TMI
I thought it was liver failure.
I knew it was a kidney or a liver. Guessed wrong. 
I like this thread. Also, Welcome back, Tuffy!
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I peed the bed, all over James' leg, when I was pregnant with Gabriel once.
I woke up and I was peeing and I jumped up and was just standing there in utter shock and James wakes up at the same moment and he is all "What the Fuck? Did you just pee on me?! You just peed on me!" and all I did was stand there stricken silent with embarrassment. I just stood there.
hahahaha I always love your stories amber.
What's all this about kidney/liver failure?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
That one gay kid.
PA: I've been in Califorrnia 48 hours and I have a date witha a really cute girl almost 20 years younger than me. She's coming over Monday with wine and pot. I missed my state.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
TMI? She's one of my ex-wife's students.
I've known her since she was nine.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I don't know why you clicked this thread. You knew I would just scroll and not read anything.
I went out with my roommate, who's gay, and we had a most interesting conversation. I'm really tempted to try the pinky in the ass thing. My backdoor couldn't accept a suppository (that was awhile ago), but I think I'm willing to "train" it for the sake of this experimentation.
Has any straight guy here done that? If so, what would you advise?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I'm not a straight guy, but I know quite a few open minded straight guys who have tried it and love it. You don't even have to take a pinky in the ass, I'm told being touched around the ass feels good as well. I've had more than one guy request that I lick his ass before, but I couldn't do it.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I didn't like a finger up the arse but I guess it's worth giving a go.
Yeaaah, I don't think I'll ever ask a girl to lick my ass. I think I'll rethink my curiosity, cuz if it leads down a slippery slope to ass-licking, I'm not sure I'll respect myself in the end.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
A fucking pinky?
Wimps.
That's the spirit, Justin!
Believe me, you will be hard pressed to find a girl who is going to stick her tongue down there unless you *really* want her too and she *really* likes you.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Wimps.
Coming from the guy who is too scared to actually go out and meet someone? I could go on, but I'll stop there.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I have never asked a girl to lick my anus. There were a few over the years that ... surprized me with it though.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Wimps.
Coming from the guy who is too scared to actually go out and meet someone? I could go on, but I'll stop there.
Not scared, just lazy.
I guess it's more a spur of the moment thing.
Otherwise, a finger up the little hole never hurt anyone, did it ? Lube might help though.
Fucking lube?
Wimps.
Sorry mate, we don't all have arseholes the size of a firefighters barracks entrance.
My anus could crack a walnut.
Wimps.
Coming from the guy who is too scared to actually go out and meet someone? I could go on, but I'll stop there.
Not scared, just lazy.
Liar. You were scared shitless when you met that guy from the Internet.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Fucking lube?
Wimps.
Not everyone makes a habit of shoving large dildos up their asses.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
A) True, I was once scared, but now that I've had my first experience I've gotten over it. Again, just lazy.
B ) I can count the number of times I've used my toys on one hand.
I'm not putting my penis in *anything* that can crack walnuts. We're going to have to remain Just Friends Justin.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I'm depressed. I don't think of suicide but constant loneliness causes me to often think of sudden death of those I cherish. I think of my best friend. At his funeral, hating everyone around me for not really knowing him. Then I worry that maybe I don't really know him. What if I only think I know all his skeletons in the closet.
You think Justin's scared to go out? I'm foolish because I don't even know where to start. In college social situations were easily made. But every weekend I'm alone, because I have no close friends. The ones I cherish deeply are far away. The ones who are near, don't invite me out.
But you would stick it in otherwise right?
Again, I like how everyone is automatically assuming I'd be the one getting fucked.
You think Justin's scared to go out? I'm foolish because I don't even know where to start. In college social situations were easily made. But every weekend I'm alone, because I have no close friends. The ones I cherish deeply are far away. The ones who are near, don't invite me out.
*Gives Mike a slightly less heterosexual manhug*
No one said anything about you getting fucked. It just so happens you talk ad nauseum about your dildos and butt plugs.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
You think Justin's scared to go out? I'm foolish because I don't even know where to start. In college social situations were easily made. But every weekend I'm alone, because I have no close friends. The ones I cherish deeply are far away. The ones who are near, don't invite me out.
*Gives Mike a slightly less heterosexual manhug*
I'd get in on that.
You know. If I could.
B ) I can count the number of times I've used my toys on one hand.
I find that odd considering how much you talk about them.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
God what is up your crotch today?
You know I don't really talk about my stuff "ad nauseum," I've mostly kept that talk contained to one thread. And I'd like to point out that you brought them up this time, not me.
I've had a bad night. And yes, I brought them up this time, but the fact that I know what kind of sex toys you have says enough.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
You had a bad night. That sucks. Just don't take it out on me. Go bitch at somebody else or punch a wall or something because I refuse to let you put me in a bad mood just because things aren't going your way today.
And for the record, I don't own any butt plugs.
I was iffy on the butt plugs. And I said some things to you before the bad night because I was annoyed by you acting like all men should be used to taking things up the ass. You are in the minority, not them.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Do I really need to point out when something I say is a joke or not for your convenience?
You know what, don't answer that. I don't care. I'm walking away. You win. Feel better now?
The bickering aside, for this I'm glad I started the topic.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
This fucking bra is so damn uncomfortable.
My fingernails are really long and gross and need to be cut.
I read a very informative post on how to properly measure yourself for amproperly fitting bra just the other day.
http://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/comments/rh26h/is_getting_fitted_fo...
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
That's really useful, Melody.
So we've been having an ant problem at our house past couple of weeks. Last night I drank a little too much and I woke up to my trash can covered in ants. I look to see what the frenzy was about and I hadn't remembered that I had threw up in my trash can.
I read a very informative post on how to properly measure yourself for amproperly fitting bra just the other day.
http://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/comments/rh26h/is_getting_fitted_for_a_bra_as_humiliating_as_it/c469bi0
According to that I should be wearing a 37/FF (UK size since the US sizes are schizophrenic) which seems sort of... huge.
Last time I used some "calculate you bra size" method it said I should be wearing a 41/A, that one had funky math involved and also seemed just as ridiculous.
I don't know. I've been wearing either a 36/C or a 36/D for a while. The problem is my titties tend to pop out of the C cups but the D cups are too big. I've tried a 38 band and it is always too loose. I guess I could give a go at at least trying on a bra that is the size this method says I should be, maybe I'll be surprised and finally be comfortable.
And suddenly I can't focus.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
*throws a book at tuff's head*
Be careful, that's how I fell in love once.
I read a very informative post on how to properly measure yourself for amproperly fitting bra just the other day.
http://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/comments/rh26h/is_getting_fitted_for_a_bra_as_humiliating_as_it/c469bi0
According to that I should be wearing a 37/FF (UK size since the US sizes are schizophrenic) which seems sort of... huge.
Last time I used some "calculate you bra size" method it said I should be wearing a 41/A, that one had funky math involved and also seemed just as ridiculous.
I don't know. I've been wearing either a 36/C or a 36/D for a while. The problem is my titties tend to pop out of the C cups but the D cups are too big. I've tried a 38 band and it is always too loose. I guess I could give a go at at least trying on a bra that is the size this method says I should be, maybe I'll be surprised and finally be comfortable.
There is an explanation further down in the thread about how innacurafe most calculators are as well as the correlation between cup size and band size.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Pretty much everyone's reaction was that what the measurement showed seemed huge, his explanation makes it seem less so.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
One time I pissed my bed drunk. Not sleeping in it. I stood over it and tried to piss into an empty soda can. It all landed but the can overflowed.