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Who cares about rules. Live your life how you want to live it. And if that means you turn out to be enough of an asshole to get banned, So be it!
an·noy (ə-noi')
tr.v. an·noyed , an·noy·ing , an·noys
- To cause slight irritation to (another) by troublesome, often repeated acts.
- To harass or disturb by repeated attacks.
[Middle English anoien , from Old French anoier, ennuyer , from Vulgar Latin *inodiāre , to make odious , from Latin in odio , odious : in , in ; see in- 2 + odiō , ablative of odium , hatred ; see od- in Indo-European roots.]
Synonyms : These verbs mean to disturb or trouble a person, evoking moderate anger. Annoy refers to mild disturbance caused by an act that tries one's patience: The sound of the printer annoyed me.
Irritate is somewhat stronger: I was irritated by their constant interruptions.
Bother implies imposition: In the end, his complaining just bothered the supervisor.
Irk connotes a wearisome quality: The city council's inactivity irked the community.
Vex applies to an act capable of arousing anger or perplexity: Hecklers in the crowd vexed the speaker.
Provoke implies strong and often deliberate incitement to anger: His behavior provoked me to reprimand the whole team.
Aggravate is a less formal equivalent: "Threats only served to aggravate people in such cases" (William Makepeace Thackeray).
Peeve, also somewhat informal, suggests a querulous, resentful response to a mild disturbance: Your flippant answers peeved me.
To rile is to upset and to stir up: It riled me to have to listen to such lies.
Okay?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Good job Tuff!
"To harass or disturb by repeated attacks"
I think that was exactly what we were going for.
If we are going to play semantic games, then let us know the meaning of words.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic to me, or with me...
I am not being sarcastic at all. Some people don't know the meaning of certain words. I'm being helpful.
This is why we can't have nice things.
ok cool. Disregard that post then. lol.
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Dude, what d'ya think about you and I goin' Dutch on the next Brandon.Tietz Writing Seminar? Is he coming to New York?
douche

Not for long.
he was completely unjustifiably banned and everyone knows it.
STORY PLEASE.
Thanks.

haha! Nice use of gif, actually.

Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I've always been partial to this version

What the hell, I'll even toss in a fantastic wallpaper. (right-click, save to embiggen)

Catz is betttar.
well, that's just like your opinion, man
ok, team tiezt, it was taken too far. One gif did the deed.
and RT, I'd elaborate, but I'd be zapped.

Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Sorry, eagle just made my wallpaper.
and RT, I'd elaborate, but I'd be zapped.
I was afraid of that. There must be a way for me to find out...
Then it seems it's good that I didn't stop at the gif.
Dude, what d'ya think about you and I goin' Dutch on the next Brandon.Tietz Writing Seminar? Is he coming to New York?

Do not harass or intentionally annoy the ALEX or insult the website or website staff. If you do not like the ALEX or the rules, feel free to leave.
douche

Common sense is sheep's clothing, pup. You won't grow to be a big bad wolf like Machiavelli if you don't learn to hide your little fangs.
Well said.
"I need total sensory deprivation and backup drugs." AbFab

nate, that is terrifying
That scares me. A lot.

It's even more creepy when you can hear it
Haha... That slidin' kid is the best thing I've seen all day. Freaky.
Get on over to my website, young'un! www.subvertfromwithinrecords.blogspot.com
that poor kid's handicapped. Shame on you people for laughing at it!
Hell, we laugh at you, Nate.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm handiCAPABLE!
This thread always makes me cringe when it's bumped up.
In that case...
*BUMP*
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fuck tuffy! i nearly shat my pants!
Euw. That's not a cringe, it's Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
This is why we can't have nice things.
oh that's what that is. need to stay away from spicy food from now on.
Whoops, I guess that was the second time I F-um messed up on this site today. Sorry!
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/rules
"At some point he realized that he had began to play a game with himself, a very ancient one with no name, a kind of final solitare."-William Gibson
Rules in a knifefight?
There ain't no rules in aknifefight!
ok, someone count 1,2,3, go



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Doubt it.
Oh, I wasn't suggesting that necessarily.
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i agree with jaz. spicy food will make you poop.
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
People forget that there was a time when thes fora had no rules, yet we all existed in relative harmony...
This is why we can't have nice things.
The interwebs were younger and much more innocent back then, though.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I heard it was worse.
No, the first several months were perfectly lovely.
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The first 4 months or so, yeah. Then it got really awful. That's why we made up the rules.
There is hope, but not for us.



i suppose 'intentionally' does defeat me. But i had already given up before. I don't want to talk about it anymore, and i'm sure neither do you.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?