Things I can't stand right now

Guys named Jake.
That Jessica never really comes around here anymore.
Packing for school.

You shouldn't be upset, she's right here.

In that guy's chest.

When are you leaving for school?

I leave friday morning, stranger.

Uh your mom is strange.

But yeah, cool. Moving out is exciting or so I hear.

-guys named Nick
-when people sing along OULOUD when there's other people around. That's so fucking rude! You have company!
-movies, music, teenagers and their cocksuckery cars

-rent
-the sound my brakes are making
-whiny bitches

that i have to go out with sushi girl tonight
that i have to go watch baseball again tomorrow
most of my coworkers

have you ever seen those places were they serve the sushi off the naked body of a Japanese girl? man o man that shit is bloody brilliant!

I wonder how that fits on her resume. "I worked as a plate for 6 months at the Golden Dragon..."

they probably just list it as nude art model to make it sound more classy.

my signature disappeared. this, i cannot stand!

Yeah, they do that from time to time for unknown reasons. just reload it is pretty much all you can do.

I CANT STAND HOW FUCKING AWESOME NATES PICTURE IS. REALLY, IM TOO LAZY TO GO TO THE THING I LIKE RIGHT NOW THREAD. ALSO, IM TYPING IN CAPS CUZ IM DRUNK AND EXCITABLE. WE WENT OVER THIS ALREADY, IN CHAT.

Yes we did, Tommy the Gun.

Tokio Hotel. I haven't even heard any of their music before. I've only seen how they look and I hate them for it.

barf barf barf

I'd totally hit that chick in the middle.

Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories a day. That is for sure a, non-human beast-type-thing. Very nice description Tom9d.

I don't know who that band is either but I bet that turns out to be a guy in the middle.

Something I really can't stand right now: The Things I really like now thread! And any thread where the first post is like 4-5 youtube videos and I got to scroll down half a page just to get to the numbers to click to the last page and then when I get there I got that first post AGAIN with all the videos on it! UGH.

Yeah, it's a guy. I think he is the dreadlock guy's twin. So I've read.

tokio hotel kids are from germany. my german teacher showed us their videos as a joke, told us that it was prime german music. and, yeah, theyre twins.

Shouldn't your german teacher be playing Einstürzende Neubauten?

nah
he shouldve done a better job at teaching me german though cause all i know how to say is 'ich verstehe nicht' and now, just looking at that, im not sure if its correct. fucking german...

-my job

-the difficulty Ive been having getting a parking permit

-me not having half-day still

-my birds being gone.

That fat fucker from 21. I hated that movie even more than I would have because I hated the sight* of him. Can't remember if he had an annoying voice or not, so I'll just assume he does. I saw him in the preview of that horrendous looking "the rocker" movie. I was just going to avoid that movie, but now I hope it fails miserably.

I dunno, I just hate the guy. Look at him! What's not to hate?

*a lot of things I hate nowadays are mostly based on sight.

A lot of people aren't aware of this, but there's usually a little red button on your remote that says ON/OFF or sometimes POWER. It's useful when when you find yourself confronted by reality TV...

wait, what!?

What about reality radio? where there run reality type tv shows on there like they used to do the old timey radio serials. Maybe just play peoples phone sex tapes or something.
I may need to devote some more thought to this idea...

I like the text of your sig, Nate.

Yeah. I broke the rules. AND WHAT.

The Orson Welles pic gives him street cred, though. And by "street cred," I mean "artsy film buff cred."

I HATE THAT GUY RIGHT NOW TOO.

I didn't realize he was the guy in 21. I actually liked him in that. However, I feel like he's trying too hard to be Jonah Hill in The Rocker. If he was Jonah Hill, it would be funny. But he is not, therefore, it angers me.

I do wanna see Teddy Geiger though. He's cute (;

Artificial light. Open the curtains, motherfuckers!

NATE!

Your avatar creeps me out. It has been since you changed it, but I only now figured out why. That chick is pure evil. Her eyes are just two empty, black spaces. The eyes are windows to the soul, and this girl has none. I expect she would probably eat me alive if I got near her in real life.

I can't stand not being able to drink at this hour, I have Merlot and Jamesons, I deserve to be drunk.

I've been campaigning this for years, I'm amazed someone else actually feels the same way. I almost NEVER use artificial lighting. I can't stand that shitty yellow aura, it's fucking grotesque. Also, this makes for my electricity bill not being too high. Sweet.

That doesn't make it go away for good.

Also add to that list
-weak sarcasm

Yeah, this. And open a window while you're at it!

but the a/c is on...

Just now, on myspace, the login page background was all BACON, and then a box that says "How would you solve world peace?" and a space where you could type in your answer.

And then the box told me (without even waiting for my response! How rude) "Bacon is always the answer." And it was a Wendy's ad.

Bacon: It's totally gonna solve that whole Israel/Palestine thing.

i love bacon

Most brilliant ad ever. Without question.

This computer. It's not mine. I've been without mine for two weeks. This one just selects things FOR me. It would be great if I were really lazy and didn't have a preference regarding what links I want to click.

This is complete bullshit. I just said I was going to mix a drink and now I can't find a liquor store that's open. So, I can't stand lame things like this happening since my move.

I can't stand myself right now. I feel shitty.

But you're a manly man extraordinaire!

I don't feel very manly today *sniff*