TMI
Nah when you get married it will slow the fuck down for some reason, while your husbands will go way up....errr
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
No, that will never happen to me. When I'm married I'll have to make up for all the lost time of my youth, when I get laid 3 or 4 times a year, if I'm lucky.
That whole thing about being in your thirties is true. It's awesome and fulfilling and uh....pretty much constant. 
it has something to do with ceasing to trying to be sexy and trying to have things be sexy because you want them to be like that and just... being...
Truth!
I just remembered that after the first time I gave a blow job I was convinced I was allergic to it. I didn't rub it all over myself but I did swallow it and I woke up the next day with pimples everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Forehead, cheeks, chin, EVERYWHERE all perfectly evenly spaced. I was almost 18 and had always had fairly great skin so it was horrifying.
It ended up being his soap.
Teaches you to wash your face with soap.
Never again.
Just cooled way the hell down in here.
I don't even remember vomiting, let alone posting that, but oh well.
It ended up being his soap.
Bahahahaha.
Which part was funny?
Every part. Come on.
Too soon, Nick. Have some goddamn respect.
Just kidding. I found it funny after an hour or two. Mostly just because most people didn't notice unless I made them touch my face. Which I did. Often. That probably didn't help.
Next time I see a girl who's really broken out,I'm gonna ask her if she swallows. Why am I still single?
It is what happens when you fulfill that drive that intensify's. And what happens in your brain, psychologically.
I'm no expert of anything... I have this vague idea that it has something to do with ceasing to trying to be sexy and trying to have things be sexy because you want them to be like that and just... being...
This terrifies me. I've been having pretty amazing sex for the past few years and it's only gotten better. By the time I'm thirty my head might literally explode.
And I want sex everyday when I get married, every other day at the very least.
What better way to die than death by orgasm, then?
What? You're so charming! Bitches are crazy.
I have had sex on the regular for about a week now. Its been months since I have had this much sex. And not having to feel like its a treat handed down for good behavior.
Not having to walk on eggshells in fear of saying or doing something to kill my chances.
And awesome blowjobs too.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
What? You're so charming! Bitches are crazy.
I know, but it's rude to call them "bitches" Jess, or so I've heard. However, I met several nice ladies this past week. I'd like to think I was quite charming around all of them.
I've been having night sweats the last 2 nights, and it's absolutely disgusting, but it might help me get better.
I haven't showered in two days because I'm paranoid about getting MRSA again from this hospital. I feel so gross. I'll be soaking in the shower at home when I take a break today.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Have a shower beer.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Mmmm... showerbeer.
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I used to have showercigarettes, but I stopped doing that.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Shower cigarettes are difficult to pull off.
I seem to have about one shower phone conversation a week.
Don't ask me how this happens. I don't even know. Somehow the phone ends up in the bathroom, for reasons I cannot fathom (damn kids), then it rings and is a call I have to take since I see the ID and, yep.
On the bright side "Well, I gotta go, I'm sort of in the shower right now." get's one off the phone quite easily.
It's been two weeks and I'm still umm menstruating. I'm a lil worried but not since my cycle has always been extremely irregular.
Honey, that's not normal. Make an appointment, okay?
Change in meds or anything. OR an IUD maybe? My best friend has been spotting and bleeding off and on for a couple months because of her IUD.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
There are more naked pictures of me online than I would like to admitt. From the naked bike rides and on.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Naked bikes rides? Isn't that painful for a guy? In fact, I've never understood the dynamics of a guy riding a bike comfortably at all.
Is there any possibility you could be pregnant? as odd as this sounds, as normally it stops altogether whilst pregnant, it can also do weird things like that. (the uterus, being "it")
Even so, if not at all, you need to get that checked if you can asap. It could be something else serious too.
Or it could be just your body being weird. But better to be checked and find out you are a weirdo, than not checked and find out something not so good as being a weirdo is happening.
All I can say is FUCK. I don't know when I'll be able to make an appointment between now and the start of my vacation. And I'll be even more pissed off if I have to cancel my trip due to something like this.
It's probably nothing but don't ignore it away.
*hopes*
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Jaz, I'm sure you could go as an emergency. I had to make an appointment once and didn't want to wait a lot, so I said I was bleeding a lot and had to see a doctor, and I did the next day. Yours is actually true, so go to the doc's.
Last time I went to the emergency room for girl related problems. There wasn't much they could do because I was bleeding down there. They said they couldn't do any tests because of the bleeding, gave me vicodin, and I had to schedule an appointment weeks after. It could just be the PMDD and since I'm not on birth-control it is really heavy this time around. If it doesn't stop within the next few days I promise to schedule an appointment.
