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The boardwalk is no longer selling mineral baths! How will I maintain my vitality?!
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There is hope, but not for us.
The Chicago Exposition of 1892 did not live up to the spectacle of the French Exposition, and the populace quaked in fear of the new contraption, Ferris' Wheel.
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There is hope, but not for us.
My wife has the nerve to express her desire to vote! I haven't been this angry since a negro purchased property in my burgh!
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I asked our maid, Katy, if Dinner could be served one hour earlier than it usually is, so that my dear sister, Rose, may receive a probable engagement proposal over a long distance phone call from none other than Warren Shetfield who is currently in New York City! My father got angry.
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Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
With my "Sylphide" corset, I've finally managed to get my waist down to 17", but I just can't breathe to save my life! Literally!
However is a girl supposed to last long enough to get that marriage proposal?
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"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
these blasted immigrants, they've overpopulating our quiet little burgh!
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I am in agreeance with Michael; the problem lies in not the immigrants but the Negroes!
There is hope, but not for us.
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D--n'ed Irish.
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This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm in love with all of you.
#keepgoingeventhoughijustruinedtheflow
Is there any problem that can't be solved by COAL?
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So much of our computer code doesn't account for the first two digits that express a year, only the last two, so when it rolls over, the results could be catastrophic to our security and financial infrastructure.
Wait, which century? Cuz this Orville Wright prick is trying to charge me a baggage fee...
Terrible row yesterday with my apothecary. I'd requested Paregoric but the scoundrel subsitiuted Laudanum instead. Would seem the cad bethought me a simpleton, yet shan't knock me into a cocked hat again. 'Twill be a fortnight afore I return his wise.
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This is why we can't have nice things.
Wait, which century? Cuz this Orville Wright prick is trying to charge me a baggage fee...
Someone already made a joke in PA about how another century has turned since the last turn of a century. SMART GUY.
Flammability issues be damned, I admire the sheen of celluloid plastic and simply refuse to succumb to this "bakelite" hogwash!
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I am a poor and a wretched boy. A chimney chimney sweep.
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I've just come back from darkest Peru and my manservant caught the auge. Am I expected to make my own tonic this evening?
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