Things You Love/Hate

Love: when i get to my watering hole ahead of happy hour and get my corner seat at the bar so i chat up everyone i meet and make up stories about what i do for a living.
Hate: when someone asks for your opinion on something, your honest opinion about anything at all, really, and then totally disagrees with you.

I disagree, I don't think you hate that at all, Stedt Miester.

Love: Acting vapid to infuriate people.
Hate: People that don't get that I'm being funny and think that I'm really vapid:)

well, if i get to clobber them on the head with a cast iron pan, ok, you're right, i'd love to do that. amendment to hate forthwith:

hate: being put on the spot and asked to explain myself for my soaking wet trousers . . . sometimes you have just got to go.

mirkah, you are decidedly the most controversial poster posting who loves pork products. god bless you.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]mirkah, you are decidedly the most controversial poster posting who loves pork products. god bless you. [/B][/QUOTE]

Oh right, thats another one...

Love: All things pork
Hate: The movie "Babe"

Jews

I mean... juice.

wtf? talk about controversial. whoa!

::clasps hands together, shakes them triumphantly at kl0pper's racist wit::

Love: Watching people sobbing quietly into their hands because of something you said to them..
Hate: Watching people wailing for the same reason.

I don't discriminate against juice, despite the current Amerikkkan societal trend. I love all juice equally, be it cranberry (or a spin-off of the originial tarti refreshment), apple (or as the ghetto home children say "appuh'"), orange (nothing beats it after a nice catbeating [size=1]off[/size]) or even a flavorus maximus I have yet to taste. Believe me, suckas, Turban Ted, who runs the greocery store, says that I'm the juiciest piece of meat he's ever seen. We often share a glass of OceanSpray cranrasberry before I give his wife my own brand of oceanspray. And nothing says "Woman, get over here" louder than a vodka & orange jews out there in my local DanceyMatt. I throw that shit down my throat and I git a movin and jivin like a machinery.

SO back off, kraut.

Love: The word fuck
Hate: Stupid people (besides me)

Hope that's clever/witty/cute enough for you Aurelias, so please don't kill me ; )

you and don rickles would get along just swell, klOpper. just swell. maybe you could have an ocean spray with jackie mason, while you're about town.

kraut. i like that that, dude. i haven't been called that since the 5th grade. appreciate it, delhi boy.

kl0pper is Jesus, of course he can't hate Juicy Jews.

Love: Smoking cigarettes.
Hate: The blood that I am coughing up out of my lungs.

This may not be cute/clever/witty, but it's the truth and you don't have to kill me for it, the smokes will do that job for you soon enough.

consumption sucks.

LOVE smoking cigarettes
Hate that I quit smoking cigarettes

a lot of smokers out there in cyberville. what brand did you smoke, mirkah?

american spirit yellow

who manufactures those? brown and williamson?

I don't know. I just love yellow and I love cigs, so you know...

makes sense to me . . . *coughs, tries to catch breath, hacking cough, collapses and goes into shock*

LOVE: Pringles, for they are a delicious and delightful snack. But mostly cos I'm eating some right now. Yey. And thinking sucks.
HATE: Crutches! Die crutches. Die.

Hate: When I bite my fingernails so short the tips bleed and it hurts to type.

it's gonna take a while to think of stuff I love, cause I'm in a depressed mood.

I actually quit for a few years, but started up again in 2001 because of major life stress. Bloody Sept. 11th, made me bite my nails....

since then I've chalked it up to a lost cause

ha ha, you wore nail polish!

LOVE: eating crunchy peanut butter right out of the jar

Love: People got me in a PB mood, so I'm gonna say a hokey-pokey. I assume this item has lots of names, but the credit for this one goes to my gramma. It's a scoop of peanut butter on a spoon. There are several variations involving chocolate chips or honey or whatever, but I'm a big fan of the original.
Hate: After having a hokey-pokey, the complete lack of milk. Nothing worse than a nasty case of arachibutyrophobia (I think that's the right word).

Love: Monkeys

Hate: The Monkees

I'm a dork

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Gucci Ghost [/i]
[B]uh, it was CLEAR jerk... im not some scum-of-the-earth goth, although i do write bad poetry [/B][/QUOTE]

Aww, it's okay, I still love you, even though you are not goth and write bad poetry.

hate = when people flip the bird (give the finger) snooty bitches, the "n" bomb.... and most if not all "new metal" bullshit (linkinpark, kidrock, blah blah blah)
love = having things to bitch about, and knowing, not fearing, knowing, that one day, i will die.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]I actually quit for a few years, but started up again in 2001 because of major life stress. Bloody Sept. 11th, made me bite my nails....

since then I've chalked it up to a lost cause

ha ha, you wore nail polish!

