"Tripping Acid Stories" or "Deep Thoughts"

I have never gone all crazy wacky, but once I was pretty sure that I could read everyones mind. Not see their exact thoughts, but understand what they are thinking without a word, in an abstract way. I avoided going out in public because I felt so alienated, but the trip lasted 18 hours, so I had to at some point.

Then there was that one time that I realized that all people are inherently selfish. I thought that was such a revelation. Give me a break, I was 15.

I took a condom and filled it with water -- thats how I explained the mathematical concept of Chaos. Like I know what Chaos is. But I sure as fuck knew when I was tripping balls.

They trip acid in Utah?

They trip acid in Colorado?

I found a action figure leg inside a condom, and the condom was wrapped up like a present, at the Chuck reading I went to.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by alene [/i]
[B]They trip acid in Colorado? [/B][/QUOTE]

They trip acid in Utah?

I spent 4 hours on the other side of a green hotel blanket from my friends trying to explain war with the blanket and a picture of Marilyn Monroe and a black marker. 4 hours. And they listened the whole time. War. 4 hours. Now I remember why I stopped tripping.

What else would the exmormons do in Utah besides drugs? Oh, I mean, besides adopt a highway litter control.

[url]http://www.exmormonfoundation.org/projects.htm[/url]

me and my friends smoked some pot that was laced with PCP, (Never bought from that guy again), anyway, we all just stood still afraid to sit down. I started tripping and I thought I was playing this awesome game where if I moved my arm up I was hitting a home run, but if it fell down I would be thrown out at home plate...this lasted about 2 hours.

It was a bad expierence and was one of the contributing factors to make me stop smoking. The other factor is that I am poor.

That is hilarious. I tripped on laughing gas when I was like 10, as pathetic as that may be. But then again I don't think the surgeon realized that it was on for almost an hour, and then I was only breathing through my nose .

I don't like the psychadelics. Had one bad trip on shrooms and I never did it again. I seriously thought that I was going to die and no one could convince me otherwise.

Word Alene,
Do you ever want to get together and, you know, make fun of Mormons while tripping acid? I think we have a lot in common...
BTW, are you a chick? Cause if you aren't, thats cool cause I swing that way, too.
Get back to me...

On the subject of highway cleanup in Utah. I was driving through SLC when I had a Lax game there a couple years ago, and a section of street in the city was sponsored for cleanup by the Pagans of Utah. Pretty cool...

Rule #1. -- You have to be in a good mood to trip, or else you have a bad trip.
Rule #2 -- Never have sex while tripping. Its a long, drawn out, tantric type shit.

This is a picture of Alene: [img]http://never.inmyhead.net/violator/Kristine.jpg[/img]

"Lax game"? As in a laxative game? That would be interesting...

Adam, amazing standards, man. Really.

I am a chick, but I am not very cute. You know, butch short hair, about 230 pounds, 4'3", and I like to wear my bikini most of the time. You know, you just missed me. I was in town for the Bjork concert and to visit people that I used to live with in Denver.

The pagans of Utah clean the area in Foothill, and they do a right shitty job of it. Better than "The Gothic" section of the freeway, though. Now THAT part of the freeway is dirty. And somewhat depressing.

Fuck XChuck. You posted that 'fore I read it.

Well anyway.

Do monkeys have noses that scream of mendicancy.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Adam [/i]
[B]Rule #1. -- You have to be in a good mood to trip, or else you have a bad trip.
Rule #2 -- Never have sex while tripping. Its a long, drawn out, tantric type shit. [/B][/QUOTE]

#1. Yeah for sure, I wasn't in too good of a mood but I did it anyway. I shouldn't have.

#2. I actually heard the opposite, but I guess it all depends on the person.

And Xchuck, I think he meant Lacrosse, but I could be wrong.

Yeah, well, playing Lacrosse after taking a few laxatives would be interesting to see... and gross.

What would it be like to play a sport while tripping? I mean, you probebly wouldn't pay attention, but if you did, what would it be like? And if your answer is "depends on the sport" just go with Lacrosse.

I tried to play touch football and we ended up just lying around in the grass. Wet grass.

Grr... that wasn't very interesting, but I'm glad that you tried with the whole "wet grass" part. Oh well. Any other answers?

Sorry, kid. That's life. And it was VERY interesting at the time. Wet grass feels good when you aren't worried about the water soaking into your underwear.

Well, just so I can get an answer, how did playing a sport on Acid [I]feel[/I], instead of just what happened.

Lacrosse is a great sport.

I had a buddy play lacrosse (yes, you're right) after snorting a few lines. He said his heart almost exploded. Then he tried to fuck me in the grass. Wet Grass.
I like sports, and I've only played lax stoned.

I've found new respect for leonardshelby

I play it, in fact, lacrosse pre-pre-season is starting on Sunday, can't wait to get started.

What stick you got adam?

Ironically, this talk about drugs has made me respect myself less. And hitting on alene...what the fuck was I thinking? Seriously, exmormons and morons don't mix. Like gas and kerosene. Or bleach and water.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Adam [/i]
[B]I had a buddy play lacrosse (yes, you're right) after snorting a few lines. He said his heart almost exploded. Then he tried to fuck me in the grass. Wet Grass.
I like sports, and I've only played lax stoned. [/B][/QUOTE]

Har. Now do I take the low road with a wet joke or take the high road and not say a word...

