TMI
Sigh.
She was pretty good in that Soderbergh flick.
That movie is like half of why I dont like her
To be fair, i only watched about 20 minutes of it. But Soderbergh does pretty well with mediocre actors.
Like you get a pet koala while you're going through menopause. And koala is a jerk.
You made me choke/laugh on my Apple Cinnamon Cheerios.
Whatever Whore!
TMI, oh man, we were all talking at the bar about sex and the normal strange conversations I have. And she mentioned she doesnt come from sex just oral. And then when we were going at it she got this really amazed look in her face, a couple times.
That sounds like something someone would say who knows nothing about what they're talking about, but wants to sound cool and experienced.
I am well versed in these areas.
I was high on valium. All in all it was a good night with the girl. I hardly ever have any lue what I am talking about.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
No, what the girl said. I once went to a carnival really high on Valium. Good times.
Nah she was cool, the group of us are really open about our sex lives. Just took one right now actually
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I stopped being able to get valium so I switched to xanax.
You guys are too young to remember quaaludes. Ah, quaaludes... The dire and desperate need to Have Sex Right Now! combined with the inability to move with any more grace or speed than a drunken tree sloth.
Good times... Good times.
This is why we can't have nice things.
That reminds me of one of my favorite movie quotes, of ALL times.
"Black Triangles man. Their feking excellent. I'm telling ya."
I swear I watched this movie like 6xs in one day, right before I drove off to college. Finally, my family was like, COME ON!!
Suburbia circa 1983/84
That brings back memories, man.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Thought you'd like that. Wrote the only great song, I ever made, with a Peavey Patriot, Peavey amp and tape recorder.
Only lyrics, now.
I bet you've done a ton of cool stuff.
Not really.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I hear ya. My great song was a 1 min. punk (nothing that great, just something my friends would listen to in the dorm when bored), in a time where R.E.M. ruled. I liked R.E.M., but Pixies and Sugarcubes really spoke to me.
Heading back to music thread.
When a girl tells you she can only get off by withcraft and you cant tell if its a joke or not, you know its a good night.
Oh and it was a joke.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
That sounds like another crazy, dodge the magic bullet while you can hehe I'm not funny don't pay attention to me
More than a little turned on.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
CLARIFICATION:
Be careful. That one will toy with you.
This post Needs More Information and, as such, belongs in the NMI Thread. It does not refer to anything posted anywhere in this thread.
Don't get paranoid on me now.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Or maybe this was an NMI...
This is why we can't have nice things.
Don't assume.
I can assume I posted my own post in the wrong thread. I'm allowed.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I was referring to the other one. I'm not to blame for everything.
So strange that you say this Zack, but me and my husband just had a conversation that relates to this. I'm not happy with our sex life right now, to be honest, and I told him this yesterday. Not to be mean to him, but because I've been holding it in for a while now and had to get it out. I was also hoping to be able to let him know some things I would like. Not in the bed, but out of the bed. I feel like he thinks we don't have enough sex either and when I made the comment I made about not being happy with our sex life, he asks why and I said I don't know. So tonight I asked him if he thought that we have enough sex, after being married for 24 years. He said we don't have too much, or not enough, it's just right. But sometimes he wants it and doesn't get it. I told him that he would be getting way more sexif he would just do a few things out of bed that he probably doesn't even realize. He said like doing the dishes for you or vaccuming. I said yeah, those actually are good ones, but there's also other things that would actually make me WANT to have more sex, or make me feel like it. I told him I would like him to show me more attention. He said I'm always grabbing your ass and stuff. I told him that that does not actually make me want to just jump in the sack. I said NO, some real attention like foot or back massages, loving on me and cuddling me and it not always have to go to sex.
I mean the pawing is okay, but I like touching that doesn't always involve my dirty parts and it always leading to sex. I do not in anyway know you or your wife's relationship and don't mean to pry, but just thought I would let you know about that since it related.
