These are the RULES you are expected to know them

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Atomos wrote:
it says to refrain from stupidity. with that in mind, im sure at least 30% of the members on this site are in violation of the forum rules.

More.

Ok, can we just talk about the percentages of topics that Kirk posted a few days ago? We are all sick fucks. No doubt 'bout it.

But there's always one guy who shits in the apple pie and ruins if for everyone else....well Ironman just shit in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back!----Mirka!

Yea, I definitely remember a couple years ago being slapped for reposting posts that were "Moderately" deleted. So, he definitely got lots of chances.

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Funny that the banner-ad below your message, verbatim, reads:

"Buy Your Amazon.com shit here.
Help Support the Cult." And there's a picture of Chuck to the left.

Why do we have to follow the rules--clearly, shit is a curse word--but Mr. Palahniuk *doesn't*? WTF!!!!????

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Chryse wrote:
Funny that the banner-ad below your message, verbatim, reads:

"Buy Your Amazon.com shit here.
Help Support the Cult." And there's a picture of Chuck to the left.

Why do we have to follow the rules--clearly, shit is a curse word--but Mr. Palahniuk *doesn't*? WTF!!!!????


His remarks will be stricken from the record.
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that ad is not in the shoutbox or in a thread title.

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I remember Ironman once said "yeast a suggestion". I was hysterical for days. Cracking up in class, muttering to myself in the hallways; people actually seemed to think I had gotten a life. But I hadn't. Just an Ironman.

*sniffle*

He broke the rules, he got punished, justice was served, and all is right with the world. My life is back to empty nothingness. I think I'll watch some Seasame Street.

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Was googling something totally unrelated today and this thread came up as a result.

Made me smile.

Thanks for the lulz you crazy kids.

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Unsure

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Tuffy wrote:
Was googling something totally unrelated today and this thread came up as a result.

Made me smile.

Thanks for the lulz you crazy kids.

Tuffy? As in Dumptruck Tuffy? Decalogue??

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mirka wrote:
Tuffy? As in Dumptruck Tuffy? Decalogue??

Evidence of the old glazzies.

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i still think you're secretly posting under another name.

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PULL THE OTHER ONE!

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Tuffy wrote:
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Tuffy? As in Dumptruck Tuffy? Decalogue??

Evidence of the old glazzies.

Oh man, I miss you. Stick around!

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PULL THE OTHER ONE!

In some countries that would make us married.

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glamhoth wrote:
i still think you're secretly posting under another name.

Awesome if true, but no.

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Oh man, I miss you. Stick around!

Tell ya what. I'll be here off n on for a couple hours. Longer than that, no. No point, no time, no inclination.

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Tuffy wrote:
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Oh man, I miss you. Stick around!

Tell ya what. I'll be here off n on for a couple hours. Longer than that, no. No point, no time, no inclination.

Aw, shaddup. Read my PM!

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I did. Should I PM you back?

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Tuffy wrote:
I did. Should I PM you back?

That would please me, but it's up to you.

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Proud am I to be the candy-colored vomitus befouling 6/.'s Cult experience.

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Holy (Censored)!

I can't believe I missed this...Ironmans, cut down in his prime.

I feel we should have a wake for him, culties all dressed up, getting drunk and reminiscing around an empty urn, the memory of IRONMANS.

I won't be doing a thread in defense of Ironmans this time...While I think a permaban is harsh, it is certainly true he's been tempting the adminstration here as long as he's been around. His weekly bannings were a running joke for us all...I guess I can't blame you if that got old and you decided life would be easier just capping his ass once and for all.

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Parody thread I decided not to make: These are my JEWELS you are expected to blow them

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Damn, Iron pushed it too far, man. Too far...

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Nightrious wrote:
Parody thread I decided not to make: These are my JEWELS you are expected to blow them

Ok, this one would have been pretty great.
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oh,thanks guys for deleting my post.Very "sweet".

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which one?

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she mocked the rules, man.

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I dont habeeb it!

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G.Tina wrote:
oh,thanks guys for deleting my post.Very "sweet".

It was indeed sweet of me. If you don't like the rules, then post something articulate instead of something insulting and childish.

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ok,better just delete my account...because you didn`t give me this option.

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G.Tina wrote:
ok,better just delete my account...because you didn`t give me this option.

All you have to do is delete your personal information such as your avatar, sig, etc and not log in again. It's really that simple.

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Bye.

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mirka wrote:
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ok,better just delete my account...because you didn`t give me this option.

All you have to do is delete your personal information such as your avatar, sig, etc and not log in again. It's really that simple.

no it`s not simple...cause I have to spend my time for this shit.I wanna delete my account forever!
one button --that`s all i ask

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G.Tina wrote:
mirka wrote:
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ok,better just delete my account...because you didn`t give me this option.

All you have to do is delete your personal information such as your avatar, sig, etc and not log in again. It's really that simple.

no it`s not simple...cause I have to spend my time for this shit.I wanna delete my account forever!
one button --that`s all i ask

So you are asking us to spend our time to make this convenient for you? Log out.

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Dammit, stop fighting youse guys. If I lose out on Scuba/horsie pics because of this...

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mirka wrote:
G.Tina wrote:
mirka wrote:
G.Tina wrote:
ok,better just delete my account...because you didn`t give me this option.

All you have to do is delete your personal information such as your avatar, sig, etc and not log in again. It's really that simple.

no it`s not simple...cause I have to spend my time for this shit.I wanna delete my account forever!
one button --that`s all i ask

So you are asking us to spend our time to make this convenient for you? Log out.

every website has it! you don`t

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Wait, wait ...I get it. You guys are having some kind of performance art thing about euthanasia here, right?

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G.Tina wrote:
every website has it! you don`t

Facebook?

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monkeywright wrote:
Wait, wait ...I get it. You guys are having some kind of performance art thing about euthanasia here, right?

yes,Monkey. That`s what I need to start a new life.

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G.Tina wrote:
mirka wrote:
G.Tina wrote:
mirka wrote:
G.Tina wrote:
ok,better just delete my account...because you didn`t give me this option.

All you have to do is delete your personal information such as your avatar, sig, etc and not log in again. It's really that simple.

no it`s not simple...cause I have to spend my time for this shit.I wanna delete my account forever!
one button --that`s all i ask

So you are asking us to spend our time to make this convenient for you? Log out.

every website has it! you don`t

You're still here?

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mirka wrote:

You're still here?

hahahahahaha

this is great never gets old

so who else thinks Ironman is coming back under a new face? if not already here...I mean that is if he uses a different IP address.

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Ironmans gets banned. Tuffy shows up.

Coincidence?

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yes and that is all

note * you spelled "coincidence" correctly

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would Ironman spell coincidence correctly?

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i guess we'll never know...

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I'll miss Gtina, we were going to live like nomads with ironaman and find the time portal at stonehenge. Plain

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Other things that are bad-wrong-sin!

Making a photo of a man eating a baby your avatar!
Making & deleting two pages woth of threads!
kl0pper!
Threatening to "go to yo house and cut a mothafucka!".
Too many commas.
Multiple user names / personalities.
That new skinless KFC crap.

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Lazlo Of The Dead wrote:

kl0pper!

You're not even allowed to say that name.

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Tuffy wrote:
Lazlo Of The Dead wrote:

kl0pper!

You're not even allowed to say that name.


great. now both of you said it. now he'll be coming back, you know.. still naked, too. i betcha !
now i'm very upset and cant eat lunch. goodbye-
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I thought he died in that tsunami a few years ago.

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you have to say his name 3 times before he comes back, duh