TMI
Close, but nope. And most of the focus was on me. I felt pretty special.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
I love how Noah is rooting for Chenoa's g-spot orgasm...This might be an embarrassing admission.
Hahahaha, love it.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Hey a good orgasm is important. I have spent a lot of time learning to do it right.
How did this go down? drunken, planned, bored?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
You guys went three on one on the orgasm and still couldn't beat it?
I say you keep adding people until you accomplish your mission.
Second.
I am going to need a bottle of honey whiskey, a pack of smokes, cheap wine, lots of lube and two volunteers. We are all meeting at Chenoa's place and I am going to show everyone how to get this done...
Or just get drunk and tell stories.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Hahahaha, geeze... Look what I've done.
It wasn't really drunken or planned. There was some alcohol involved, but none of us were hammered. The guy I've been sleeping with gave me a heads up that he was flirting with this chic at the party and after talking with her and checking out her nice ass several times through the night, I took the guy aside and asked if he'd like to make the suggestion (because he and I have talked about it before). Eventually, she and I ended up in his bedroom and he just joined us later.
Also, that was my first time with a female. Not too bad, I must say.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Or just get drunk and tell stories.
Ummm, I'm curious about this line-up you've mentioned... Why volunteers? Oh, probably because of Xia. That makes sense. Haha
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
I am proud of you. Everyne need some fun sex. And Ya Xia wouldnt be too cool with me being involved. Unless she was involved.
She did tell me that I should do porn in a serious way. Which was kind of odd.
I need to get another one going soon. The cards are there an everything.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
This guy definitely brings me out of my shell. I've been very adventurous lately. It feels good, mostly because of all those years I felt so stifled.
And yeah, get on it, Noah!
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Xias work schedual makes it hard to have another lady friend over.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
girl-girl-guy threesomes are awesome. I had lotsa fun during mine. GO CHENOA!
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
The closest I ever got to a threesome for real was this chick that turned out to be just trying to look cool in front of other people.
I forget her name. It was before we were married. If I am remembering properly James had already been with her while we were separated. Also, oddly, she had a child by an ex of mine that had been stalking me a couple years before, but that connection wasn't made right away. I spent weeks flirting with her, to the point that she would shyly sit on my lap and cuddle me and let me whisper things to her even in front of people, then when it came to when I actually invited her home she cease and desisted everything and acted all stupid and shocked.
All the other times turned out to be girls not actually interested in me, just him. So screw them. Or not, because I didn't.
Ah well.
Girl-girl-girl-guy is kinda special, too.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Drew-Alecia is my favorite, ever.
I'd get in on that, but, you know...
This is why we can't have nice things.
hehehe
I have one shameful threesome story that only a select few will ever know.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Well Tell The Cult. I mean that just sounds Like a good story to me.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
We ARE a select few!!
that night is between him and his hands.
I'll just say that it was MFF (FMF?) and the shameful part was not performance based. More decision based.
I didn't select you.
That'd've been a better decision.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
If he doesn't tell it, I'm going to assume it in involved his brother's girlfriend. And her boyfriend.
er, hawt?
No Damien. Not this time.
Oh, brother.
I didn't mean for you to actually go through with it Lib.
Goddamn. Ask me to clarify if I am joking next time. *kids these days*
You people are gross.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
TMI: Chenoa's story turned me on.
Kind of goes without saying, but hey. This is the TMI thread. Deal.
No problem. It still turns me on.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
First thing I did after coming back from school was masturbate. Didn't even bother to take my clothes off.
Last class was hell, we were translating Poe, I was reading J.K.Rowling and picturing all sorts of things.
Jerked off this morning after being blue balled last night. Was really just depressing.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Can we get back to talking about boogers and peeing in the shower instead of talking about diddling your naughty bits?
I ate a rotten apple.
Can I talk about poop?
Yes, of course.
well I have been picking my nose a lot cuz i have these horrible thick dry boogers that actually hurt being in my nose....and I took a poop after that last post. It felt good.
I;m not masturbating right now!
This is why we can't have nice things.
I've got IBS! And I have been farting like a trooper.
I was blasting some nasty ones yesterday. I'm surprised i didn't hear any complaints.
poopin while cultin
also, I went out for a friend's birthday and my boyfriend came along and when we went home I was like oh god I worked out today and didn't shower I bet I smell down there.
one good quick whore's bath solved that though.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
This girl I've been talking to farted in front of me last night, so I'm guessing she has absolutely no romantic feelings for me, right?
Either that or it's love...
This is why we can't have nice things.
She's obviously comfortable enough with you.
Or she has no manners.
Yeah. She must be a yankee.
(just kidding, gawsh!)
In what context was the Fart released? And what was the aftermath response?
Maybe she couldn't hold it and didn't want to implode
Well done. I hope someone got the job done thistime.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy