Things Only You And Your Dumb Buddies Could Enjoy
k this is officially the guy thread, although i would like to hear your input on this girls. But to be blunt and honest, im sure everyone has heard it from one female or another: "your so stupid around your friends". Its the truth too! So guys rejoice, come and tell us of the things only you and your dumb buddies could enjoy while together, tell us the things that you could not enjoy if it were'nt for being dumb with your dumb buddies.
For me, the movie Dumb and Dumber and Bio-Dome. Dont know why but after watching those movies, throwing syringes full of morphine in each others chest just seems reasonable and a good idea.
The Surgery Chanel. I dont know what we find so funny about watching this chanel, theres just somethign that makes you laugh, the more hagard and disgusting, the harder the laughs.
The Sunday Night Sex Show. A show where viewers call in for sexual advice from a 70 year old woman, nothing more funnier than hearing a french gay man asking if theres such things as "candums fo gamen" whichc translates to "condoms for gaymen"
Pain. Im sure we all enjoy pain in our fighting style, but a kick to the balls, or falling down the stairs, wiping out on your skateboard or getting shot in the head with a paintball (yes it happenned to me) is not as enjoyable without your buddies around.
Eating pizza while your drunk. You can come up witht he most intriguing discussion topics while drunk at your local pizzaria.
Well, when we're really bored, we play [b]Cappacino[/b], in which we load up on caffeine and then kick each other as hard as we can out in the front yard.
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life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
what about this.
and angelanicole i dont mnd at all! i just never met a girl who was into these thigns, usually im criticised by girls for liking these things
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[B]Well, when we're really bored, we play [b]Cappacino[/b], in which we load up on caffeine and then kick each other as hard as we can out in the front yard. [/B][/QUOTE]
If we ever all get together and meet each other, we must play this game. It is absolutely imperative.
There is hope, but not for us.
pauly shore. HAHAHAHA! i always watch bio-dome when it is on tv.
knoxville, i'm just wondering, what do you think girls do when we get together with our friends? because i promise you we do stupid shit, too.
and for the record, girls eat pizza when they're drunk and watch lame movies. not all of us watch j-ho romantic comedies exclusively.
yeh we don't have pillow fights in our underwear!
Lies. :mad:
I do. uh..Well, not all the time. Instead, we make puppet shows and show them to our families.Not.
For some reason, I was actually taking that seriously for a moment. I was like "huh, that's different". Then I saw not and I had to go and re-read it again... Seems I need sleep.
I never did that, thank god. But, last girly mini sleepover I had, we watched New Kids on The Block cartoons.
all activites i've enjoyed with (mostly male) friends:
"let's get drunk and watch lots of porn night"
throwing pennies at hookers
driving around college campuses yelling "neeerrrrrrrddddssss!!!" (homer simpson, anyone?)
"window-shopping" at sex shops
drunken karaokae is always fun, as are board games - especially when you add your own rules!
debacle is a verb
board games? Like what? Something meaningful *cough* like 'Game of Life'? Or, are you and your buddies more into 'Monopoly Junior'?
moe.ron!!!! sleepign beauty!!!!!!! shut up dont ruin it for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhh (in steve buscemi voice)
When I get together with friends it usually involves jumping on or off high objects. Or into. Ex: Dumpters, cars, decks, you get the idea. And we hit each other a lot.
And people wonder why I'm a big mass of bruises.
There is hope, but not for us.
haha, sounds similar to what I do with my friends. One of my best friends and I always go to a certain pizza place every month or so, and eye up the guys making the pizzas. Everytime we go there we get really drunk and I always end up waving goodbye to them from the outside window and then crashing into the same lampost, EVERY TIME.
After that, we go get thrown out of the local night club, which is inhabited by thirty year olds.
the pizzaria by us is full of immigrants who rarely (or maybe cant, not sure which) speak english. its a ritual to go in there and hassle them when your drunk "THIS FUCKING PIZZA SUCKS! I WANT MY MONEY BACK.....can i have a free slice?"
That was one of the best stories I have ever heard, moe. Man. EVERY TIME, you say? *chuckles* That's quality.
There is hope, but not for us.
ha ha. Sounds like the Canteen workers at my high school.
