TMI
Too much. Too much. Too much.
14 inches...how is that even possible.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Yeah, that's just... no.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Your large intestine is like 6 feet long, dude. That's a fully grown man. Put that image in your head and enjoy it.
No I mean I cant imagine a dick that big. I thought I was well hung.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
That's not the horrifying part.
Nooo. We have problems because he's big, but he's not THAT big. We did like a practice thing, with some stuff... Okay I thought I wanted to get that TMI off my chest but now I'm like all flushed and red and I don't want to talk about it any more. Today I've learned I'm not an open individual.
Yes I see what I did there because it's hilarious.
I am confused, but impressed. Very impressed
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I'm pretty confused, too. So... your partner's dick is 14 inches long? But he's not that big (according to your anus)?
Also, about this 6 foot long intestine, are you implying that there could possibly be a really, really flexible, silly-straw-like, 6-foot-long penis out there?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
you know, when a woman and her a dildo love each other very very much...
I have to stop checking this thread.
I need to go bleach my brain now or something.
Yeah, me confused too? 14 inches and not that big? Are you able to sit down normaly after the anal without pain? I would in no way attempt that with that length. My bottom hurts just thinking about that. And thus whole intestine thing thrown in there has gone beyond my comprehension I think? OUCH!
Whatever Whore!
None of this makes any goddamned sense.
Someone says "14inch penis" and I say bullshit I need pix with ruling marks because that's To Your Damn Knees, Mang.
sidebar:
I had a pal in highschool - played football when I did - nicknamed "Dodgerdog" because of the footlong hotdogs served at Dodger stadium. He was actually ... bigger than the footlong hotdogs served at Dodger stadium, but you can't nickname someone "OH GOD! Get it AWAY FROM ME!"
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She was quite clear.
How are you guys so confused?
Why am I looking in here again?
My whole ARM is 15 inches long.
She said "14 inch practice run with other household items".
essentially.
Also, about this 6 foot long intestine, are you implying that there could possibly be a really, really flexible, silly-straw-like, 6-foot-long penis out there?
Yeah, don't see how that's possible either.
Maybe she is trolling?
Is that the correct term for it?
Looking for hook up with a cult member (pun intended), in an oblique manner?
And is it really a she? Because a she would know that's a ridiculous statement. Just seems like things a teenage boy would say, because he thinks he knows things about the female body, sort of statement.
Its absurd.
In any case, thanks for the topic. And good luck with your Monty Python (again with the puns) flying circus sex-o-rama in the kitchen.
Also, about this 6 foot long intestine, are you implying that there could possibly be a really, really flexible, silly-straw-like, 6-foot-long penis out there?
Yeah, don't see how that's possible either.
Maybe she is trolling?
Is that the correct term for it?
Looking for hook up with a cult member (pun intended), in an oblique manner?
And is it really a she? Because a she would know that's a ridiculous statement. Just seems like things a teenage boy would say, because he thinks he knows things about the female body, sort of statement.
Its absurd.
In any case, thanks for the topic. And good luck with your Monty Python (again with the puns) flying circus sex-o-rama in the kitchen.
These are some pretty fucking strong accusations to be making. Kind of rude as well.
And it's like Pepper said, 14 inch toy/item to practice before anal with her man. And as someone who has spent a lot of time on the internet, I can honestly say that doesn't really surprise me at all. I've seen crazier shit.
IT WAS A DILDO.
That was supposed to be a classy Englishman taking a bow but now it just looks like he's getting ready. Sigh. Why, of all things in this thread, was my post the weird one? Like Fano said, I've seen so much weirder.
She said 14inch anal sex. Didn't mention a man's willy, you guys all have giant willies on the brain.
This is you. This is what you all look like.
Dildo=/=sex
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Don't say that in front of a lesbian
I'm mad I was so flustered at this before because I could have set up a hilarious story about an arm or a midget or something.
You missed a god set up. And I I realized it was a dildo but I was hoping for something more.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Still none of this makes any goddamned sense.
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Something phallic was inserted into a butt.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
in a test run-ish manor.
Although, to be honest, I just had my eyes closed and was thinking of a far off place. He now thinks my body is a science experiment and seems to be approaching sex as a child might approach a bug in a jar.
That is exactly how I like my sex.
i made myself laugh out loud
...God I need a better sex life.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
You know what's great? Tuesday sex is great. It really is. Now I'm hyped up and not going to be able to sleep, but I doan care about that part.
Sex doesn't make you sleepy? I just conk right out immediately.
For sure, sometimes it does make me sleepy. I've been kinda hyped up all day for some reason.
...Tuesday sex?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Rude? I didn't know that this was the High Tea with the Queen of England and her 14 inch dildo thread. I'll try to class it up a bit.
My questioning Skydoll's sexual integrity is rude. Liberum69's insightful analytic retort is rude. Pica's rolling pin is rude.
Skydoll's penis hat is not rude.
I don't hate Skydoll, it's raunchy but funny. Thanks again for the topic. Roasting is one of the hallmarks of American comedy. Consider her roasted with cornbread stuffing (again pun).
And dear god, I'm hoping that men really don't think women are capable of doing that, just because they saw a contortionist hopped up on nitrate inhalants and heroin, on a redtube clip.
Perhaps the trolling thing was much(sorry if I'm wrong, am I though?), but has no one on this site ever met offline,and hooked up? Ever? That's not as far fetched as the dildo/device of multiple pleasures, in question.
I wish I could meet up with some of these folks. And not for hook up reasons. And yes many people have met.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I mean this in all seriousness. Newgirl, are you ok today?
Yep. There have been many a meetup. I haven't though. I often wish we could all sell something together to get enough money for a giant trip for all of us.
That's cool. Cult needs a convention.
Comic Con can't have all the fun.
Vegas babe!
Yep. There have been many a meetup. I haven't though. I often wish we could all sell something together to get enough money for a giant trip for all of us.
Yeah, I was pretty irritable the other day, for that post. I'm a grump. So I know I was harsh. But, I don't think I'm much more out of line than a few others.
Like your name says, you are new. We dont all know your personality yet so we are not sure wahts aggressive and whats not.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Yup. You're right.
I'll keep it light.
Seriously, I think I really was worried that men think ALL women love and are capable of that stuff. That's all. So, there was some truth. But, I don't think its a sin to do it, if adults are consensual. She never really says if it's intended as a joke. Is she risque or real? Not for me to judge. Not my business who she hooks up with either.
Be freaky and free.
But hey, I'll watch my verbiage. Most folks here are funny, some I've connected with are inspiring and some are surprisingly fascinating.
I'm really strong at defending folks, a very loyal friend.
Just watching out for my ladies, who I'm sure can defend themselves. Moving along...
Now, wish I still had my 1st ed. She Hulk from elementary school.
The dog finally pooped.
WHHHHOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWw
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
My brother's rottweiler, Sasha, poots smell like tires set on fire.
This new kitten does stupendously revolting farts, they fill the whole room!
Anal sex. 14 inches.
That's way over the top TMI and everything but I have no one else to tell, so uh, yes, there's that.