Try calling planed parenthood, they may be able to be more helpful than ER.
ER is only required, by law, to stabilize a person/make sure they are not dying. Planned parenthood is much more focused on these sorts of issues an will usually see a person as soon as possible for something like this. Planned parenthood is who my friend initially went through for her breast tumor and they saw her quickly and did a lot for her. The hospital was another story, once she had to deal with them. Planned Parenthood do not just deal in abortion and birth control. This is exactly the sort of issue one of their doctors can help with, at least to give you an idea of what, if anything, is going on and whether it is worrisome. And they should be able to see you quickly.
They charge reasonable prices, as well, if you happen to be uninsured.
ER is only required, by law, to stabilize a person/make sure they are not dying. Planned parenthood is much more focused on these sorts of issues an will usually see a person as soon as possible for something like this. Planned parenthood is who my friend initially went through for her breast tumor and they saw her quickly and did a lot for her. The hospital was another story, once she had to deal with them. Planned Parenthood do not just deal in abortion and birth control. This is exactly the sort of issue one of their doctors can help with, at least to give you an idea of what, if anything, is going on and whether it is worrisome. And they should be able to see you quickly.
They charge reasonable prices, as well, if you happen to be uninsured.
That's what i was thinking of doing. I just have to figure out how I'm going to get there and when I have the time to get there.
I'm sure if you talked to your mom she'd be more than willing to get you wherever you need to go. That's how I'd be if you were my daughter.
I wanted to tell her but she started talking about me having kids instead and it really freaked me out.
I think I have a problem.... I just think about sex all day, can't stop all I can do is distract myself. Once I'm bored I think about sex. And it sucks cause I have to jump through hoops just to get a little affection. Its one of those things where the moon has to be properly aligned with Venus and the big dipper, then there has to be a nice bottle of wine and no arguments at all and a back/foot rub. I don't mind doing all that but its a lot to go through sometimes. /rant
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
You just discribed the last 2 years of my life. I know the feelings. I know the hoops. And even then theres a good chance that she wont feel like it.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
You just discribed the last 2 years of my life. I know the feelings. I know the hoops. And even then theres a good chance that she wont feel like it.
True dat homie. Were you married? lol
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Engaged. But for most of the relationship she would play that game. I felt like a dog waiting for a treat and if I didnt do everything right I wouldnt get it. Or even if I did, after she was all like "Oh rub my back" then get me all worked up she would tell me she wasnt in the mood.
I heard "Just go jerk off in the bathroom" more times than I got laid.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
That is just wrong.
I don't understand women who can be like that.
It is one thing to withhold because you aren't being treated correctly, it is another to make a power struggle over it.
There's a difference between withholding and just not wanting it though. It's not a duty, if you don't want it don't do it and I think guys and girls should respect that. Probably best to just break up if it means that much to you.
Let her know that you have needs and can get it elsewhere. Tougher when you're married...
TMI: At work, I excused myself to the bathroom because the inside of my buttcheek was so dang itchy.
That's a terrible thing to say. Threaten someone you're going to cheat because they won't have sex all the time? The importance people put on sex here sometimes makes me cringe.
Sorry. I regret my choice of words.
Well I don't think anyone is actually dumb enough to take that advice anyways. I'm just venting that is all. I really don't bother her or push the issue at all. Its very subtle hinting usually. Its more psychological with me really, the real issue is not the act itself, but more the want of the act. In other words I want her to want me just as much as I want her, plain and simple. And sometimes its depressing when you feel that the mutual feeling is not reciprocated. I don't want to come off like some rude curmudgeon here. We have a good relationship and mutual respect and each of us have strengths where the other has weaknesses. Sometimes things get pent up a bit.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
I don't know what thread to do this in. TMI, Ailments, buzzkill, whatever.
I'm all kind of suicidal again the past twelve hours. Don't worry, not going to do anything about it. It's just stupid brain chemistry. I know this and know that it will pass.
It just sucks to feel like this
I usually get this in August though.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I'm all kind of suicidal again the past twelve hours. Don't worry, not going to do anything about it. It's just stupid brain chemistry. I know this and know that it will pass.
It just sucks to feel like this
I usually get this in August though.
I sometimes get like that too, very depressed, but not suicidal. More self destructive and impulsive. I feel for ya man. Just relax have a coffee and wait for it to pass.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
It isn't that you will have a stronger sex drive, necessarily.
It is what happens when you fulfill that drive that intensify's. And what happens in your brain, psychologically.
I'm no expert of anything... I have this vague idea that it has something to do with ceasing to trying to be sexy and trying to have things be sexy because you want them to be like that and just... being...