I dunno. Whadda you wanna do with it?

I want to make babies with it.

I for one am going to feel smugly superior in it.

As for me... I am going to post in this thread using my iPhone. Like so.

I am going to moderate the title to something else, then edit it back.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

I am going to tell you that i began writing a Zombie Noir story and that if pulled off with style should be interesting.

I think it should be an appreciation thread.

I'm just going to appreciate xec8 then

but of what?

Interesting, I spent yesterday drawing zombies, and today I think I'm going to draw fat zombie.
hmmmmmmm?

a fat zombie that is eating taco bell out of a human stomach?

please do this.

Are there Taco Bells in the land down under?

And I will appreciate xec8's originality and bold pioneering, of course.

nah, there's no Taco Bell down here, mena. let's keep off the Taco Bell topic though. Leave it for the blogs are fucking dead thread.

Read the Taco bell thread, it will explain everything about Australia and The Bell.

As for the fat zombie i will see what i can do.

if you do draw a fat zombie eating the Bell out of a belly, please post it. or at least send it to me.

It might take a few days. But i will post it. And chances are it wont be glorious.

I for one am going to insist on some background music to listen to while you all read the posts within it.

Last night I kept dreaming that I really had to pee, but for whatever reason I couldn't. Not, like, physically couldn't but just couldn't find a toilet anywhere.
Then I woke up and realized I really had to pee! It was exactly like Inception!

Spoilers!

Haha!

I finally saw Inception two days ago. It was everything Nate said it was. I want to watch it six more
times in the next day.

Heres a fucking brilliant song

That's one classy old man.

I like his hat.

I like the glint of nostalgia in his eye.

that's just cataracts.

So last night i dreamt that i got a job writing for SNL and completely revolutionized the show. I got rid of the cue cards and instead everyone wrote their lines on a stretched out condom. then when they're acting whatever out it's all shrunk up and if they need a line they can turn away and pull it out to get the next line and >snap< it back into invisible!
Some guy there told me it was much better than what they used to do. the tampons just soaked up all the ink.

I'm posting from my iPhone again. I'm on the train. In a couple weeks I will go back to England but till then I'm in good old Portugal. I'm working on a book inspired by my latest brockblocks.

Sometimes I get paranoid about posting things on here that I might use in a book for fear that some schmuck lurker is going to swoop in and steal them all.

I'm pretty sure nobody would bother stealing my nonsense. If it's an important project I don't post it here.

people will steal any old shit just for the sake of stealing. buncha scumbags out there!

I knew it!

A bit half assed

once again, i'm in a lad with no headphones. i hardly know what these birds are saying.
oops. i mean lab.

When you woke up this mo'niiiiin',
you got yourself a threeeaad.

{blues version}

Woke up dis mornin'
Fixed to make a thread
My old lady left me
and the whiskey going to my head!

Man, I just had 8 years of Sopranos memories jump into my head.

I'm going to post a picture of my nephew, of course! He got a haircut, and his cat really likes it. I also love that my sister lets him wear the Pygmy T which has a terrorist waving a dismembered arm on the front. (That's not a plug, they're all gone.)

Is the cat licking his head?! That's awesome.

Yes, that cat likes to lick the kid's hair. I think it's an inter-species grooming thing to show affection!

ACHOOOOOOOOO

Spring is here.

Spring?! Silly people who live under the known world.