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Hey. Whatever gets method finally gets it right is my favorite and the person who points it out is my hero.

I was an F cup after I had Anthony and was still lactating. My ex husband said he'd never seen anything like them in REAL LIFE.

This thread is getting out of hand. Hopefully we can save it. I pissed on my leg today. And ignored it. It was just one of those Upset Guy things that matches the outfit he had wearing for days and sleeping in, complimenting his "fuck it" beard. Why bother wiping it off? The economy is shit and lots of people are going to die in the time it takes me to shake my dirty bruised dick. That was the kind of piss I took today. The Sunday kind. Nonreligious Sunday. No-Games-On-Today and No-Phone-Calls Sunday. What's the point? Just say you splashed yourself washing dishes. What dishes? You've been eating Chef Boyardee raw out of the cans. That's the kind of piss I took today. Why wipe that off your leg today?

I am beginning to suspect you've got a bit of urophilia going on there Ritt.

Well done, sir! That is very dude.

Once again I really wish my dad would just go the fuck to sleep so I can jerk off instead of getting up every 30 minutes to smoke or whatever the fuck it is he's doing.

I need to move out. I found a place I can stay for $400 a month. Just need a job.

Justin, have you considered selling body-fluids? You can donate blood plasma once a month, iirc, at $150 each time and semen is $50 a pop. I think they allow a few times a week for that. Can't really fully support yourself on it, but its a start.

what if your Dad was getting up every 30 minutes to jerk off

I think one only gets $15 or $20 for blood. $30ish the first time.

Where can I get $150?

Gay people can't donate blood because we all have the HIV.

What if there is a gene in gay blood that turns people gay if they put that blood inside them, and they found proof of it but they won't release the information because they don't want to have a war with that Gay & Lesbian Alliance so they just cover it up with the HIV excuse? Wait, that's probably worse. So? They've done dumber things. Who? I don't know. Them.

Them again.

Damn Them!

Hey, did you know there is a band called Them?

And a movie!

Them! is a 1954 American black and white science fiction film about man's encounter with a nest of gigantic irradiated ants. It is based on an original story treatment by George Worthing Yates. It was developed into a screenplay by Ted Sherdeman and Russell Hughes for Warner Bros. Pictures Inc., and was produced by David Weisbart and directed by Gordon Douglas. It starred James Whitmore, Edmund Gwenn, Joan Weldon and James Arness.
One of the first of the "nuclear monster" movies, and the first "big bug" film, Them! was nominated for an Oscar for Special Effects and won a Golden Reel Award for Best Sound Editing. The film starts off as a simple suspense story, with police investigating mysterious disappearances and unexplainable deaths. The giant ants are not even seen until almost a third of the way into the film.

I just learned both of these things.

probably things I already should have known.

I must see that movie.

I shaved my back to prep for a pool party today...then while I was at it, I shaved my bum. I know some women on this site have problems with hairy people, but the truth is, if you're a guy..you are supposed to have hair. Hairless guys (not talking bald) are freaks of nature.

Yeah, men are meant to have hair.

I can't believe y'all haven't seen Them. Seriously? It's classic sci-fi!

I love that fucking giant ant movie.

I don't have lots of hair. I have some, but not lots. I'm cool with being a freak of nature if that means not having to shave my back and ass. Sounds like a bother.

Hahaha, I laughed so hard at that, Chris!

I don't think men have to be gorilla hairy for most women...please men, just don't shave your legs and underarms. You're supposed to have hair there and it's weird when you don't, like on purpose.

I've added Them! to my netflix queue.

Yay! Hope you like it!

I prefer less body hair on a man, but hairless on purpose is weird too.

I went to high school with a girl that wanted a completely hairless guy. Hairless like a woman.

I'm a hairy guy, but I have no hair on my back, chest (save for a little around mah nips and a few down the center, along with a happy trail), butt (save for da crack), and the rest of my beard doesn't connect to my mustache yet. The places that are hairy are pretty damn hairy. I have some on mah feets.

My last girlfriend said I had Hobbit feet.

You must have very hairy feet if you are a "hairy guy" but only have hair in the places you described.

I pruned the Secret Garden today after neglecting it for almost two weeks. Was starting too be more of a secret Jungle.

I am hoping my efforts have not been in vain.

That euphemism fails at euphemizing somehow : there's no way you can be alluding to anything other than what you aren't mentioning.

Actually, I thought she was talking about a garden for a few seconds, before recalling which thread I'm in.
It's been a long day.

Whoops, just walked into a conversation about hair.

I did not post these things in this thread. Someone who hates me must have hacked my account... probably the Aliens. We really do need to know who can protect us against them!! This is clear proof.

dammit i really post stupid things sometimes

You landscape down there? Harlot!

Annnd, that just made me remember you saying you'd help me with the yard work if you were near by a month ago or something.

See, the euphemism works just fine, it just needed time and the right people chiming into come to full circle fruition.

or something.

My boyfriend likes full 70's bush. I am a "burn the jungle to the ground" kind of person. This has been the weirdest sexual thing I have ever had to deal with. Weirder than the lamp and Stonehenge thing. We have compromised by my clear-cutting once a month (at a certain time when he has no access to the sanctuary) and the rest of the time, I have to let the jungle encroach.

One cool thing about it... I end up actually looking forward to my monthly visitor.

Weird how that works.

I haven't been able to trim my downstairs properly since I used my bikini trimmer to shave the cat. A least my pussy still looks neat and tidy. What? Perverts! Seriously though I need new bikini trimmers.

I shave my asshole and I don't know why.

Well, I shouldn't say he's MINE just because he's my roommate. But he is an asshole and I can't stop shaving him in his sleep.

I seriously miss you lady and think you need to treat us to your posts more often.

'lamp and Stonehenge thing' ?

I miss you too, Mena

_kit wrote:

'lamp and Stonehenge thing' ?

Blowtorch therapy.

I really miss you guys too! I do read here almost everyday, but I never have any time to post because I am always catching up!

I know, excuses, excuses.

My last boyfriend used to say "Shove a lamp up my ass and turn it on! Do it on Stonehenge during a firestorm!" at inappropriate times.

He was a strange guy.

So I ate and drank a good amount last night. We ate these Italian-Napoli style pizzas with extra garlic and anchovies. Last night I could feel the gas but couldn't relieve myself in the restroom. This morning I woke up as my friend was leaving and he could smell the bombs I left in his sister's room. It was pretty disgusting. I opened her window and sprayed what I could to get that smell out.

(This is also an embarrassing admission)

I have all sorts of uncomfortable razor burn. I have no real body hair except for when it comes to my bits. Thats where manscaping is a must.

"Yeah cum in my ass! Right in my ass! I leave it in there! I keep it all in there the next day and tell somebody I like at the grocery store! Ooops! Heeheehee!"

What some weirdo girl said in a fitness video my neighbor was watching.

I found the post above me strangely arousing.

The strangest part, I think, is the "oops". Oops what? Oops you weren't supposed to tell anybody you do that, or oops you don't mean to do that? Oops what?

I had some good red wine and some really wonderfully wonderful QUALITY TIME with my husband and now he's snoring, so I'm gonna stay up for several hours reading because I don't have to wake up early tomorrow. It's adorable when he snores because it's not a big loud honkin snore, just a soft one that I'm able to sleep through. Everything he does is adorable, actually.

Sex.

I just realised there's something in the lines of my fuck buddy's face that makes him look like my dad. That's creepy and I'll have to forget I noticed that.

Or, you know, just tell me I'm wrong.

I would say that his nose, jaw and hair line are all extremely similar. In fact that only noticeable difference between the two is their lips and weird scruff.