TMI
LOL I don't have a cervix anymore.
You're so beyond lucky, Alecia.
Along with becoming self lubricated, the vagina expands when the woman is sufficiently turned on, and becomes longer, in order to better accept the penis.
Having the cervix hit can be quite painful, if it is a rotten angle. It can also be very pleasant, if it is a nice angle.
When a woman is sexually aroused, a variety of changes take place in her genitals and elsewhere on her body. Many women aren’t aware of these changes, but understanding them can help make sex a more enjoyable experience, by giving women and their partners a better sense of what to expect, and alerting a woman to changes in her sexual response.
During arousal, blood flow to the genitals increases. The increased blood flow helps to spur the production of vaginal lubrication, and causes swelling in the clitoris, labia minora, labia majora, and vagina. How much lubrication a woman produces varies widely and also from one sexual encounter to the next, since stress, hormonal fluctuations and even common medications like antihistamines all can affect it. The amount of vaginal lubrication that a woman produces may also vary throughout her menstrual cycle, as well as with age.
As arousal continues, the labia minora and majora may swell in size and deepen their natural color. The vagina expands and lengthens, too, as the uterus is pulled upward into the body, changing the position of the cervix. As arousal continues, the vaginal opening tightens and the clitoris retracts underneath the clitoral hood, protecting the nerve-rich clitoris from direct stimulation, which may feel uncomfortable. Feelings of tingling, throbbing, and fullness may be felt throughout the pelvic area.
The vagina! More than meets the eye!
I'd hope the vagina wasn't meating anyones eyes.
I sneezed on the floor.
gross.
It's conversations like these that make me think a vagina is gonna eat me someday like in American Gods.
Doesn't that happen most of the times? Hitting the cervix, I mean. It's not like it's that far inside.
Xia was told by her doctor that she has a very small vagina. And I hit it at the wrong angle. SHe said it felt like I punched her in the lady bits.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Okay. I'll give you that. If you hit it from underneath, then it hurts like a motherfucker.
and we all know Noah has a huge one.
TMI and buzzkill: I got my monthly bill which means my weekend plans are ruined.
btw guys, the cervix is, on average, about 4-6 inches from the opening of the vagina.
my evolution of human mating systems class gets me turned on. I always go home and masturbate afterwards. that's so weeeeird.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Maybe when aroused, Cammie. If I stick one finger in right now, I can touch it.
goingtosleepnowthxbai
TMI and buzzkill: I got my monthly bill which means my weekend plans are ruined.
Thank you...
And everyone needs there red wings. Just got for it.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
that sex doctor lady once told me that arousal slows your period in some women. so just clean it out and get sexy
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Thats the best way to handle it.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I know in my twenties, I didn't mind doing the nasty when I was on my period. Later though, when my periods were total nightmares with my satanic vagina, I wouldn't let Bob get anywhere near me. I had a hysterectomy two years ago. It was such freedom to have sex without condoms and knowing I would not get pregnant, so Bob could let things go. Well this may be TMI, but I'm just not that down with it anymore. Even though sex is great and all, I don't like walking around with a pantiliner or wad of toilet paper in my panties because......I usually can't pee right after sex and even if I do, all of his stuffs doesn't come out right away, hence the pantiliner or toilet paper. Or the dreaded leak out on clean panties. I especially hate this if I've just taken a shower right before sex. The come back out semens grosses me when sex is over.
Whatever Whore!
Haha I know exactly what you mean! Since my hysterectomy it's pretty much a dead end, so like 15 minutes later or if I happen to shift just the right way, it's like THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHIN' THERE TO REMIND MEEEEEE...
Sure is nice not to worry about getting knocked up or going on the rag, though.
Yes I do love the NO RAGGING FO Sho!
Whatever Whore!
Thank you Alecia and Whinnie.
i will never again here that song the same now.
i will never again here that song the same now.
Hey Pepper, we had to spread that love 
LOL
Whatever Whore!
