TMI

Obviously Dean is in a whole different league. Fuck it, on a whole different scale, even.

No.

James Dean is not impressed with

This Guy

Looks like a guy who would fuck your cat and blame the neighbors.

Okay.

I don't get you girls at all most days.

The celebrity's that get me hot are so much less perfect than that.

I like the way a person moves, or smiles, or thinks, or speaks, or the way they gesture with their hands. And looking good just falls in after that.

He's not perfect. He looks dorky.

And this^

Speaking of... Javier Bardem

HE can get it, but he already gets it from Penelope Cruz.

You know who could Get It?

Here;

Wrong thread, whatever, same conversation, basically.

Approved.

And him.

Charisma?

I think fucking so.

I swear I don't have a thing for musicians.

I mean, I'm heading to 32, I would know that by now if it was the case?

Works. And Dallas Green. Who can get it? People with such fucking awesome voices.

Voices.

You know what I like?

Hands. fingers and palms and creases and lines and thumbs. And wrists. And forearms and elbows and biceps and veins and pulses and armpits too even. and all the rest.

Hands, definitely.

torture,

makes it better, make it worth everything and all things, when it does happen

makes you sink into the pattern and sad halfhearted cynicism of meaningless when it doesn't

"Oh, sun, come out today!" It said, "I will not shine."
You begged the moon to light your way. It said, "I must decline.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=iA9LcRqexao&NR=1

Only love gives you weight. Only love can keep you waiting.
Only love makes you weightless.

.

This is why I love you.

Click the link and listen to the whole song, Irina.

I couldn't get the video to work.

I did. I like it a lot.

The next song on the album. One of, but not my most favorite on this album. And what a follow up to Weightless? Breakdown.

Ghost in the making is the pinnacle of that album, imho.

Heart like a balloon, and it's getting bigger

Their albums are journey's. Poetry. Truly must be taken whole to be appreciated.

One of these day's Noah will yell at me about this, either that or he has never heard of it.

I'll be listening to this and do my homework.

I think James Deen is quite cute for a porn star! He's pretty sleazy though. I did say "So long as we didn't have to have sex" remember. He's not so bad looking though. I haven't watched the trailer for The Canyons yet, it looks shiiiiit from pictures though, so cheap and nasty.

He is cute enough.

I just don't have a clue who he is, or was, or anything.

Don't worry about me not knowing who someone is, I don't know who anyone is. People have to literally prompt me with movies and bands and who knows what trying to jog up a person to mind for me. Not kidding. More often than not entire conversations are derailed just trying help me know who someone is. It does not embarrass me anymore, as I have learned the mind can only hold five to ten-ish things in working memory, to be called on and be thoroughly knowledgeable at will about, and a couple dozen handfuls else in latent memory. the rest takes actual effort. And I have just chosen to not make knowledge of specific people my efforts. I would have more friends if I did. I'm a dork.

He's a porn star.

He's essentially male Sasha Gray. Which is to say a naked hype machine.

And yet everyone loves him with Stoya.

I think that's because his tweets about her are so endearing. I don't even know why I know all of this except for seeing random tumblr shit on my dashboard. He has this whole boy-next-door thing, which is rare for a male porn star, which is why I think he's so famous right now.

This thread is gross now.

Speaking of porn though, people ought to know not to register on video sites with the screen name they use for everything else. I googled my ex's screen name out of sheer boredom and this is what came up.

Because I shrunk it, I will list DVD rental titles here:

More Than A Woman
My Chick's Dick
More Than A Woman 8
Shemale Samba
Bareback Mount-Him
Teenage Transexuals 3
One Hung Bitch

I know a few girls that go crazy over James Deen. Jewish-looking kid with a big cock who can apparently make girls, porn actresses even, climax way before they should. That's how they explained it to me.

I'd kill for Sasha's eyebrows, though.

I've not seen James Deen in porn except the onslaught of GIFs whenever you Google him. I've not really watched porn though, I find it very uncomfortable and not sexy.

lolololol

I've never heard of James Deen so I went from thinking he was a typoed James Dean to the goofy but cute looking star of the latest Disney movie about a boy's adventures with his talking CGI dog to a porn star... but I don't really believe this guys does porn. I could google it, I guess, but it'd rather just tell you guys you're all wrong about this young man who is clearly going to be the guest star next week in iCarly.

I'm sorry, what?

thank you

Good to know I'm not the only one.

Courtesy of tumblr alll day every day
(it was really hard to find work safe.)

Now I am going to have to become the greatest porn star of all time.

That guy has some ridiculously hairy forearms. It's like he took Popeye's Propecia.

Porn actresses are encouraged to hold their orgasms for awhile I'm told. Saving it for near the end, and all.

Boring.

You do know they're actresses, though, right?

Googled Sasha Grey and she looks like this girl I used to go to school with only the girl I knew was Hispanic.

Yeah, but they're also women. They can orgasm. Real orgasms aren't always as... appealing as fake ones on camera. Some women shriek or make weird faces, and others just become unresponsive for awhile.

lol say what there, buddy?

Go to efukt for some examples.

I'd say the main problem with porn, in general, is how it gives such a false representation of actual sex.

Puts an ideal and idea of how it is into boys, and girls too, heads that just leads to personal dishonesty of what is or should be fun and creates disappointment.

Wait you mean you dont just jackhammer way and cram your hand in any hole you can as hard as you can?

Isaac...

I think she meant that real orgasms are always more appealing... to the person having them.

Oh, pffft. Of course.

I meant it puts false ideas into the heads of the inexperienced.

People who have't had much sex yet should watch reruns of Real Sex or something instead of porn. That show can get pretty hot and you actually learn things.

Isaac hates it when women orgasm. I read it on the internet!