These are the RULES you are expected to know them

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Sat, 03/28/2009 - 08:27

#51

spacemonkey1888

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

Atomos wrote:

it says to refrain from stupidity. with that in mind, im sure at least 30% of the members on this site are in violation of the forum rules.

More.

Ok, can we just talk about the percentages of topics that Kirk posted a few days ago? We are all sick fucks. No doubt 'bout it.

But there's always one guy who shits in the apple pie and ruins if for everyone else....well Ironman just shit in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back!----Mirka!

Yea, I definitely remember a couple years ago being slapped for reposting posts that were "Moderately" deleted. So, he definitely got lots of chances.

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Sat, 03/28/2009 - 18:29

#52

Chryse

Chryse Wymer

From: Ohio

Joined: 02/13/2009

Funny that the banner-ad below your message, verbatim, reads:

"Buy Your Amazon.com shit here.
Help Support the Cult." And there's a picture of Chuck to the left.

Why do we have to follow the rules--clearly, shit is a curse word--but Mr. Palahniuk *doesn't*? WTF!!!!????

Sat, 03/28/2009 - 18:33

#53

ejrathke

vaginal banana

Joined: 02/08/2008

Chryse wrote:

Funny that the banner-ad below your message, verbatim, reads:

"Buy Your Amazon.com shit here.
Help Support the Cult." And there's a picture of Chuck to the left.

Why do we have to follow the rules--clearly, shit is a curse word--but Mr. Palahniuk *doesn't*? WTF!!!!????

His remarks will be stricken from the record.

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Sat, 03/28/2009 - 18:34

#54

nathaniel parker

once taught a whale to jump out of it's tail.

From: aboard The Pequod

Joined: 06/23/2005

that ad is not in the shoutbox or in a thread title.

Sun, 03/29/2009 - 11:39

#55

Be_The_Change_Bri

From: sunshine state USA

Joined: 07/10/2007

I remember Ironman once said "yeast a suggestion". I was hysterical for days. Cracking up in class, muttering to myself in the hallways; people actually seemed to think I had gotten a life. But I hadn't. Just an Ironman.

*sniffle*

He broke the rules, he got punished, justice was served, and all is right with the world. My life is back to empty nothingness. I think I'll watch some Seasame Street.

Sun, 03/29/2009 - 14:06

#56

Tuffy

Joined: 03/29/2009

Was googling something totally unrelated today and this thread came up as a result.

Made me smile.

Thanks for the lulz you crazy kids.

Sun, 03/29/2009 - 14:17

#57

Adelaide.Alexa

Ultra Brawlic

Joined: 04/23/2008

Unsure

Sun, 03/29/2009 - 15:23

#58

mirka

Administrator

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

Tuffy wrote:

Was googling something totally unrelated today and this thread came up as a result.

Made me smile.

Thanks for the lulz you crazy kids.

Tuffy? As in Dumptruck Tuffy? Decalogue??

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I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendos,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after.

Sun, 03/29/2009 - 15:27

#59

Tuffy

Joined: 03/29/2009

mirka wrote:

Tuffy? As in Dumptruck Tuffy? Decalogue??

Evidence of the old glazzies.

Sun, 03/29/2009 - 15:29

#60

glamhoth

agog

From: The Hand Mitten. of my heart.

Joined: 03/27/2003

i still think you're secretly posting under another name.

Sun, 03/29/2009 - 15:30

#61

Nightrious

Joined: 11/10/2003

PULL THE OTHER ONE!

Sun, 03/29/2009 - 15:33

#62

mirka

Administrator

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

Tuffy wrote:

mirka wrote:

Tuffy? As in Dumptruck Tuffy? Decalogue??

Evidence of the old glazzies.

Oh man, I miss you. Stick around!

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I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendos,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after.

Sun, 03/29/2009 - 15:34

#63

Tuffy

Joined: 03/29/2009

Nightrious wrote:

PULL THE OTHER ONE!

In some countries that would make us married.

Sun, 03/29/2009 - 15:37

#64

Tuffy

Joined: 03/29/2009

glamhoth wrote:

i still think you're secretly posting under another name.

Awesome if true, but no.

Sun, 03/29/2009 - 15:40

#65

Tuffy

Joined: 03/29/2009

mirka wrote:

Oh man, I miss you. Stick around!

Tell ya what. I'll be here off n on for a couple hours. Longer than that, no. No point, no time, no inclination.

Sun, 03/29/2009 - 15:43

#66

mirka

Administrator

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

Tuffy wrote:

mirka wrote:

Oh man, I miss you. Stick around!

Tell ya what. I'll be here off n on for a couple hours. Longer than that, no. No point, no time, no inclination.

Aw, shaddup. Read my PM!

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I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendos,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after.

Sun, 03/29/2009 - 16:03

#67

Tuffy

Joined: 03/29/2009

I did. Should I PM you back?

Sun, 03/29/2009 - 16:04

#68

mirka

Administrator

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

Tuffy wrote:

I did. Should I PM you back?

That would please me, but it's up to you.

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I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendos,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after.

Mon, 03/30/2009 - 02:20

#69

Six On The Dot

You can't imagine how much fun we're having.

From: Bed

Joined: 12/05/2003

This thread is like a rollercoster of highs and lows, flipping my stomach around all crazy, but when Tuffy came back, yeah man, I barfed.

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Mon, 03/30/2009 - 08:24

#70

Tuffy

Joined: 03/29/2009

Proud am I to be the candy-colored vomitus befouling 6/.'s Cult experience.

Mon, 03/30/2009 - 20:04

#71

Giggan

Viva Voluntarisme

From: Concord, The Shire

Joined: 10/19/2006

Holy (Censored)!