I swear, they're all being shipped over from South America (Peru etc) to come work for my school illegally. None of them can really speak English. Same with the computer department.
ah ha ha ha ha, when i was young my school had an adult learner course to learn english. whenever we got in trouble we'd sit in the hall and then the adults would get their coffee break and try to practice their english on us. so we usta always fuck aorund with them "i...am....car" than my buddy would go "MOOOOOO" outta nowhere lol
Tell me more grandpa..about when you were 'young'.. 
When I'm about with my male friends... well we can play computer games. We can't do that with the chicks around. Except our token female gamer, who doesn't really count. But she does get this glazed-over bored look in her eyes when we start rating girls when we're on our daily coffee-shop trip (most of our gaming sessions last two to three days, y'see.)
We don't do too many really bad stuff, although we frequently attempt to fuck with people's heads online if we're feeling really geeky... IE we all pick different nicks, jump on IRC or ICQ and find ways to freak people selected at random out, totally.
I think we've gotten over the whole napalm-is-cool phase from high school, which is a good thing for those idiots who live near here and insist on buying those expensive cast-metal mailboxes.
Ever seen a copper puddle?
I've all but lost contact with the female portion of the 'group' now, but I think that was mostly by choice.
The stories about them and their crazy antics were much worse than ours. Once, I went to schoolies week - the other guys went to Europe, but I'm cheap, so I ended up going up the coast with six of the girls. At the time, being alone with six (mostly hot) girls for a week seemed like a good idea. In retrospect, in fact, even during the event, it was torture. Bratty high school girls are NOT FUN to live with, even for a short time.
And if you are forced to spend time with them in that kind of situation... take my advice... BOOK YOURSELF ON A DIFFERENT TRAIN OR PLANE.
Can't really think of any dumb things we do on a regular basis.
A few specific instances:
A friend of mine tripping in the middle of the mall on purpose just so he could smash his big ass drink on the floor and make it splash all over some old ladies. That was good. Then he tried it another mall some other time, but it didn't break, it just slid... Hahahahaha, oh my god, that was priceless. Man, he busted his ass for nothin'. Good times, good times.
Oh, I suppose going to cemetaries is a regular thing we used to do. Everyone's too chicken-shit or 'mature' to do it now. :rolleyes:
We had one crazy experience, though. One time, we were just walking around looking at gravestone, and a friend of mine started reading this huge heart-shaped stone, and it was John 3:16, and half-way through, this chain link fence about 20-30 yards from just starts shaking like fucking crazy. It was so fucked up. At first, I just thought a deer had run into it or something, but there was a full moon out, so you could see pretty clearly, and there aren't any bushes or trees around the fence, so you could see that there was nothing there. It didn't even look like the fence was being shaken, but god damn we could hear it. It was ridiculously loud. So we just kinda stood there like "um, wtf" and then it fucking starts moving down towards the gate, the only way out. And one guy's like "yeah, this is where we run" so we all hauled ass and then stop just before the gate, because it was still ahead of us, but it just suddenly stops, like it's letting us through. So we run through and got the hell out of there.. Went back the next morning, and this fence is only like 3-4 feet high, so it's really hard to shake, one of my friend's is a pretty big guy and he couldn't generate nearly the same amount of noise that we were hearing. Also, the little tops of the links, were all bent down at the area where we hear the shaking. So yeah, pretty strange. Maybe it sounds a lot lamer than it was. Really did scare the fucking shit out of all of us.
Erm, hmm... Uh, spray painting stupid stuff under a bridge, heh. Not exactly creative there, but it was amusing.
lol you play on the computer lol!!!!!!!!!!! dude get out there and have some fucking fun, screw the computer
my friends and i used to wander about the cemetary every so often..and one time, on halloween, we got scared for some reason that i dont really remember..but anyway, we were running out of this dark cemetary and i totally ran through a fresh grave..it was entirely scary at the time..but the footmarks were there for a while..which was sad for the family of that newly dead person..but extremely humorous to us.
[COLOR=Red] with a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.[/COLOR]
Ha ha. That mall story was pretty funny.
Another thing my friends do (only when I'm around to be some weird ringleader though) is go into Porn shops, and ignore the over 18s sign on the door. We visit gay shops more often.
There's nothing more fun than going around Soho and Leicester Square's sleaziest porn shops and laughing at all the business men in there.
My friend picked up a dildo and yelled 'Oh my god Hattie, what's this?'
You could say I have innocent friends.
That time we were in one, it resulted in some Turkish man, at least twice my age winking at me and making sexual gestures. We ran out the shop screaming, and bumped into one of those street mimer/entertainer people dressed up as Darth Maul, and kicked over his bucket of change. Oops.