Try doing some housework for her, watching the kids, after you draw a candle lit bath for her to enjoy in complete quiet and just see what that does.
Foreplay starts long before any touching or implication of sex is made.
My husband comes up to me often and just presses against my back when I am doing dishes or cooking and hugs me and kisses my neck and touches my hair and whispers something sweet that has nothing to do with an expectation of getting any later, just giving me love for the sake of it because whatever it is in the moment then inspired him.
He now and then also comes on to me so strongly, when we are completely alone, that it is very clear I will be hard pressed to get out of it, or want to get out of it either. Not a forcing himself thing, but just a dominant look in the eyes and way of being that says I Want You and I Want You Now and I Am going To Take You Now Unless You Scream.
So, yeah, be sweet and be dominant and don't grope.
Well firstly by Pawing I didn't really meant groping. My wife doesn't really like affection most of the time, she likes her space. I actually just had a talk with her the other day and she said its just her being tired all the time. I do all those things, on my days off I help quite a lot with all the house stuff and kids and I always try to get her some time to herself. I basically told her that I will always want sex anytime its available and just to let me know when the time was right. Which is basically how its always been with us, it just used to be more often. And I don't want to be one of those couples who just fizz out and get separate beds. Hell I could break my arm and still be up for it if it was offered, arm dangling and all, after all the hospital can always wait another 15 minutes or so. I think a lot of it has to do with just having the baby just 4 months ago as well and self image. Well we got her hair cut, styled and colored. She is always more confident with short hair and it had been a while for her getting it done. Its always the small things I guess. Its been better since the first post. Sometimes I just get so frustrated, it doesn't help that I'm a bit bipolar, or maybe its BPD now, not sure. Anyways its better now. Except for one small thing. With her hair cut short and now dark drown, she does look an awful lot like a certain cult member that hasn't been around for a bit. I'm not complaining, its just a little strange.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
What Other One?
Or was your post also meant for NMI?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Nevermind.
short brown hair.... not been around for a while... Z?
Has to be!
I clean my ears pretty regularly, but I just had a piece of earwax literally fall out of my ear that was so large that I am honestly impressed.
Cassie the lady I am seeing casually doesnt shave her pits. And it doesnt really bother me...
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I once had the extreme displeasure of listening to my boss (at the time) extolling the virtues of women's underarm hair, and how he thought it was sexy. Totally TMI, boss.
I mean its not a turn on it more makes me giggle. Yes I giggle.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Awww, Noah giggle.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Hey I dont always have to be bitter and angry. You give me a cute girl, 2 dogs and a three legged cat. Plus a glass of chilled vodka and I can giggle.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Giggles are good. Cute girls and dogs too.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Vodka is good.
Vodka out of the freezer with a icecube. Maybe a dash of leamon juice.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I still miss vodka.
Six years ago today I lost my virginity.
So, they do have Thanksgiving in Romania!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Like, I should be thankful for getting laid now?
How do you keep track of these things?!
It is going to drive you crazy if you keep doing that, the more years pass the more days there are to remember and eventually all the days are filled up and overlapping and you have to forget some things in order to stay sane.
Sweet!
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
It is going to drive you crazy if you keep doing that, the more years pass the more days there are to remember and eventually all the days are filled up and overlapping and you have to forget some things in order to stay sane.
I'm already forgetting dates from secondary school. Not the most important ones though - first kiss, day I first fell in love etc.
I don't remember the date of my first sexing. I barely remember the event itself.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Me too.
Irina documents everything.
Everything.
I remember the event but the actual date is lost in the mists of history.
This is why we can't have nice things.
It was Memorial Day in something like 2004 or 5. I will do the math later.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Irina documents everything.
Everything.
Yeah, pretty much.
A lot of times when I have controll over my dreams I just fuck people.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Irina, even by the whole Standard Creepiness Rule...
Which frankly is a little limiting, your range is still up to like 30. Show your friend this graph and tell him to stop being such a pussy.