TMI
I would put this in Embarrassing Admissions if it was about me, but you can see it's not.
Your friend gets me.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
It could also be in the First World Problem thread.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
That happens to me but I'm always too tired to masturbate again. I've never masturbated twice in the same day.
She was talking about eating something weird that didn't feel good and then laughed about it after.
Your friend? Uh huh, sure...
Your friend? Uh huh, sure...
He's talking about Tyler
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I feel that if that was the case, she would've preemptively gone to the bathroom and spread her cheeks, like in Justin's original post.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Wow. Good for you.
I know the feeling. All sorts of gas this weekend.
ANd if you havnt jerked it twice in one day your missing out.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
really?
I guess it's a perk of being a woman, I did it four times consecutively yesterday.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Rise and shine, fap and nap. Twice a day is a good day.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
From experience, even 3 times a day is pushing it. By that point not even enjoyable. It feels all raw.
Not satisfied 'til blood lol.
I would like to pick Chenoa's guyfriend's brain for knowledge. If he can naturally make women comfortable enough to do this, there may be something to learn there.
Oh its easy, you just dont be a creep about it and it works out sometimes.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I've never had a threesome. Not to sure if I'd want to, but maybe. Have had girl on girl action and it was enjoyable. My sex life is so routine right now that I could puke. And did you know menopause can make your Kooka sore? Well it can and mine is. So when I haven't touched myself and my husband hasn't for ten days, like when he was just out of town, so we get home from the airport and start messing around. Sore Kooka!! Feels like I've been masturbating for ten days straight and multiple times per day. I looked it up and it is the menopause. So how are you suppose to get off if Mrs. Clitoris is sore? I have to find a solution for this. Anyone?? And yes I do know of the G spot, but for every time that is not good for me. Too much more concentration. I feel like I'm sexually challenged. Pepper, where's the charts!
Whatever Whore!
Kooka? That's a new one...
The things you people expect me to have learning materials just lying around about...
*Grumble, hold on...*
I guess I have really resilient junk, because I can go five times in a day without any problems.
Hey my Kooka is normally really resilient too, but teh menopause has turned it into a real pussy!! Ha!
Whatever Whore!
I honestly want my boyfriend to have sex with me more. we just have different libidos and even though our sex is really good, this once or twice a week just doesn't do it for me right now.
it's actually a bit of a hindrance because we get in bed and cuddle and I'm like "okay let's lead into sex" but it doesn't always happen and I feel guilty for expecting all that from him.
halp.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Have you guys talked about it?
"I need moar of the sexing" has always worked on me.
Also, 11.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Wouldn't that take the whole day?
I was told 17 times from one guy the other day. Those must have been short and sweet.
I couldn't say how many times I've gone in one day. 4 or 5 maybe.
If I had a boyfriend at my beck and call I would like to be having sex everyday please, k thanks.
Yeah, that's the point.
A whole day set aside special.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Pay for a really nice hotel room. No interruptions. No clean up. No need to leave the room. It's great.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Yeah, that's the point.
I could go twice a day. I have gone two rounds in a day for a couple weeks solid.
Why wouldnt a guy want to have sex? You're all cute girls. smack him around a little Cammie.
Jesus I need a friend to help give orgasms too.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
When my last boyfriend left and moved back to his hometown, we spent that weekend together. Noon till noon, that is. Had sex 10 times in 24 hours, give or take 1h. It was glorious, and then I cried after he got on the bus.
Still, it was the most serious, ok relationship I've had.
I have had 24 hours of sex, it was crazy.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I also have the annoying habit to wake the guy up several times during the night, because I can't sleep if I share the bed, and then I'd rather go for another round than toss and turn until the morning.
Then again, it's been ages since I had a boyfriend, and (Amber and Alecia are going to love this) he was 5 years older.
I think all the ladies just need to tell their guys that they want more sex more often in more ways and more places at more times.
Doesn't have to be a huge pressure for them to mix up the entire world either, just a small change or variation can work wonders.
"hey, since we are making out and being lovely, let's do it over here leaned against the dresser instead of heading to the bed, babe."
Also enjoying being sexual without it leading to intercourse every time, can be pleasant if expectations are let go of.
If the guys are sane and healthy their faces will light up like Christmas.
I mean I like mixing it up, I like trying new things. I LOVE forplay. But with xia she always kind of rushed things and only tried new things here and there. The size difference didnt help but still.
THe only crazy girl I dated, the sex was great, lots of places and new things. She was just looney.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
THe only crazy girl I dated, the sex was great, lots of places and new things. She was just looney.
I hope guys don't think I'm looney just because I'm amazing in bed...hahaha (This comment would have been funnier with my serious expression)
Pepper, I like that advice.
Whatever Whore!
MY ROOMMATE LEFT THE ROOM AFTER 3 DAYS!
lqtm
I am watching the Voice.
No masturbating.
No sex.
None of that.
I guess I must be out of testosterone.
This is why we can't have nice things.
No masturbating.
No sex.
None of that.
I guess I must be out of testosterone.
Old Man, No longer Dirty
I generally don't masturbate because I like to be somewhat pent up when sex happens.
So my TMI for the day is that I picked/scratched at my nose so hard it bled last night, and didn't realize that I was a blood fountain when I woke up and patted the carpet looking for something. Time to break outhe carpet cleaner for like 6 hours.
I've seen so much Bowser, Zangief, and Ralph porn already that there's now way I can go see that Wreck-It Ralph movie without it being an awkward experience.
Aw there's no reason you can't still be friends.
This, to an extent. I always think- would I like to have good sex later or just get off by myself right now?
I'v also, in the past, discovered ones state of mind and energy level can be very interestingly altered by prolonged purposeful celibacy, including celibacy from masturbating.
I touched my friends dick today.
In a good way?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
With your tongue?
My friend told me that he hates when he's watching porn and he finds a better movie after he's already finished.