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Milroy Borden
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Shave head [COLOR=Red]*Done*[/COLOR]
Incite a prison riot
Con a person out of cash
Work at carnival
Geek a few times
Drifter for a year
Grow a beard
Sell an air instrument
Sheriff for a small town
Infiltrate Star Trek convention dressed as Star Wars character
Kill a man with bare hands
Get a back tattoo
Chop down a tree
Wild police chase
Wheelchair race
Build a robot
Complete the list

The Average Cultist
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after you kill someone with your bare hands, you have to look at your blood covered fingers as they shake furiously in a claw-like pose.
Like in all the movies.

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[QUOTE=The Average Cultist]after you kill someone with your bare hands, you have to look at your blood covered fingers as they shake furiously in a claw-like pose.
Like in all the movies.[/QUOTE]
You know exactly what I mean.

The Average Cultist
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theoretically you could work at a carnival and be a drifter for a year in the same year.

For that matter, you coupld be a drifter for a year and accomplish a lot of these things at that time.
How cool would it be to watch the news and see that your victim was, according to reports, probably killed by an unknown drifter.

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[QUOTE=Milroy Borden]
Infiltrate Star Trek convention dressed as Star Wars character
[/QUOTE]

which one?

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he's gonna be mace windu.

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[QUOTE=Kit!]which one?[/QUOTE]
Probably the most obvious Star Wars character. Boba Fett, Chewbacca, Darth Vader, Leia in metal bikini, etc.

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boba fett is coolest

The Average Cultist
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yeah...too bad that, on the opposite end of the spectrum, Jango Fett is a queer.

The Average Cultist
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I hate the way the "new" Star Wars Prequels feel more like movies trying to be Star Wars movies than they feel like Star Wars movies.

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id respect someone who dressed as jabba the hutt

and by 'respect' i do mean 'laugh at'

The Average Cultist
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I'd respect some slave-girl Leia action.

and by 'respect' i do mean 'hit on'

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[QUOTE=The Average Cultist]I hate the way the "new" Star Wars Prequels feel more like movies trying to be Star Wars movies than they feel like Star Wars movies.[/QUOTE]

i can edit this down to perfection..

starwarsisgay

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The Average Cultist
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ouch.

Milroy Borden
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I guess you don't dig that whole incest thing between Luke and Leia.

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"Luke I am your father."
"Noooooooo"
(That's right Luke...as long as you don't believe him, you can keep right on fucking your sister)

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I forgot to add human shielding to my list. Don't feel like editing post again

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Ooh, that's a good one.

well...using a human shield is good.
being a human shield...not so much.

Milroy Borden
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Of course I mean . . . using a human shield.

The Average Cultist
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oh i know.

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You should dress as Princess Leah.

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Milroy Borden
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I must complete the list. So anyone interested in buying this guitar? *[I]holds up nothing[/I]*

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does it come with a nifty amp and pedal?

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[QUOTE=Wesley Sonck]i can edit this down to perfection..

starwarsisgay[/QUOTE]

BOO THIS MAN.

And Lira, where are mah damn shaved head photos?!

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The Average Cultist
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hi Jane.

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Hi Adam!!

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[QUOTE=Milroy Borden]Shave head [COLOR=Red]*Done*[/COLOR]
Incite a prison riot
Con a person out of cash [COLOR=Red]*Done*[/COLOR]
Work at carnival
Geek a few times [COLOR=Red]*Done*[/COLOR]
Drifter for a year
Grow a beard
Sell an air instrument
Sheriff for a small town
Infiltrate Star Trek convention dressed as Star Wars character
Kill a man with bare hands
Get a back tattoo
Chop down a tree [COLOR=Red]*Done*[/COLOR]
Wild police chase
Wheelchair race [COLOR=Red]*Done*[/COLOR]
Build a robot [COLOR=Red]*Done*[/COLOR]
Complete the list[/QUOTE]

My actual, real list that I wrote out about a month ago:

Get my licence[COLOR=Red]*Done*[/COLOR]
Get a job[COLOR=Red]*Done*[/COLOR]
Grow long hair[COLOR=Red]*Half-Done*[/COLOR]
Publish a book
Learn how to shoot a gun really good[COLOR=Red]*Done*[/COLOR]
Bench press 250
Walk the bruce trail(800+kilometres)
Buy a gun
Learn to play the guitar
Learn to speak spanish
Make a solar-powered fan(Damn, I forgot all about that)
Study hypnotism

I don't even care 'bout half this stuff anymore. That's why I don't set goals, usually. I lose interest as soon as a new game comes out.