Tornado Safety
THE EYE OF SAURON!
I would literally shit and piss my pants if I saw that in real life. That's some Independence Day flying saucer shit!
What Nate said. 
I was creeped out when I saw this when looking out the window some months ago:
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
Oh, shit! A sky!!
Getting mauled by wild animals protips (some from personal experience!):
Jaguars: Unlike other big cats, jaguars know that if they bite through an animal's skull they will kill that animal. If attacked by a jaguar, put your arm in their mouth so they can't bite through your skull.
Emus: Emus are fooled by the "arms over your head and speaking in a loud voice" trick, sometimes. Other times they'll just use this opportunity to peck your face. It's best to just ignore them and walk quickly.
Lemurs: Not all, but some lemurs like to scratch the fuck out of you if they think you're menacing their young, trying to take their food, or trying to give them food. Keep your hands and faces the hell away from lemurs. They don't like running water, so if you have a hose going that might frighten them.
Monkeys: Monkeys have similar anatomy to humans and are smart enough to be aware of this, so they'll go for eyes, ears, noses, and the tendons in your wrist and ankle. Do not get attacked by monkeys.
Baboons: Baboons have short attention spans and can be easily distracted with Hostess Fruit Pies. I swear this actually works.
Deer: Do not stand directly in front of running deer, or try to catch them this way.
Jaguars: Unlike other big cats, jaguars know that if they bite through an animal's skull they will kill that animal. If attacked by a jaguar, put your arm in their mouth so they can't bite through your skull.
Emus: Emus are fooled by the "arms over your head and speaking in a loud voice" trick, sometimes. Other times they'll just use this opportunity to peck your face. It's best to just ignore them and walk quickly.
Lemurs: Not all, but some lemurs like to scratch the fuck out of you if they think you're menacing their young, trying to take their food, or trying to give them food. Keep your hands and faces the hell away from lemurs. They don't like running water, so if you have a hose going that might frighten them.
Monkeys: Monkeys have similar anatomy to humans and are smart enough to be aware of this, so they'll go for eyes, ears, noses, and the tendons in your wrist and ankle. Do not get attacked by monkeys.
Baboons: Baboons have short attention spans and can be easily distracted with Hostess Fruit Pies. I swear this actually works.
Deer: Do not stand directly in front of running deer, or try to catch them this way.
I can't tell if this is a joke or not. Hopefully I never encounter any of these animals in real life to find out.
Giant anteaters have massive claws to tear through anthills, jaguars, and people. Do not anger them!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Anteater
http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSN1235848120070412
i know this ain't a tornado. i just think this cloud formation is cool.