My gosh Knoxville, you're RIGHT! Thankyou for enlightening me 
Couple of my friends are actually in the games business, so I won't be not gaming any time soon. Anyway, it's usually a good excuse to get everyone together.
meh, persoanlly i think its osmehting fun to do when ya have nothin to do, but since my mate sand i rarely all g together to hang out its a blessin and we use the time to our advantage
Yeah, for us it's often a bit different.
We select either a geek weekend, or a 'normal' weekend, and stick to said theme
I never play games on my own, they kinda bore me to be honest. I just love the really kickass team-based games you can play when you've got, like, 12-16 people playing. Problem is with that number of people you end up filling a whole sodding house, no problems.
Actually, once because we were cooking for so many people, we all got together and pitched in what pittance we had (by fluke most of us were unemployed at about the same time) and bought 2-minute noodles, corn, peas and a few other cheap things, and boiled it all up together.
It took a dare and then eventually a monetary bet to force the first guy to try this 'Bachelor Chow'.
ohhhhhhhhh, see with my buddies, like i said we rarely get to hang out on a regular basis due to living in dif towns and what not. so we rarely play games, but yeah sometimes they can get boring on your own. i love staying up all hours of the night having a team based AvP match
I've only played that game once, but it was like 12 players and kicked ass It was a team-tag type goober.
I was the only Alien, and every time i killed a human, they respawned as an alien with me. Getting that first kill was tough. One frickin alien versus like 11 marines with all the firepower from 'Aliens' is very, very annoying.
We usually play Operation Flashpoint. Epic wars 'n stuff, but without the actual death. Hooray for the sheltered lives we live!
I'd say I'm a 'social gamer', no matter how much of a contradiction that seems The gaming equivelant of the 'social smoker', I guess.
yeah im addicted to aliens versus predator, love it so much
How'd you and your friends end up so far apart, though?
well i use to live in toronto, with my best friend. than i moved to a small town about, well umm an hours drive away. than my other good buddy lived in mississauga, whichc was a good hours drive form my place too. each guy has sisters and we all hang out together. we're all like best friends, i have lots of non-best friends, i just dont really hang out with them. i find i cn only hang out with my best friends, normal friends i get annoyed with and just cant stand after a while. but anyways since we all live this distance apart, its too long to travel to each others house during the week on school days, but these towns are also really popular, sorta like mega cities and it takes too long to travel into them on a friday or saturday night due to traffic. so we only really get together once in a while, but usually i try to get together with one of them once a week or so
I couldn't handle a small town. I've lived my whole life here in Sydney, and going out into the bush to visit my dad is... creepy.
Most of my friends lived near me until after high school, and then, those who moved out of home split up into two groups.
Those who moved into yuppyville, (25 mins away by public transport) and those who became activist uni student types and moved into hippyville (don't care how far away they are, wouldn't want to see them anyway).
These days about 4-5 of us on average still see one another on the weekends.
yeah, im not really in a small town, but c ompared to those 2 othe rplaces, its fucking small lol
I'm right next to one of the largest shopping centers in Sydney, so I can't claim to be anywhere but in a big city
you lucky bastard!!!!!! put it this way, before our town began gowing. we didnt even have abowling alley, or a movie theatr. and out mall consisted of 20 -25 stores at the most. and it still hasnt improved upon those thigns because the town is run by a bunch of old fucking farts who are scared of change
a couple weeks ago a buddy of mine had his 30th birthday. he lives in rural connecticut now. there are trees everywhere. we hung a pinata filled with liquor, blindfolded his ass and told him where to swing. eventually we all ended up looking like asses. giving the directions was the best part - yeah, you're right in front of it now. swing. hard. feel the air breeze by you!
his bachelor party is in may, memorial day wekeend. we've rented a beach house for the occasion, will be going fishing and will have a donkey on hand should the mood take us. btw, the beer and liquor budget is larger than the food, fishing trip and house rental combined.
we rule!
i know this is a guy thread, so i will keep it short..i just thought i would mention that i love both those movies..and think those shows are entertaining as well.. so its not all females that think you are stupid for watching those things.. and the fighting and drunk pizza eating..they are whatever to me as well.. not things i do, but not things i think are inherently dumb or anything.
[COLOR=Red] with a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.[/COLOR]