TMI
I don't eat a lot of fast food, but this is my favorite. oh dear god so good. and it's based in louisiana so I can only get it when I visit family.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
No love for Dairy Queen. 
This is why we can't have nice things.
seriously, that sounded so good!
Okay whelp fuck. I have something very very wrong with my stomach and GI track. But I hate going to the doc and having to tell them weird details. But if this doenst get better it could be really bad. I also cant afford any more medical bills. I thing going into to much more detail might be even TMI for this.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I'm so tired of the anti-fastfood circle jerk. That shit is delicious.
Anyway, I just blew my nose and so much mucus came out that I am honestly curious as to how I was still breathing beforehand.
got a nosebleed while blowing boyfriend goddamnit
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
See? Blood!
This is why we can't have nice things.
hahahaha
But I don't think she enjoyed it much.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Everyone got blod coming from one hole or another.
I have never had a bloody nose though.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I've gotten nose bleeds in lots of awkward situations, but the weirdest was when I was in the midst of taking a shower and was completely soapy. I had no idea what to do, so I kind of just ignored it and bled for awhile.
even more, I didn't notice until afterwards, but I kept tasting something irony,and it was because I thought my nose was running a little so I sniffed it all back up my nose and wow this is gross isn't it.
oddly enough he didn't notice cause it wasn't super heavy, but I noticed a little bit of blood on him.
now I'm sitting on the bed with a wet tissue cleaning up dried blood.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
So he just leaves after he makes you bleed?
There seems to be blood in all of Cam's oral sex adventures.
She probably doesn't tell us when she has successful sex. Because not as entertaining. And she cares about us like that.
I once got completely wasted, passed out on a couch and got a bloody nose with my head tilted back. I woke up and vomited a lot of blood.
Hahahahahahahahaha...
I once drank an entire bottle of blackberry brandy.
Became drunk.
Yakked it all up and thought I was dying because of all the "blood".
Ah, youth...
This is why we can't have nice things.
This is what I think happened to cam (genders reversed)
Si vis pacem, para bellum
My nose ran one time. Supposedly sex clears up your sinuses...especially oral.
just these two recent ones. I've been having nosebleeds lately cause of sinus/allergies. I'm cool.
also, boyfriend just came back from a trip to chicago and so it had been like five days without le sexin' him so we obviously took no prisoners today. nosebleed? DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I never had a nosebleed.
On the other hand, I did make someone bleed once. That's when I crossed reverse cowgirl off the list.
Is that the same thing in Europe as in America?
Yes. But in Europe you also get certain things that might rupture, whereas Americans don't have that extra bit anymore.
How???
In my experience bloody sex mishaps tend to not involve the dirty bits. More like jewelry being ripped out and body parts being banged too hard into sharp furniture items and people slipping on wet surfaces and all those things.
There was that one time I stabbed myself... but that is a long story and not nearly as fun as it sounds (because it sounds real fun right?) (scar on my belly)
How exciting.
Is she talking about balls? Because American boys totally have those.
She's talking about foreskins.
And she is mistaken.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Sometimes, Pepper.
How am I mistaken? It happened.
Hahaha! Cutting dick parts off is an American thing!
Well, it is.
God, WHY?
I don't know. And I wonder if there's a difference in feeling.
Lots of American men have retained their foreskins.
The difference? Men without last longer on average.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Last longer! Fuck that. Just get it over with.
I don't need people lasting longer. I'm an unconscious mess after less than an hour.
I imagine you're both just loads of fun.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I hit Xia's cervix last night. No blood but didnt help the mood. 3:30 am and the neighbors we not to happy. The only time I have bled during sex is from scratch marks and such. Never popped a ball though.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
In the heat of the moment its okay to go ass to mouth.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
No.
I really don't think it is okay.
Okay is ass to mouth tossing salad? Or is it anal then oral. Or is it salad tossing/checking the oil and then oral, possible followed up by kissing?
I say it's just eating ass?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I do not know.
I do not want to know.
Butt stuff grosses me out.
Doesn't that happen most of the times? Hitting the cervix, I mean. It's not like it's that far inside.
You're a small person. I imagine a guy would only have to go around 5-6 inches in to hit your cervix. I think most women are longer than that. I dunno.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Research your damn body parts you all, jesus.
Along with becoming self lubricated, the vagina expands when the woman is sufficiently turned on, and becomes longer, in order to better accept the penis.
Having the cervix hit can be quite painful, if it is a rotten angle. It can also be very pleasant, if it is a nice angle.
When a woman is sexually aroused, a variety of changes take place in her genitals and elsewhere on her body. Many women aren’t aware of these changes, but understanding them can help make sex a more enjoyable experience, by giving women and their partners a better sense of what to expect, and alerting a woman to changes in her sexual response.
During arousal, blood flow to the genitals increases. The increased blood flow helps to spur the production of vaginal lubrication, and causes swelling in the clitoris, labia minora, labia majora, and vagina. How much lubrication a woman produces varies widely and also from one sexual encounter to the next, since stress, hormonal fluctuations and even common medications like antihistamines all can affect it. The amount of vaginal lubrication that a woman produces may also vary throughout her menstrual cycle, as well as with age.
As arousal continues, the labia minora and majora may swell in size and deepen their natural color. The vagina expands and lengthens, too, as the uterus is pulled upward into the body, changing the position of the cervix. As arousal continues, the vaginal opening tightens and the clitoris retracts underneath the clitoral hood, protecting the nerve-rich clitoris from direct stimulation, which may feel uncomfortable. Feelings of tingling, throbbing, and fullness may be felt throughout the pelvic area.
"Irina is so small..."
"How small is she?"
"She's so small her cervix is (blank)."
"Her cervix is... An outie?"
This is why we can't have nice things.
It does expand, Amber, but... this is the TMI thread, right? Let's just say it's too short, anyway.
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This is why we can't have nice things.
I went to high school with a girl that had a really small vagina. (funny thing, she was a rather tall plump girl) She said she had to have a man with a smaller than usual penis or sex was nothing but pain, like, she considered anything over five inches too big and preferred it to be smaller.
(I know this, because she was in my young parents group, and my school had a very comprehensive five day a week parenting program that was required in order to put ones baby in the nursery for free, once a week one of our classes was basically just talking about relationships and sex and learning all the things about birth control and std's and having a chance to just openly talk with an adult and peers about our most personal things without judgment.)
Okay, new decision as of right now. I'm going to the Netherlands and getting some goddamn KROKET!!