Throw a towell down or work it out in the shower and its all good.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Noah won't let a little body fluid ruin his evening ever.
Shit I have tampons under my sink and in my car just incase my friends of the lady variety need one. I have better things to worry about than a spaghetti sauce on my noodle.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
That is actually very thoughtful, in a weird creepy sort of way. You don't just have the because of living with Xia? You actually keep that stuff around just thinking of friends?
I know us girls just sort of have a universal understanding with each other- it is pretty much acceptable to ask any woman you see around you for help in an emergency situation from the monthly friend, and the woman asked will do anything in her power in that exact moment to help- you just don't turn down another woman asking for a pad or tampon if you have one to give- if you don't have one it is looks of true apologies and empathy given.
not that being approached by strangers in the respect is common, just when it does happen.
That reminds me, I found a full pack of tampons in the pocket behind my car seat. Don't know who they belong to, but I'm officially ready for any camping emergency.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
TMI and buzzkill: I got my monthly bill which means my weekend plans are ruined.
Thank you...
And everyone needs there red wings. Just got for it.
Got those or have handed those out..? It's just one of those times when it's reaally bad.
That migraine/vertigo headache I had yesterday was a hormonal headache and now I have a shit ton of blood and pain where I can barely sit down like a normal person. Thank god for painkillers or I would have died at school today with every cramp.
I thought you actually had some bills to pay.
That might've actually not been too bad.
I do have an actual bill to pay which sucks. I got a letter for 155 dollars for overdue books.
Holy shit. From the LIBRARY?
Yeah,they closed the library by my house and I haven't had time to go to the new one so it's been 4 months? Yeah, this should go in the first world problems thread.
If you still have all the books and they are in the condition they should be in you should bring then in and talk to the librarian. Explain the situation and they will likely waive a good portion of the fees. They will be mostly glad to have the books back.
http://www.vat19.com/dvds/worlds-largest-gummy-worm.cfm?adid=youtube
/dirty thoughts
I don't know when I'll have time to do that. I returned them but didn't have time to ask whether they would waive the fee. I was pretty much dead that day.
My feet have been stinking really bad lately. It sucks.
There's an insert for that.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Yeah strike what I said about the fee waiving.
Librarians are nazis!!!!
(i seemed to have accrued $59.25 in overdue fees)
My feet are always smelly if I wear my wingtips. Leather doenst breath at all and sweat and animal skin do not mix.
My stomach is a wreck from having pumpkin beer.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I have 2 holes in my back.
They're gross, just warning you...
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"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
What happened Chenoa? Where did those holes come from?
Whatever Whore!
I just got that tattoo and was keeping it covered in ointment. The areas that weren't tattooed started breaking out and I had to stay with my son in the hospital during this time. So I must've caught an infection while I was there. Anywho, they had to cut them open and drain them and also cut out some dead tissue. It's the most disgusting thing and this is the second time it's happened to me. Ugh.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Awwww, I'm sorry girl. Well at least they didn't mess with that beautiful tattoo. I love it. Hopefully those will heal quickly for you.
Whatever Whore!
Staph?
Hope youre okay. 
This is why we can't have nice things.
poor thing. thems some gnarly cool holes, though. (I'm weird and watch all those weird youtube videos of lancing infections)
staph/MRSA is like one of my biggest fears ever though. on other people, it's interesting. on me it's NOPE
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Yeah, MRSA. Pfft
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
I miss my sex drive.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
That looks aweful Chen. Thank goodness it missed that tattoo, I hope it heals and doesn't come back.
An update on my second degree oven burn of last weekend, while on the subject of maladies.
Yes. Well no. But those are some gnarly looking wounds.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
It doesn't hurt, that's the good part, I guess. It only hurt with a really big guy, and only from behind, so the "normal" sex was ok. Sometimes I'm worried that I might get wounded or something, but every time I go to the doctor she says everything's fine, and that's it.
Anyway, with the amounts of sex I (don't) have, I wouldn't worry about anything.