XChuck, I can't help you. I didn't actually PLAY any sports. Like I said, we just spread out on the grass. We couldn't even get teams organized. We kept laughing and talking about whether or not we were allowed to give each other flat tires and what rules meant anyway...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Adam [/i]
[B]Ironically, this talk about drugs has made me respect myself less. And hitting on alene...what the fuck was I thinking? Seriously, exmormons and morons don't mix. Like gas and kerosene. Or bleach and water. [/B][/QUOTE]

Ouch. I am not an exmormon. I am a never-was-a-mormon-in-a-mormon-family. Being an exmormon is just as stupid as being a mormon. It is all just a cult.

Although I have to agree. Actually typing out these stories makes me feel like a bit of an ass. Thanks Adam!

You can still find acid?

You cant find any around here.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by alene [/i]
[B]XChuck, I can't help you. I didn't actually PLAY any sports. Like I said, we just spread out on the grass. We couldn't even get teams organized. We kept laughing and talking about whether or not we were allowed to give each other flat tires and what rules meant anyway... [/B][/QUOTE]

Then tell me how it felt to lay on that wet grass.

You are in the hell called Florida, pal. Just ask around your local junior high. Those kids have all the good stuff.

I've gone through many, many sticks. My latest is a baked proton from high school. I play club lax now, so thats cool.

When I read that first sentence, I was like, "That's odd, I don't understand that drug refrence." Then I realized what your talking about. Silly me.

I just simply don't want this post to die.
Alene, do you like crushing fragile male egos? Cause mines pretty fragile, all I ask for is just one chance to pretend to be sensitive. I want to hear about being an exmormon, and you can listen to me talk about my friends and coke and wet grass...
LET IT DIE!!!!!!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Adam [/i]
[B]I had a buddy play lacrosse (yes, you're right) after snorting a few lines. He said his heart almost exploded. [/B][/QUOTE]

That's fucking nuts. I rolled on the mat (jiu-jitsu) a day after I had a little binge and I was shaking as all hell and couldn't function. Can't ever imagine doing something like that, cept for dancing on it.

I've never done coke, just simply because I've never had the chance. I would have, a while ago, but I'm pretty much trying to graduate now and I'm a recluse. I grew mushrooms at one time.
To wit:
Adam on shrooms (far right):
[url]http://www.seldomsober.com/pics/a3.jpg[/url]

Adam recovering:
[url]http://www.seldomsober.com/pics/img1.jpg[/url]

Prep Adam:
[url]http://www.seldomsober.com/zx28.jpg[/url]

I wasn't crushing any ego. I don't even know you. In order to crush someone you must first know something about them. I would be happy to discuss friends and coke and wet grass. And Colorado. I miss that state like you can't imagine.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Adam [/i]
[B]I've never done coke, just simply because I've never had the chance. I would have, a while ago, but I'm pretty much trying to graduate now and I'm a recluse. I grew mushrooms at one time.
To wit:
Adam on shrooms (far right):
[url]http://www.seldomsober.com/pics/a3.jpg[/url]

Adam recovering:
[url]http://www.seldomsober.com/pics/img1.jpg[/url]

Prep Adam:
[url]http://www.seldomsober.com/zx28.jpg[/url] [/B][/QUOTE]

If it makes you feel any better, I will (re)post pictures of me on drugs. Drugs being crack. If you must make fun of me, please keep it to one or two lines.

[IMG]http://never.inmyhead.net/violator/kris.jpg[/IMG]

I reeaaallly want to think of a pun involving 'crack' and 'one or two lines', but my mind is blank. Dammit.

How about, "Alene, your CRACK is showing!" Hah! I rule!

I was almost gonna start this thread, there's been a few times I've had the place to myself, a few lungfulls and an open notepad document in front of me.. Check it

Um, how do we attach stuff again..?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by alene [/i]
[B]I wasn't crushing any ego. I don't even know you. In order to crush someone you must first know something about them. I would be happy to discuss friends and coke and wet grass. And Colorado. I miss that state like you can't imagine. [/B][/QUOTE]

Any time alene, any time.

They have crack in Utah?

Reposted from the [i]your spirit animal[/i] thread:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Adam [/i]
[B]I've never done coke, just simply because I've never had the chance. I would have, a while ago, but I'm pretty much trying to graduate now and I'm a recluse.[/B][/QUOTE]

Coke is my favorite drug by far. I was a coke whore for a while, doing it just about every weekend. I never let it get to the point where I'd do it on the weekdays (except when I had finals at school), but my habit was getting pretty bad. I had to give my nostrils and my wallet a break. It's been two months since the last time I did it and I've only smoked pot once or twice within those two months. I've been a good boy so I'm treating myself to some E on Friday when I go see George Acosta spin. Anyway, I endorse the stuff, just be careful with it.

Yeah, I am pretty sure my poor nose still hates me. I quit my job to do coke and meth full time for a few years. That was fun, but it got old. Especially the not sleeping part. I love sleep.

AND YES THEY HAVE CRACK IN UTAH!!!! As well as oral sex, liquor, satanism and me.

Yes, the not sleeping part sucked ass, but usually I'd take a valium to counter the effect. If I didn't have any on me, then lots of alcohol did the trick, but that sucked caused I'd wake up with a monstrous hangover.

Hmmmmmm, crack, oral sex, liquor, satanism, and you? Time to take a little drive to Utah ; )

Happy valley, that's us.

I would just not do crack the day I planned on sleeping, and then I would drink lots of sleepy bear tea and sometimes take a valium. I only recently discovered the joys of sleeping and alcohol, just a bit too late.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by alene [/i]
[B]
AND YES THEY HAVE CRACK IN UTAH!!!! As well as oral sex, liquor, satanism and me. [/B][/QUOTE]

Word, goddammit.
I said Word.