These are the RULES you are expected to know them

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whose name?

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AAHHHHHHH!!!

That was mostly the picture I was going to use when someone pretended to almost fall for it then realize at the last second.

I also would have used it if someone told me I was stupid.

I also wasn't sure if I should alter the spelling of AAAHHHHHH so that it didn't sound like I was scared, but more of a 'I gotcha!' or 'you got me!'. That's the one I'm going for.

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Dunno?
Kinda looks like a Keith

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it's like Frankie Muniz. If he ever really grew up.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
I thought he died in that tsunami a few years ago.

And here I'd been thinking that my birthday wishes never came true. Happy
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Ozymandias wrote:
nathaniel parker wrote:
I thought he died in that tsunami a few years ago.

And here I'd been thinking that my birthday wishes never came true. Happy

Whoa! I don't think I've ever disliked anyone that much from a forum to revel in their possible death.

On a completely different note..where's Brak? You two were tight, are you still in touch?

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Not really.

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who the fuck is kl0pper?

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First major banninating.

And second. And third.

Think a less mature but vastly smarter Ironmans.

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Six On The Dot wrote:
kl0pper?
that's like number six (times kl0pper was mentioned in this thread, not a play on tobii's name)
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No you're not Stephen. Shup Ut!

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teehee

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she didn't know the RULES about spam!

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these are the rules. we are expected to know them.

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Is there a list of all the mods anywhere? I'd be interested in knowing who is who, since I've only been back for a short time.

Thanks.

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Jkabol and I are Super mods as well as Riddlegimp I think (not sure since I haven't seen him around in a while).

Mirka, Kirk, and Vig Pup are admins.

I am not sure if we have any forum mods like we used to back in the day.

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i do! he was nice. We talked about art history a lot in chat.

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Six On The Dot wrote:
matthew.odonnell wrote:
these are the rules. we are expected to know them.

I kind of miss this kid?

He's been having Internet issues.

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ireLocus wrote:
Is there a list of all the mods anywhere? I'd be interested in knowing who is who, since I've only been back for a short time.

Thanks.


== ADMINS ==
Dennis
Kirk (Myself)
Mirka
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== SUPER MODS ==
JKabol
Riddlegimp
Smartazboy

== MOD ==
PGoutis01

== WORKSHOP MODS ==
JKabol
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Kirk wrote:
ireLocus wrote:
Is there a list of all the mods anywhere? I'd be interested in knowing who is who, since I've only been back for a short time.

Thanks.


== ADMINS ==
Dennis
Kirk (Myself)
Mirka
Polumna
vigorous puppy

== SUPER MODS ==
JKabol
Riddlegimp
Smartazboy

== MOD ==
PGoutis01

== WORKSHOP MODS ==
JKabol
kasey_carpenter
wickerkat

Thanks.

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Six On The Dot wrote:
I was so close! Silver star for me.

WINNER!

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Ellipsis! Wow he's mad!

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Adelaide.Alexa wrote:
Well this fucking sucks. Shame. He was a smart guy. And really wanted to join the writer's workshop. That's all killed now.

Unless he's smart enough to create another account and not get it banned this go-round by acting like a tool.

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I am a newbie to this forum so I am not sure about the rules.

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no worries, there is a link at the bottom of each page, the link titled "site guidelines", here:

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/rules

and welcome to the cult

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your dad is cute

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There was an episode of that Criminal Minds where the serial killer shot one of the investigators and wrote RULES on the wall in her blood. You see the screen shot of the wall as his voice over says, "RULES!" and ever since this thread happened I've wanted to find/download that episode just to rip that one part and embed it in here but I know only, like, one person would've clicked it. We don't even like nice things anymore.

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Its either at the end of this episode or somewhere in the next one: http://tazone.webs.com/?s=CM-s1e22 (there's a link to the next one in there too.)

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Dear All,

I am looking for a quote by Mr Chuck, something like this
'More and more I m just becoming a bad copy ( or was it rerun; if it wasnt it should have : ) ) of myself' - can someone out there help me to get the EXACT quote ( and book). I used to have it but lost it...

Thanks a million,

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hey, bananafish

try the author thread, not the rules thread. here:

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000005

oh, and welcome to the cult !!

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brandon.tietz wrote:
Six On The Dot wrote:
matthew.odonnell wrote:
these are the rules. we are expected to know them.

I kind of miss this kid?

He's been having Internet issues.

naww! that's fucking sweet. but now i miss her.

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Me too. She made us Valentine cards too.

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Wow! Rules that make sense. It was good reading. I especially liked the ones about not trying to circumvent the system and the interpretation of intention being at the discretion of the mods. This is definitely an interesting forum.

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I have read the rules and agree to abide by them.
It's really troubling how rules like this have to be made and posted; people can be pretty stupid I suppose.

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WhatTheHell wrote:
I have read the rules and agree to abide by them.
It's really troubling how rules like this have to be made and posted; people can be pretty stupid I suppose.

we live in a country where we have to say superman pj's dont actually make you fly. you dont have to come to the cult to find stupid, in fact, i bet you dont have to look too much further than probably the people you hang out with. i know i dont.
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Atomos wrote:

we live in a country where we have to say superman pj's dont actually make you fly. you dont have to come to the cult to find stupid, in fact, i bet you dont have to look too much further than probably the people you hang out with. i know i dont.

i don't hang out with people.

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AAAWWWWWWW!!!!!

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How do I delete my account? I searched for the option and wasn't able to find anything.

ETA: Mods have permission to go ahead and delete this account; I do not necessarily need a reply.

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We don't delete accounts.

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Your soul is OURS and you are expected to know this.

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MUUUHAHAHAHAHAH!

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If I'm fucking you, it's because I want to merge my soul with yours; regain, however briefly, the divine unity that was lost when we descended from glory and manifested into these clumsy flawed sexes.
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Only two other posts beyond the one on this page and he wants them deleted? WHat could he have possibly said?

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Maybe we bore him?

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pepper wrote:
Maybe we bore him?

Fuck that noise. That can't be it.

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He's prolly just pissed he picked a lame username and doesn't want to have to use another email address to pick a better one.

I mean, TreasureFound? Sounds like a Nick Cage movie. Which means, a boring movie you're sad you rented.

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brandon.tietz wrote:
pepper wrote:
Maybe we bore him?

Fuck that noise. That can't be it.

The only other explaination is we frighten him. He is afraid... very very afraid.

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ireLocus wrote:
He's prolly just pissed he picked a lame username and doesn't want to have to use another email address to pick a better one.

Didn't stop me....

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Kirk wrote:
We don't delete accounts.

Why?

And i remember someone, shotgunface or something like that, getting her account deleted around the time i came here.

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