TMI
I have had cats since I was 7 and I've never heard one fart. Not even when they're old.
Me neither. Because they don't. Because they're girls.
EXACTLY!
These last few posts are Cult gold.
They're not audible but they stink, I think it's just before he needs to poo and it whiffs. I've heard Henry fart though and once he had diarrhoea in the garden and it was making terrible comedy noises, sounded awful bless him.
Seriously, I think I really was worried that men think ALL women love and are capable of that stuff. That's all. So, there was some truth. But, I don't think its a sin to do it, if adults are consensual. She never really says if it's intended as a joke. Is she risque or real?
I'm real. I lead a very open and experimental sex life. It's not as odd as it seems. My partner is very into pushing boundaries and exploring, so I made a pact with him to try anything once. If I find it's too much/too overwhelming, etc, we don't do it again.
All women are capable of doing this sort of thing, if they so choose, however. The reason it came about was because I'm not very comfortable with anal sex. Hell, no, I'm not going to be coy because this entire thread is about sex and butts so I don't think it's weird to combine them both in this discussion. I'm sure I'm not the only girl who has been there/attempted to go there/had a man try to talk her into it.
At first I found the entire idea unappealing and painful, like most people. Conventional "trying" just resulted in a lot of me yelling and jumping away from him. But it's something he really seemed to want to do, so I kept at trying to think of different ways to get it done. I even went so far as to ask all of my gay friends "How the HELL do you do this all the time?!"
The best way, for me, was to let him buy me toys and to experiment on my own, at my own pace and comfort without any pressure. I've found that most of it is all mental- the pain and discomfort. It's mostly a fear that if it hurts in the beginning, it will continue to hurt and hurt worse somehow. And then of course there's a question of cleanliness and uh, worse.
If you can move past that though, a lot is possible. I've found that rather than length, the real issue with this sort of thing is diameter, which I can't imagine/have no desire to go crazy with. There's just an external and internal sphincter (Waynes World reference here,) and if you can comfortable bypass them, you can really do whatever you want.
I don't mean to go into too much detail and make people uncomfortable, but I just want to make it clear I'm not "trolling" at all. And that I am in no means trying to act as if I've accomplished some ginormous feat of strength that other women couldn't. Simply being open about something new and TMI-ish, and taking this chance to be as educational as I can about this sort of thing, on the off chance it helps anyone out in the future.
Anyway, to further the weirdness, we finally accomplished the taboo act last night with no toys, pain, or discomfort. Now that I'm mentally comfortable with the idea of it and know what to expect it was a lot simpler than I had imagined. He was happy, so I was happy.
I'm a total poop/fart phobic person but cats are cute enough to bypass that. The faces my kitten used to make when he was concentrating were the funniest most adorable things ever.
I appreciate your post Skydoll, not because it informs me of anything I don't already know about sex, but because I appreciate people who can talk maturely about the subject of sex in general.
It sounds to me like you and your partner are experimenting from a place of trust and respect, and not from a place of pressure, expectations or guilt tripping. Which is pretty much the main key to good sex, no matter what sort of sex it is.
It sounds to me like you and your partner are experimenting from a place of trust and respect, and not from a place of pressure, expectations or guilt tripping. Which is pretty much the main key to good sex, no matter what sort of sex it is.
Amen, honey.
TMI: I think my biological clock must be ticking, because if I could still make babies, my body is telling me to make baby now, today, every day, try, try, try. I'm sure it's a cyclical thing.
That happened to me for the first time the other week, but then I remembered how expensive babies are, and I'm not even cool with committing to a cell phone contract. I just want a mini-guy.
It sounds to me like you and your partner are experimenting from a place of trust and respect, and not from a place of pressure, expectations or guilt tripping. Which is pretty much the main key to good sex, no matter what sort of sex it is.
Thank you. I try to be mature and open about it when the opportunity arises, however, usually the receiving end looks at me like I'm a psycho. Don't ask if you don't wanna know! Haha.
That is awesome. I can't wait! hahaha
Well as long as I have someone willing to try as hard as I am with me.
Also when I say mature, I mean not at all, because last night opened the door to my boyfriend doing this all day
Skydoll I love you. In a non p and v kind of way. You make me feel like I am not alone with the open sexuality. I talk to my friends openly about sex and some of them dont care but others freak out.
I am comfortable with sexuality and it seems to freak people out. Makes the sex a hell of a lot better when you can communicate with a partner though.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I feel numb. I need contact with another person. Like even a hug would be awesome.
Also, I want to masturbate to some really weird stuff, but as always, my roommate will not leave the room.
Sparkplugs and canola oil?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Maybe your roommate's always waiting for you to leave so he can fapsturbate?
I get that feeling a lot lately, it sucks.
Nope, I go to class and have a social life, so I am barely ever here.
Also Tuffy, stop spying on my through the window, it's creepy.
Shit moods all around. Been driving around and wondering around smoking to much because I cant find anything better to do.
Someone come hug me too.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Someone come hug me too.
DEATHHUG!
The back of my knees are sweating. My legs are super hot for some reason.
yeah, we know *rolls eyes*
yeah, we know *rolls eyes*
haha oh man, I'm embarrassed now.
don´t be, you´re right.
yeah, we know *rolls eyes*
haha oh man, I'm embarrassed now.
