Things I can't stand right now

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Clem
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People who phone the wrong number, get the answering machine, hang up and KEEP PHONING early in the morning. Didn't the answering machine message give it away? Clearly Cassius does not live here.

DrPerky
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My lack of money and my surplus of expenses.

Also, your lack of faith. I find it disturbing.

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Clem wrote:
People who phone the wrong number, get the answering machine, hang up and KEEP PHONING early in the morning. Didn't the answering machine message give it away? Clearly Cassius does not live here.

I just had some one wrong number text me!
here's the transcript:
weirdo: Hey
me: Hey hey hey
weirdo: Whats up?
me: Who is this?
weirdo: Mageegal. Wait who is this?
me: This is nate. I think you got the wrong phone
weirdo: nate who?
me: Nate Parker
weirdo: O ok sorry
ejrathke
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best part of that is that they asked you to specify on which nate you were

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there is only one nate, after all.

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nothing. i can stand everything right now. lay your burden down, you people of earth.

nathaniel parker
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ejrathke wrote:
best part of that is that they asked you to specify on which nate you were

yeah, it kind of hurt there for a moment, like I didn't make the cut. Like if i had picked some other last name to say we could have become best friends nshit. it stings!
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Please help me with ideas on fancy dress competition for my 2 years son.
He has fancy dress competition at his school for 26th of Jan program. - SPAM.

subby socks
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A dress made entirely out of dog noses.

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If he's only two and already at school, he must be terribly bright. Why not ask *him* for ideas?

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Brother Supremo
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Fancy dress, boom!

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Supremo, you really need to change that signature. Unless you really did make a brand new mix for last year's halloween...

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Yeah, asshole, update your goddamned signature.

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I don't ask for much