TMI

hahaha Garlic is my enemy. So are onions. I have to be careful when I eat them or I end up reeking for a couple days until I sweat it out.

Ya I stopped eating it for a while. Now I am just all sorts of burnt out on nyquil and feel drunk from all the sick.

I fart a lot it seems like.

Is there like an average number you're suppose to fart every day?

8 quarts.

Women should fart once, in their lives, on their deathbeds.

I posted that in the other thread when I meant to post it here. Oops!

Boo you whore.

That might be the creepiest post I have ever read here.

aww, you deleted it. Probably for the best.

I wonder who else read it?

Fuck it,but this place needs to be weirder. Its gotten so boring and repetitive.

We could use some bizarre and interesting threads.

The last bit of excitement was deleted from history, as Tuff put it: 'like some Fahrenheit 451 shis' I would have said a little more 1984ish myself.

new members would be interesting. No one not crazy ever stays longer than a day. Even the crazies don't seem to stay more than half a week.

Psssssst... Niiiiiiiiiick.... send me your deleted post in a PM... I will not judge...

I have a suppository up my ass.

Aaaand it's been over an hour and nothings happened. Wondering if I should be worried.

That isn't TMI

tell us what sort, then it will be TMI

Sort of what? Suppository? For constipation. Made me go a little bit but not much.

Only other thing I have are lady laxatives. Not sure if I can take those.

I think lady butts are mostly kinda similar to man butts.

I'm not a doctor though.

I just took one. Hope I don't wake up with a vagina.

Something's going to happen to you. I don't know what it is, but something's... something's gonna happen.... to your body.

But I'm not a doctor.

Come on Jess. Don't do that to him. You know he's a hypochondriac. There's like a 98% chance that nothing bad will happen. But I'm only 47% sure of that.

I survived.

I was just plagiarizing lines from Bridesmaids anyway. And that kid who ate the birth control was totally fine. I mean, you never saw him again but he was probably fine.

I nearly peed myself twice yesterday.

I nearly poo'd myself today, and that's probably the closest I've ever come to that happening to me. I'm soooo lucky that the metro stop I get off at has a bathroom right near it. Home is not far, but I don't know if I would have made it. And it's all because of the metro employee who sent me to another stop to get a card that they didn't actually have.

Okay i've been farting a lot for almost a week straight. My diet hasn't changed much, if anything i'm eating less than usual. I haven't been drinking as much lately. I haven't had a pizza in at least 2 weeks. Not much Mexican food. Just farts. Like crazy.

You're going through manopause.

I watched a documentary about the digestive system recently and on that they said that eating healthy can make you fart more AND that healthy farts stink really bad. So there you go, fart to your heart's content!

I've been eating slightly healthier, that might be it. Many of the farts stink pretty badly too. Well, today i ate a gigantic grilled cheese sandwich burger, not very healthy. It was a sight to behold though.

I got way to drunk this weekend and puked. IT happened. I woke up, felt like shit so I had to pull the trigger. Then I puke a few more times after that.
Eggs and vit water never taste good coming up.

I had crazy good breakup/not really breaking up sex last night. Woke up in the middle of the night after both of us were emotion wrecks and we just started going at it. It was fantastic.

I got a 3 AM tug but I took a tylenol PM before bed so I couldn't be bothered. Poor Drew

...poor Drew indeed. I am not even sure when my romp happened. The whole night was a mess.

boyfriend surprised me with oral when we woke up, later in the day I realized I was starting my period.
still don't know if he was a trooper or if he couldn't tell yet. it was really light.

Morning Oral is the best. Waking someone up with a mouthfull of there bits seems like the best way to wake up. Well done on his part regardless of shark week.

well I hardly have one at all because of birth control so I'm thinking I just got lucky with timing.

loling at shark week.

Any kind of sex without at least a little blood is hardly sex at all.

I have to disagree with you on this one.

goats blood atleast.

Poor thing; you haven't lived.

Honey, I've lived. I've plotted the map, designed the t-shirt, been given the key to the city. I'm just saying that not bleeding during/after sex every time doesn't mean you're not having good sex.

You said ANY kind of sex, and I'm saying come on now, really.

Okay, there was this one time that was pretty okay without blood.

Oh, wait.

Internal injuries bleed, don't they?

Check out Tuffy being edgy.

And dark.

Eating a woman in her sleep is like a wolf wandered on to a camp ground and took to a dish as wolves do...and she knows what's happening but she remains awake with her eyes closed because she also knows if she opens them and shrieks, it's all over.

Why are people still reading this thread lol.

I AM CONFUS

I keep thinking of that woman being eaten by bears who called her mom...

My feet are sweaty.

Cami and I are in the same boat, but I was woken up at 5 am in a very strange daze. Then got to go back to bed.