LOVE: eating crunchy peanut butter right out of the jar [/B][/QUOTE]

What's the problem with men wearing nail polish? I, personally, don't. But many men do. Including: My brother, Carson Daily (yes, he's evil, but he is certainly no goth, neither is my brother), most of the guys in San Fransisco, and the list goes on.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kl0pper [/i]
[B]Jews [/B][/QUOTE]

I wonder... does this go under love, or hate?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]Hate: When I bite my fingernails so short the tips bleed and it hurts to type.

it's gonna take a while to think of stuff I love, cause I'm in a depressed mood. [/B][/QUOTE]

you should pick up another habit, like nicotine addiction.
thatll cure what ails ya!

I know this guy whom nibbles at the tips of his fingers. He no longer has any felling on very tip of his fingers. It's quite gross/odd.

love: deja vu, making friends with strangers,writing in my diary,toasted marshmellows,recieving letters,going to the cinema and sneaking into another movie for free afterwards, new stationary (i.e. fountain pens.), romantic moments.

hate:compliaments to make you feel better,food undergone by fermentation,going on holiday to tourist attractions with my parents, going supermarket shopping with my mother.

"compliaments to make you feel better"

Oh, I loathe that, too.

Being patronized sucks soooooooo much.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]you should pick up another habit, like nicotine addiction.
thatll cure what ails ya! [/B][/QUOTE]

I'm trying to become a caffeine addict, just for the novelty of it.

So far I kind of such at it, as it makes me have to pee a lot.

Well consider changing attitudes. Instead of drinking [i]lots[/i] of caffeinated beverages, drink a [i]few[/i] [b]very strong[/b] ones. For example, ensure you're using a drip filter - no instant coffee unless it's a freakily strong brand.

Use the rule of thumb a friend of mine who's studying to be a paramedic sticks to...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]I'm trying to become a caffeine addict, just for the novelty of it.

So far I kind of such at it, as it makes me have to pee a lot. [/B][/QUOTE]

Its a start. And ill tell you how, its an additive (see also: potentially 'addictive) prcoess.

First Caffeine.
Then Nicotine.
Then Amphetamine.

I call it the '3 ~ines' diet.

Try it.

Today.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Aurelius Caulfield [/i]
[B]kl0pper is Jesus, of course he can't hate Juicy Jews. [/B][/QUOTE] Jessus. Jessus Kryst. I'm in a rock band called "J. Kryst and the Apostles"

care to share some lyrics with us, oh master?

loves: clouds. They fascinate me.
hates:Rejection and disapointment (Gary Oldman style:'I AM VERY DISAPOINTED!!')

Nothing is worse than that, for me.

yeah, that professional was a great flick and oldman was kickass. i can just see him in my mind as he mouths the words EVERYONE when asked about who should be killed.

I couldn't stop laughing when he said something about treasuring those 'calm' peaceful moments 'before the storm'. The other funny bit, when he went a bit mad and said 'You don't like Beehoven!'

lol. that's right. had forgotten about that. second film on my thursday night cine-fest.

loves -
cranberry juice. i drink it a bottle at a time. it's just sooooo tasty-riffic
that little hollow by a man's clavicle
a nice back
burt's bees products
dr. bronner's peppermint soap
dragon's blood essential oil (i wear it instead of perfume...it's *wonderful*)
soft beds with lots of pillows and blankets
rik mayall
john waters
other stuff i don't feel like listing right now

hates -
people with poor hygeine
all things pork
tap water as a beverage
lavendar and vanilla as fragrances
light and / or noise while i am trying to sleep
people who call for my attention only to say "nevermind"
and even more things i just don't feel like listing

Heck ya! Vanilla, as a smell, blows.

like Jarvis Cocker might say......

[b]Love Love[/b]

I thought so long and suddenly I realised I love love. I thought so long and suddenly I realised I love love. Am I loving the girl or the feeling I feel? Is it just the idea that I like or is it for real? I recall a special friend, I invited her home for tea. And while my mother cooked a meal she was under the table with me. I thought so long and suddenly I realised I love love. I thought so long and suddenly I realised I love love. These ideas that I have remain fixed in my head. Only the characters change, someone else there instead. One day we went down to the park to feed the ducks some bread. Foul fowls wouldn't touch a scrap so we jumped in the duck pond instead. I thought so long and suddenly I realised I love love. I thought so long and suddenly I realised I love love. Lalalalala...

and i [b]Hate[/b]

Having shite-orc days at work, like 3/5 days of this week.

Shite-orc? What the god damn hell does that mean?

haha, i was waiting for someone to ask-- fret not- a 'what the hell is Wes going on about/ the Slang thread' will be born soon.

basically, its not too good to be a shite-orc.