listening to AW. The only way to round out such an evening would be with a case of beer and Leaving Las Vegas on DVD...
When we call soccer 'football' the terrorists have won.
it's time i contributed to this thread... taken just before i passed out and they had their way with me. good times.
it's time i contributed to this thread... taken just before i passed out and they had their way with me. good times.
Dude! You had a threesome with the blockheads from Gumby?! You're a hero!
lol i'm fat.
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what can I say.. the boys love me.
These photos are great Kim. I think I will adopt you, how would you like to be a siser of Jess and Glamhoth?
Yargh! You never want to adopt ME! I've been waiting for months, you know. Sigh.