Things I can't stand right now

thank you! finally, someone admits to being annoyed with the olympics. they used to be cool, to me, but all the politics and whining and bullshit involved, this year, has ruined it.

i cant stand these little changes in the cult. wheres my quote button?

Olympics, not my thing, cause I'm not a big sports fan...

Oh and the quote button won't appear on the first post of a thread messiah.

The olympics are great. You all suck. I have a crush on that US gymnist Alicia Sacramone. She's even of age!

I can't stand my sig not working right now or being able to sleep.

I'm not the only person that doesn't like the Olympics. In fact, I've been bitching about it nonstop, and I'm sure some people are tired of hearing me talk about it. I just couldn't think of a third thing to put down, and you need at least three things to make a list. But I thought of another one:

-The Office (either version)

The Olympics are like a very boring, very large, Sudan-condoning 3 ring circus. But I agree with you about the sigs and the lack of sleep.

Dude, Michael Phelps, boring? You're nuts. I have never been more intrigued by men's swimming as much as I have this year. Not even that one weird experimental year I had in college!

Things that are more interesting to me than the Olympics:

-Styling my eyebrows

-SPACE BAGS

-Being on the phone and listening to the person on the other end talk to someone else that's in the same room as they are, but they aren't talking to me

-'300'

edit: i went comma crazy.

edit:?

You've changed, Jane. I don't think we can be future spouses anymore.

For some reason my broken less than 3 is not showing up.

I haven't changed. I never liked the Olympics, but I'm just particularly disgusted with it this year.

Appropos of nothing: How come we don't have opium dens anymore?

Edit: I just googled "opium den" and I found a site called HEROIN.ORG. For fucking real. That is like a made-up "Law and Order" website name. It is a site to help you deal with your heroin addiction. Like anyone who's addicted to heroin has enough money to afford the internet, let alone a computer.

http://www.heroin.org/

Frank, use html, put the below code in triangular brackets. (I'm sure you know how to, but just clarifying.)

img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/smartazboy/Taciturn1.jpg"

I demand you all go look at that heroin website, it is AWESOME.

i cant stand knowing i cant eat this sandwich every second for the rest of my life. someone needs to invent the infinite sandwich.

I wasn't going to say anything, but the comment box looks all... different, so I thought I'd just mention that.

too bad there still aren't any emoticons...

::sadwavey::

I fixed it for you. <3

Dude, I'll fight you for her. Actually though, I think I'd prefer Nastia Liukin. But yeah. Um.

- Winamp on random keeps playing the same songs, it's not random at all.

not to take away from the guy being a good swimmer and all, but it's really easy to accumulate gold medals when they're just inventing shit for you to compete in. I just saw he won another medal because he was the quickest to jump into the pool!

I lovelovelovelovelovelovelove the Olympics. I basically revel in any opportunity I get to cheer for America as we compete against other countries...and the once every four years thing makes the Olympics even better. I'm the kind of guy who still gets goosebumps every time they play the national anthem at a baseball game...so yeah...I get kind of giddy during Olympic time. I honestly swell with pride when I see an American on the medal stand with the flag being raised. I admit I'm pretty dorky about it, but whatever.

Swimming and gymnastics have always been my favorite sports, for whatever reason. During the 96 Olympics, I was kind of in love with Dominique Moceanu. I even went to the gymnastics tour of champions afterward and saw them live. This time around, I have a think for Nastia. And Sean Johnson is an adorable, adorable little chipmunk. And Michael Phelps is an amazing, non-human beast-type-thing.

My dad gave me a whole jar full of Olympic pins from like the 84 games in LA. They were my uncle's. I was tinking about selling em on eBay but the high point for selling em is probably over now. I'll take em to europe next summer and give them out to people that attend the wedding!

Dude...if you're going to sell them, sell them now. There was a big segment on the news last week about how Olympic pin-collecting has blown up during this year's Olympics. For whatever reason, it's become huge...pins from THIS YEAR'S games are going for upwards of $100 a pin.

i like cheering for other countries, like russia, germany, norway, sweden, whatever.

i cant stand america.

America the land is great the people that live on that land are retarded fucks and i hope everyone including me dies.

Nothing makes you look more intelligent than angry blanket statements.

Sorry, Jane. But spacebags = loltimes, especially if they're filled with cheap wine.

Also, the Olympics are cool and all, but they seriously need to have a drag racing event, with some wicked tracks and pimped out cars. Also, sword fighting. Fuck that pussy fencing shit. I wanna see people getting Medieval on each other.

Nothing makes you look less intelligent than having a comeback that's three times longer and four time who cares. BeeTeeDoubs, I fucked your mother.

That would be very rad lol.

Oh noes, please do not insult my sig. You have cut me to the quick. You know, the fact that I've had it up for a month and we just went over to HTML YESTERDAY and I haven't been arsed to fix it yet, because I don't know if they're going to stick with HTML or go back to BBcode yet, as there hasn't been an official announcement, so it seems kind of pointless to me to fix it until they do so.

Vitaly: You'll notice that I put the phone thing on the list of things that I thought were okay. And also I was kind of thinking of a conversation I had with my brother either. Also, Astronaut Wine, lulz.

Fucking fuck. I am now officially in a hurricane warning. I am gonna DIE.

I think I just fell in love with you all over again.

And I cried at the end of the Women's Marathon.

What I can't stand right now is being underestimated by people ... or to be more specific - when people underestimate the SCALE of my undertakings. FUCK THEM.

- other people
- myself
- the olympics

I'm with Jane on 300. That movie blows.

"Tonight, Spartans, we fight for Sparta with Spartan Sparata-ness to defend our Sparta. For Sparta!!!"

I swear to fuck, we know. We know. We know the fucking movie is set in fucking Sparta.

Also, I like watching Phelps. His freestyle stroke is so ugly (seriously, any swimming coach would try to break you of that limping arhythmic stroke) that it blows my mind to see him go that fast. It's mostly in his push off, though. Those couple butterfly kicks he gets in are usually where he takes the lead.

My House.
Eating Out.
School enrollment rules.

People who cannot stand the Olympics for political reasons. If you just don't like sports that's fine, but come on...

Oh, and whomever the female announcer is for the Olympic diving. She's such a bitch.

- reality t.v.
- reality t.v.
- reality t.v.

Oh, don't get me wrong, China can go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. But c'mon. The Olympics are cool.

- Knowing that Jane might be in danger
- The security people at my work
- My level in German

- Sissies
- Whiners
- Slackers

Omfg, seriously. Is there ONE page in that whole script that didn't have the word "Spartan" or "Sparta" on it!??!

Um, no they didn't... he won for the 8 races he (and his team on 3 occasions) won.

yeah, that worked, but "enter message" still doesn't delete automatically and come back after the first post, thats annoying.

the sight of my laptop which crashed two days back, everytime i look at it, i get depressed... it's like being dumped by a woman i was madly in love with.

^5

Agreed. I despise China for many reasons...political, social, lack-of-hot-chick-related, etc. I even think we should have boycotted the opening ceremony. But the Olympics are still awesome. And why would you want to deny adorable, adorable little Sean Johnson the chance to compete in the Olympics just because China and the IOC suck big ones? Seriously...have you SEEN how adorable she is? It's almost heartbreaking.

Whoever said she's like a little chipmunk was totally right. She has a pretty intense run, especially on the floor exercises to do those flips and things.

I said she's like a little chipmunk

And yeah, she does have a way intense run. Adorable.