TMI

Chafing?

euw.

Its all better now. Dont worry. I have not been laid in a couple days though. Cassie has been sick.

What's that got to do with getting laid?

My latest TMI issues are more or less back to normal.

Newest TMI: Jerk Chicken. Delicious but for the second night in a row, its spiciness, hours later, makes my stomach feel like it's being attacked by a chemical green colored liquid tornado (or so the imagery my mind has conjured). The bathroom is my home for 15 minutes.

I just bought some pretty kinky lingerie online. Something I never would've imagined wearing just a couple of years ago.

I approve of Pretty Kinky Lingerie.

You go girl! Get your hot mama on!

I almost chipped my front teeth on the edge of the bath tub while masturbating.

Romfl

You people and your sexiness. I just had an Fbook flirtatious convo with the girl who took my virginity. She was quite surprised by how much I remember from one old uploaded photo. My memory is a gift and a curse. I can remember everything about her from back then. Her smell, that way her skin felt, they way I felt. Is this strange to have such vivid memories to where I can actually kind of go back in time and remember every last nuance?

Also I'm starting to be convinced that Irina would be the perfect second wife.

memory and scent are linked more than any other stimuli. So that part is not strange.

She knows all my conquests. I already told her about the convo. We are both married with kids so in my eye its completely innocent, besides its good to remember who we were and how we felt at a certain point in life.

That is nice that you are honest with your wife, also nice she is not jealous of things.

James tends to be jealous. My good friend tells me it is a show of affection and devotion and i should be flattered, but she also tends to be a jealous person and doesn't understand what it is like to be on the receiving end of it.

I was trying to explain to him recently that he makes me a criminal by his worry and jealousy, instead of letting me be a good person on my own merit.

A criminal does the right thing only because they are being watched and the fear of consequences.

An honest person does the right thing whether anyone is watching or not.

I think he sort of got it. I wish he would understand that it is my job to hold myself accountable, not his. I am married, not owned. I am still an autonomous person, even if I have a partner.

meh. it'll work out eventually or not.

You know what the bloke said to me the other day?

When a guy is married he thinks he can do whatever he wants and get away with it because he is married.

That seems almost backwards.

I know! Stupid bloke.

My husband is out of town in Detroit, Michigan. With all the trouble goings on that we've had lately, with my relapse and garbage I made to clean up, we are really trying to reconnect. It's really hard, because he's been leaving a lot and only being home for a week at a time. Anyways, tonight I took my time and did my makeup really prett and hair. Then I wen and gather some sexy undies, thongs, tanks and things and did a photoshoots of myself. I sent him about 10 sexy pics. Yes, I did show nakedness in them too, but I like a little tease and tastefullness on my part, so yeah.
He loved them. I had texted him and asked how the show was going and he said they just started the second act and he was super bored. I said, "Well I'm about to start a second act Mister, and I don't plan on it being boring!"
So, that was my Friday night. *blushing*

Go Winnie!

Nice!

Good job, Winnie!

I would share, but their for his eyes only. But Thanks guys

I approve all these womans getting saucy.

Woot woot Winnie!

That's a great idea! Nice way to keep things fresh, Winnie.

i'm stinky this morning but its my own smell so i dont mind i just feel like a cat that needs a bath

I can't stop playing with my boobs.

Are you winning, at least?

Everyone wins, when there are boobs to be played.

My boobs finally feel normal. They've been swollen and hard for the past two (!) weeks, like I was about to get my period any moment, now they don't hurt anymore and wearing a bra isn't horrible.

Of course I'm winning.

Mine have shrunk after a winter of no exercising, and just being lazy on the couch instead, eating pizza and wearing backwards baseball caps. I have to get them back.

My nipples have been hard for a few days and never turned back to normal. It's painful and annoying and I don't know what to do. It's warm everywhere I go, so it's not that.

Your body is adjusting in all kinds of weird ways after getting off the pill.

maybe massaging them with some good alcohol free lotion would help?

In other breast related news, I have not worn a bra for two days because I managed to misplace the only one I have that fits me correctly and comfortably, and I have had nowhere to go really so there was no point to wear an uncomfortable one around the house. But I found it now, so that is better. Not wearing one for a couple days starts to get uncomfortable in and of itself.

Do you wear a bra when you're at home, Amber? Is that something girls with big boobs have to do?

I'll try that. I just took a hot shower and they're slightly softer but still ache. The fuck. Also being off the pill has turned my sex drive to my normal levels, which is to-the-heavens-and-above. I liked to think nothing happened while I was taking the pills, but it did, I was toned down to functioning levels and it felt ok-ish. Now it's annoying.

Yay for 6 hours in a cinema today in the dark with my classmate.

The yay was ironic, obviously.

That was another article posted by michael g. haha Something about going braless. I can't go without a bra. I wear one to sleep too. There are days where I won't wear one or I wear a loose sports bra instead.

My boobs aren't that big, I don't think. A large C or small D.

But yes, I generally wear a bra during the day, but never to sleep. Sometimes I go a day without one but the shirt fabric on my nipples when I am moving around during the day starts to irritate after a while.

I joke that the only thing that feels better than taking a bra off after a whole day wearing one, is putting one on after a whole night sleeping without.

Jaz, I have read (though I do not know the validity) that some studies have shown a higher correlation between breast cancer and women who wear a bra constantly even to bed. Something about the small delicate capillaries being constantly pinched and unable to properly flush out toxins. So maybe going a couple hours every day in the morning without one if you can would be a good plan.

Hey, I don't mean that condescendingly or anything Jazmyn. Sorry if it sounded that way.

God knows I smoke like a chimney and it says right on the box what sorts of nasty cancers it will give me.

I'm just better at suggesting good advice (whether it is actually good is always under question) than heeding it myself.

haha You poor thing.

Just wait until you hit my age. You have no idea yet.

I'm going to hump everything when I'm 30. I better find someone by that time.

I....

Um.

OOF.

Right?

Oh shut up.

This whole conversation.

This made me uncomfortable. Nipple bother is awful. I used to have nipple itch in middle school. I think it might have been the shirts I was wearing. They had these stitchings right at the breasts that irritated me like a sandpaper bra and the very first post on this page is "chafing". Nipples that are too pointy used to make me cringe and people touching their own nipples still does. Nipples are stupid. Only cows should have them. Don't they have like eighteen of them? They should have all of them.

Men have nipples because nipples are formed before sex is determined. Also we'd look pretty weird without them. Nipples.

Thrush in your nipples while breastfeeding is the worst.

Thought that said "Thrusting..."