TMI
parsley *supposedly* can induce miscarriage/abortion in about forty-five percent of cases, if taken in high doses around the week you should have gotten your period and the week after.
High doses as in drinking fresh steeped parsley tea, or chewing up a few tablespoon raw, every couple hours for several days as well as putting a fresh sprig inside ones girl parts every eight hours.
It supposedly softens the cervix and promotes contractions.
Women who try this often include very high doses of Ascorbic acid (pure vitamin C), high doses as in 12,000 or more mg a day in conjunction with the parsley, which make the uterus all unfriendly for an inseminated egg to attempt to attach to.
They may also include Blue and Black Cohosh to cause the uterus to contract and be unfriendly. Pennyroyal tea too.
It is all very dangerous. parsley in such high doses can be toxic on the kidney's especially but also the liver, and the Ascorbic acid as well, and the cohoshes and pennyroyal in the wrong doses. Plus it only works in just under half of the cases and only in a small time-frame of a window. Not only that these methods, if unsucessful are highly likely to cause defects and deformities in the fetus/child.
Don't every try it unless they succeed in making abortion illegal and you have an emergency that must be dealt with.
High doses as in drinking fresh steeped parsley tea, or chewing up a few tablespoon raw, every couple hours for several days as well as putting a fresh sprig inside ones girl parts every eight hours.
It supposedly softens the cervix and promotes contractions.
Women who try this often include very high doses of Ascorbic acid (pure vitamin C), high doses as in 12,000 or more mg a day in conjunction with the parsley, which make the uterus all unfriendly for an inseminated egg to attempt to attach to.
They may also include Blue and Black Cohosh to cause the uterus to contract and be unfriendly.
It is all very dangerous. parsley in such high doses can be toxic on the kidney's especially but also the liver, and the Ascorbic acid as well, and the cohoshes in the wrong doses. Plus it only works in just under half of the time and only in a small time-frame of a window. Not only that these methods, if unsucessful are highly likely to cause defects and deformities in the fetus/child.
Don't every try it unless they succeed in making abortion illegal and you have an emergency that must be dealt with.
That's not magical at all. Horrid.
That is so fucking scary, Amber.
Well now you know.
Amber and I have read the same herb books.
This is why we can't have nice things.
High doses as in drinking fresh steeped parsley tea, or chewing up a few tablespoon raw, every couple hours for several days as well as putting a fresh sprig inside ones girl parts every eight hours.
It supposedly softens the cervix and promotes contractions.
Women who try this often include very high doses of Ascorbic acid (pure vitamin C), high doses as in 12,000 or more mg a day in conjunction with the parsley, which make the uterus all unfriendly for an inseminated egg to attempt to attach to.
They may also include Blue and Black Cohosh to cause the uterus to contract and be unfriendly. Pennyroyal tea too.
It is all very dangerous. parsley in such high doses can be toxic on the kidney's especially but also the liver, and the Ascorbic acid as well, and the cohoshes and pennyroyal in the wrong doses. Plus it only works in just under half of the cases and only in a small time-frame of a window. Not only that these methods, if unsucessful are highly likely to cause defects and deformities in the fetus/child.
Don't every try it unless they succeed in making abortion illegal and you have an emergency that must be dealt with.
I was hoping you'd answer. I made research but somehow missed the abortion / baby poison thing. I'm definitely, definitely not pregnant right now but it kinda freaks me out that the thing covering all my croutons does that and (I don't think) most people know.
But if I'm not pregnant, it's cool, right? RIGHT?? Somebody, check your herb book!
yes it's cool
A little parsley, as a garnish, won't hurt a thing (as far as I know) you have to eat the stuff like you are a rabbit and put it inside your hoohoo too.
Good. I'm not into that.
Ahh, I thought the post would blow over and nobody would actually reply to it. It's making me feel awkward and sheepish now.
It was Chenoa.
Awriiiight.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Also, TMI: Shark week again. Fucking fuck is wrong with my body?!
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Stress.
Drank some beer, smoked some weed, and snorted some Molly. Pretty good night.
Had a sex dream with a Cultie.
Scandalous!
this should go in the NMI unless you tell us who the cultie is.
Ok, NMI.
What an information tease.
What is Molly?