'haha, so embarrassed' *changes into daisy dukes*
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I get that feeling a lot lately, it sucks.
Same here.
When I got my latest hooray of the day, I got really horny. I felt accomplished and wanted to fuck someone.
yeah, we know *rolls eyes*
haha oh man, I'm embarrassed now.
'haha, so embarrassed' *changes into daisy dukes*
hahaha no, I was in my underwear
Baught Condoms for the first time in years. I had So many choices but Fire and Ice didnt seem like a good idea.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Who are you sexing?
Did somebody say....Conky??
No one right now. But I figured might as well get them now so I dont have to scramble.
Armor, thin, ecstasy, fire and ice, and a multipack. I got the Magnum thins, and a really funny look from the cashier.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Because ewwwlol you're gonna be inside someone, maybe.
Not with my luck
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
that's a lotta condoms to buy if you're gonna have that attitude
I just got the one box. I am going to make some strange balloon animals.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Seriously, I think I really was worried that men think ALL women love and are capable of that stuff. That's all. So, there was some truth. But, I don't think its a sin to do it, if adults are consensual. She never really says if it's intended as a joke. Is she risque or real?
I'm real. I lead a very open and experimental sex life. It's not as odd as it seems. My partner is very into pushing boundaries and exploring, so I made a pact with him to try anything once. If I find it's too much/too overwhelming, etc, we don't do it again.
All women are capable of doing this sort of thing, if they so choose, however. The reason it came about was because I'm not very comfortable with anal sex. Hell, no, I'm not going to be coy because this entire thread is about sex and butts so I don't think it's weird to combine them both in this discussion. I'm sure I'm not the only girl who has been there/attempted to go there/had a man try to talk her into it.
At first I found the entire idea unappealing and painful, like most people. Conventional "trying" just resulted in a lot of me yelling and jumping away from him. But it's something he really seemed to want to do, so I kept at trying to think of different ways to get it done. I even went so far as to ask all of my gay friends "How the HELL do you do this all the time?!"
The best way, for me, was to let him buy me toys and to experiment on my own, at my own pace and comfort without any pressure. I've found that most of it is all mental- the pain and discomfort. It's mostly a fear that if it hurts in the beginning, it will continue to hurt and hurt worse somehow. And then of course there's a question of cleanliness and uh, worse.
If you can move past that though, a lot is possible. I've found that rather than length, the real issue with this sort of thing is diameter, which I can't imagine/have no desire to go crazy with. There's just an external and internal sphincter (Waynes World reference here,) and if you can comfortable bypass them, you can really do whatever you want.
I don't mean to go into too much detail and make people uncomfortable, but I just want to make it clear I'm not "trolling" at all. And that I am in no means trying to act as if I've accomplished some ginormous feat of strength that other women couldn't. Simply being open about something new and TMI-ish, and taking this chance to be as educational as I can about this sort of thing, on the off chance it helps anyone out in the future.
Anyway, to further the weirdness, we finally accomplished the taboo act last night with no toys, pain, or discomfort. Now that I'm mentally comfortable with the idea of it and know what to expect it was a lot simpler than I had imagined. He was happy, so I was happy.
Cool.
Was talking about the 14 inches not being everyone's cup of tea.
***edit- It isn't for everyone. It's one of the top causes for hemorrhoids. http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hemorrhoids/DS00096/DSECTION=causes
I will never forget. After med school, my mom treated a friend, who dropped out of our senior class to marry a man 17 yrs older. My friend was trying to please her husband's fascination. He stopped because he found out it was causing her damage. Just because a woman has a hole, doesn't mean it's to be filled. Case in point- we all have ears too. It's actually more sexually pleasurable for a man to receive anal sex, because of their anatomy. But, its up to the person what they enjoy. Sex can be a mind game-its up your imagination, as long as no one gets hurt.***
Once again,
Be freaky and free.
I apologize for being passive aggressive. I learned a little about myself on that post. Today I forgave a guy for yelling at me, while he cut me off , by 3 or 4 inches, in a parking lot.
I told him, I understand, slow down and it's a tough world.
He took a deep breath and said, "I'm sorry." And that was that.
The human touch really is important.
Whatever Whore!
The Magnums are the best.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Why are so many of those things named for combat?
"Magnum"
"Armor"
"Trojan"
"Fire and Ice"
There should be one called "Dagger" or "Sword" or how about "Head On A Pike"?
If they didn't have really hardcore names, you guys would probably feel super emasculated.
I wish there were nicer named brands, like "Flower", "Butterfly". "Sunshine". Those are for love making. "Dagger" is for fucking.
I actually checked to see if female condoms have names like that.
I'm very surprised they don't. Instead they sound like European soccer teams.
How do those things work?
nevermind, I just watched an instructional video. It looks uncomfortable and like a lot of trouble.
yeah, I would like to know the sales figures on those things becasue I really don't know who's buying them
Yeah those things suck.
Condoms suck but babies and crotch rott are worse.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Again I say, "Cats fart?"
Also: Cult Meetups have been many. Cult Hookups also.
This is why we can't have nice things.