This is How I See You, These Are Your Antics in My Head
Oh god. You guys.
Irina, I can't see that picture.
It's true. My name is Rosie and I live in The Shire.
It's a picture of Max riding one of the wild things.
Sexy darkhaired lady with a machete in what I imagine is some sort of tropical island jungle, Clearly, Jazmyn. All she needs is some paints and brushes.
I've said it before, but this is Jaz and Jess:
Can't see image
The Bandidas poster.
Cam and Irina:
I used to adore t.A.T.u. when I was 13 and I recall one particular Christmas celebration that I hosted at school, when I dressed like they did in that video. However, I looked horrible, it was my brother's white shirt, the skirt was too long and had too high a waist, and my boots were out of fashion. I stood like that in front of the whole school and felt stupid for 2 hours.
My view on me and Cammie
That's one of my favorite books from childhood. I wish I still had my copy.
Jazmyn
I want to be Salma Hayek but I think I'm stuck being Penelope Cruz.
Which is not the worst problem to have.
I am a jungle lady with a machete! and a gypsy(except I'm horrible at lying and stealing unless I really want to then I'm a pro).
As for the Bandidas I'm not sure if I would be Penelope or Salma. They both have fake boobies sooo yeah I don't know.
I thought Salma's were real. She was just "gifted."
Nope, fake.
I think you're wrong, Jaz. She wouldn't lie on tv.
bahahahaha she didn't say how God gave her breasts so that's still questionable. Whether they are real or not my boobs do not compare to hers or penelopes soooo yeah.
I ruined my original joke...great. What have you guys done to me!? I guess it's work. I don't know. I'm ruined though.
Yeah but you and Jess are badass and have fabulous hair, so there.
Salma's are real. I cannot reveal how I know this.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Pictures please!
Right, like Salma Hayek would let me take candid nudes at a time like that.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I never get done in any of these threads because I am too unique. You can't pin me down.
Berto
I probably could've picked a better clip but I just picture you in bed all the time hating life, not finding a good reason to get out of bed but mostly cuz you're usually for reals sick.
I was also looking for some cat stuff but since the internet is infested with cat stuff you get this wrestling match video instead just because
video link fail.... oh well.
I probably could've picked a better clip but I just picture you in bed all the time hating life, not finding a good reason to get out of bed but mostly cuz you're usually for reals sick.
I was also looking for some cat stuff but since the internet is infested with cat stuff you get this wrestling match video instead just because
Oh shit no, you pinned me down.
Some days I shower and just put on fresh pyjamas before returning to bed.
hehe
this is what I imagine Meowie gets up to, when he finds Sarah's sunglasses:
Someone do.me
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Oh you,you're so easy.
A little bit of this
A little bit of that
Some of this
And a lot of this
or this one
On that note, This is how I see Tuff once he finally throws his hands up and says' 'Ya know? Fuck 'em all.' and disappears for retirement in that attitude.
Excerpt from the book The Comfort of Our kind, Tom Stoner. Context: The character Reggie has ran away from everything and is living, hidden, in the upmost tower of Cinderellas castle, Disney World, for the better part of a year now. His middle aged brother and sister have ferreted out his whereabouts to attempt to coerce and beg him into attending their mom and dads wedding anniversary-
"That's nice" I said."Where do you live?"
"Main street, USA. I'm in the big castle at the end of the block."
"They rent rooms there?"
"Nope. They don't even know I am there. I found an empty storage closet and I made my own apartment. It's really cool. I've got everything I need-bed, radio, books- and its got a great view, It's unbelievable at night."
"Aren't you afraid of getting caught?"
"Not hardly. I've been doing this for seven months. There's tunnels and hidden rooms everywhere. I know my way around the park better than the Mouse."
"Tell me again, what do you do?"
"I get up in the morning and meditate. I do my exercises, I go for a jog, then I put on my costume and walk around all day. I dance a lot. I hug people. In the evening I sit in my rocking chair, drink ice tea, and watch the happy family's go home.Sometimes I go out at night and help Maintenance with trash detail, sometimes I help Grounds with landscaping. last night i planted marigold for three hours."
"They pay you for this?"
"No. And I don't care. I don't need money"
"What about food?"
"Free. I've got friends that hook me up. Employee perks."
"But you're not an employee. You don't really work here."
"Yes I do. I do what everybody does. I make people happy.'
"But they don't know you work there."
"That is why they don't pay me, Boone."This was going nowhere.
"So can we see you?" I asked. " Just me and Veronica?"
"Okay." he said. "Meet me tomorrow at Coke Corner. Eleven 'o clock. That's when I go on break. And don't try any fancy cop shit- I'm friends with a bunch of guys in security."
"I promise. Devils stones grind my bones. You're in charge."
"Damn right." he said.
"Say God Forgive me."
Reggie laughed.
The God Forgive me prayer is what our mother always makes us say when we cuss.
"Say it." I said.
"God forgive me before my soul enters Hell for all eternity."
"Good boy." I say. "See you tomorrow."
"Sorry I flipped out, Boone. I wasn't expecting to see anybody yet."
"No problem."We hung up. Veronica chewed her thumbnail. "What's he doing?" she asked.
"He walks around all day in costume. He made up a fake Disney character. He's that flumpy guy with the big head that keeps chasing you around the park."
"That bastard." She said. "Probably laughing all the time, too. Is he coming home for the party?"
Ritt. All three characters at once.
Edit- Video imbed fail, linky instead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=U_eZmEiyTo0
Lib
You laugh, but it is actually very, very sad.
Everyone still loves Cameron (and therefore you) though!
Amy and Henry:
I always imagine Ritt as someone from The Wire for some reason. Like McNulty or one of the ghetto kids.
Excerpt from the book The Comfort of Our kind, Tom Stoner. Context: The character Reggie has ran away from everything and is living, hidden, in the upmost tower of Cinderellas castle, Disney World, for the better part of a year now. His middle aged brother and sister have ferreted out his whereabouts to attempt to coerce and beg him into attending their mom and dads wedding anniversary-
"That's nice" I said."Where do you live?"
(...)
Is he coming home for the party?"
Sounds about right. Also, I need to read that book.
This is why we can't have nice things.
It is a pretty good book with a rather imaginative plot.
I wouldn't say you are like that character Reggie, just those particular antics popped in my head when I saw my copy of it on my bedroom floor.
I've ordered it.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Well awesome then.
Excerpt from the book The Comfort of Our kind, Tom Stoner. Context: The character Reggie has ran away from everything and is living, hidden, in the upmost tower of Cinderellas castle, Disney World, for the better part of a year now. His middle aged brother and sister have ferreted out his whereabouts to attempt to coerce and beg him into attending their mom and dads wedding anniversary-
"That's nice" I said."Where do you live?"
(...)
Is he coming home for the party?"
Sounds about right. Also, I need to read that book.
OH SHIT! I was going to write about a kid who runs away and lives ferrel in Disney World! Aw, I should have actually written the story and not just thought about writing it. Gutted.
Disneyland is crawling with feral cats. BTW.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Tuffy, it sounds like HEAVEN.
It sounds like Key West, too.
...Thats me, to perfection.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
188AmyAmii416 is whoever used to make those Hyperhole and a Half comic/story things. Except I don't think AmyAmii owns dogs. So subtract dogs. Add cats.
I believe this is mostly due to her often amusing (and uncalled for) self-deprecation, her awesome storytelling, and the fact that if I try to picture AmyAmii in her real life, she is also a hastily drawn Microsoft Paint picture (A BEAUTIFUL hastily drawn Microsoft Paint picture).
be nice