MDMA apparently. The kids today are snorting it.
I'm trying to remember the days when doing all of those together seemed like a good idea.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I think I've only done two of those at once at a time. Never all three. That just sounds like one would cancel out the other or put me in a catatonic state.
Kids these days...
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Well who was it?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Oh for the record I would never snort anything. I spent my early childhood tending nosebleeds most of the time and it sucked.
Me neither. I would take a pain killer by mouth, once when I don't need it, just for the experience though.
My nose has never bled, but I'd never snort anything either.
I used to snort everything.
My girl parts don't feel good.
They huuuuurrrrttt.
I just want to curl up in a ball with a heat pad.
Pony? Mine rode away.
Heat pad = hot water bottle ?
yes.
I'm still not better and everything sucks. Sort of. Not all things suck, I am just being a whiner.
Way back before my pony broke its leg and got put out of its misery, I used to get into a tub of really hot water and drink something cool at the same time, then get out and take midol and use a heating pad. It helped sometimes.
When it was super bad, my lady bits felt like I'd been kicked with a pair of steel toed boots, but I found out later that was a primary symptom of my 2nd degree uterine prolapse. OUCHIE
I hope you feel better soon, Pepper. That does really suck. I'm having phantom sympathy pains.
Birthday blowjob!!!!!1
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
!!!!0ne!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Well done, girl!
Well she said that was my first one of the day!
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
She's a keeper!
Yeah, sounds like a keeper.
And took care of me as I was sick
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
My roommate's girlfriend took care of me while I was sick last semester. I'm... not sure what to make of that.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
She just laughed and said, "its your birthday"
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
She's a compassionate female?
It's just what women do, she will make a good mother some day.
Don't make anything of it, fuck.
Hence the "not sure" part?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Someone I had never met before took care of me while I puked TEN times the first time I did (too much) ketamine. I was overwhelmed and when I sobered up I was super embarrassed. All he said was "I hope you learned your lesson." And I did, never take two doses in the space of an hour.
When I was seventeen, long evening, long story, et cetera, at a strangers house went out for some air after drinking too much, because I didn't want to puke in front of my friends or the strangers whose house I was at just then.
Next thing I know this guy, in his early twenties, is patting my back asking me if I am okay as I shiver and whimper, cold as fuck and no idea where I am.
Where I was was the side yard of the house, didn't make it too far, but my friends had all left. Apparently they thought I had "wandered away" and didn't look too hard for me.
The guy practically carried me inside, helped me puke with the holding me and holding my hair and all those things. Tucked me to bed on the couch with plenty of blankets.
Next morning he laughed about it with me, told me my friends weren't that great, gave me cigarettes and played songs on his guitar for me. Told me to come hang out if I wanted to some time.
Wish I could remember that angles name.
I came from a blowjob today!!!!
I have never cum from head before, atleast not with a little manual labor on my part to finish the job. But today BAM it was great. I had to share
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I have never cum from head before, atleast not with a little manual labor on my part to finish the job. But today BAM it was great. I had to share
Oh, good, I thought I was the only one that found it a bit difficult to cum from head. I blame masturbating without lube. It's gotta take a toll on the nerves, you know?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Oh man.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Embarrassing Story About Being Taken Care of While Being Too Fucked Up:
It was my birthday. Back in the spring of 2012... we were just kids and thought it would be our last. I started the celebrations early and woke up some time in the late afternoon on my friend's bed. I realized I was wearing different pants. Like stretchy yoga pants that I'd kinda wanted to buy I know I did not own and certainly wasn't wearing earlier. I ask my friend why I'm wearing these pants. She tells me that I forced her and a few other people to go to Old Navy (of all places) and buy me those pants and also a hoodie because "I didn't feel comfortable." They also bought me an expensive smoothie, which I reportedly tasted and then threw out the window. My friend's boyfriend did not know me very well and asked, "Why are you friends with such an asshole? I don't wanna buy her pants. Fuck her pants."
I tried to pay her back but she told me to consider it a birthday present. The group of people who were there also chipped in to get me a $50 gift card to Old Navy on Christmas. I'm going to get 50 pairs of flip flops this summer.
Perfect reaction.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
That would be truly impressive... I don't even know that dance. I assume there's a dance.
I hope there's a dance.