I can't believe I missed this...Ironmans, cut down in his prime.

I feel we should have a wake for him, culties all dressed up, getting drunk and reminiscing around an empty urn, the memory of IRONMANS.

I won't be doing a thread in defense of Ironmans this time...While I think a permaban is harsh, it is certainly true he's been tempting the adminstration here as long as he's been around. His weekly bannings were a running joke for us all...I guess I can't blame you if that got old and you decided life would be easier just capping his ass once and for all.

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Mon, 03/30/2009 - 20:05

#72

Nightrious

Joined: 11/10/2003

Parody thread I decided not to make: These are my JEWELS you are expected to blow them

Fri, 04/03/2009 - 21:16

#73

Caligula7

Always outnumbered, never outgunned.

From: Somewhere between manic & depressive.

Joined: 02/12/2007

Damn, Iron pushed it too far, man. Too far...

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Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:28

#74

Smartazboy

Same as it ever was.

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

Nightrious wrote:

Parody thread I decided not to make: These are my JEWELS you are expected to blow them

Ok, this one would have been pretty great.

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Sun, 04/26/2009 - 21:17

#75

G.Tina

Joined: 11/02/2007

oh,thanks guys for deleting my post.Very "sweet".

Sun, 04/26/2009 - 21:18

#76

nathaniel parker

once taught a whale to jump out of it's tail.

From: aboard The Pequod

Joined: 06/23/2005

which one?

Sun, 04/26/2009 - 21:20

#77

monkeywright

Since 1862.

From: Los Angeles

Joined: 12/05/2004

she mocked the rules, man.

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Sun, 04/26/2009 - 21:21

#78

nathaniel parker

once taught a whale to jump out of it's tail.

From: aboard The Pequod

Joined: 06/23/2005

I dont habeeb it!

Sun, 04/26/2009 - 21:23

#79

mirka

Administrator

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

G.Tina wrote:

oh,thanks guys for deleting my post.Very "sweet".

It was indeed sweet of me. If you don't like the rules, then post something articulate instead of something insulting and childish.

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I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendos,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after.

Sun, 04/26/2009 - 22:08

#80

G.Tina

Joined: 11/02/2007

ok,better just delete my account...because you didn`t give me this option.

Sun, 04/26/2009 - 22:15

#81

mirka

Administrator

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

G.Tina wrote:

ok,better just delete my account...because you didn`t give me this option.

All you have to do is delete your personal information such as your avatar, sig, etc and not log in again. It's really that simple.

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I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendos,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after.

Sun, 04/26/2009 - 22:15

#82

Tuffy

Joined: 03/29/2009

Bye.

Sun, 04/26/2009 - 22:20

#83

G.Tina

Joined: 11/02/2007

mirka wrote:

G.Tina wrote:

ok,better just delete my account...because you didn`t give me this option.

All you have to do is delete your personal information such as your avatar, sig, etc and not log in again. It's really that simple.

no it`s not simple...cause I have to spend my time for this shit.I wanna delete my account forever!
one button --that`s all i ask

Sun, 04/26/2009 - 22:23

#84

mirka

Administrator

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

G.Tina wrote:

mirka wrote:

G.Tina wrote:

ok,better just delete my account...because you didn`t give me this option.

All you have to do is delete your personal information such as your avatar, sig, etc and not log in again. It's really that simple.

no it`s not simple...cause I have to spend my time for this shit.I wanna delete my account forever!
one button --that`s all i ask

So you are asking us to spend our time to make this convenient for you? Log out.

__________________________

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendos,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after.

Sun, 04/26/2009 - 22:24

#85

monkeywright

Since 1862.

From: Los Angeles

Joined: 12/05/2004

Dammit, stop fighting youse guys. If I lose out on Scuba/horsie pics because of this...

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Sun, 04/26/2009 - 22:31

#86

G.Tina

Joined: 11/02/2007

mirka wrote:

G.Tina wrote:

mirka wrote:

G.Tina wrote:

ok,better just delete my account...because you didn`t give me this option.

All you have to do is delete your personal information such as your avatar, sig, etc and not log in again. It's really that simple.

no it`s not simple...cause I have to spend my time for this shit.I wanna delete my account forever!
one button --that`s all i ask

So you are asking us to spend our time to make this convenient for you? Log out.

every website has it! you don`t

Sun, 04/26/2009 - 22:32

#87

monkeywright

Since 1862.

From: Los Angeles

Joined: 12/05/2004

Wait, wait ...I get it. You guys are having some kind of performance art thing about euthanasia here, right?

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Sun, 04/26/2009 - 22:32

#88

Tuffy

Joined: 03/29/2009

G.Tina wrote:

every website has it! you don`t

Facebook?

Sun, 04/26/2009 - 22:37

#89

G.Tina

Joined: 11/02/2007

monkeywright wrote:

Wait, wait ...I get it. You guys are having some kind of performance art thing about euthanasia here, right?

yes,Monkey. That`s what I need to start a new life.

Sun, 04/26/2009 - 22:39

#90

mirka

Administrator

From: Tangled up in Blue

Joined: 02/27/2003

G.Tina wrote:

mirka wrote:

G.Tina wrote:

mirka wrote:

G.Tina wrote:

ok,better just delete my account...because you didn`t give me this option.

All you have to do is delete your personal information such as your avatar, sig, etc and not log in again. It's really that simple.

no it`s not simple...cause I have to spend my time for this shit.I wanna delete my account forever!
one button --that`s all i ask

So you are asking us to spend our time to make this convenient for you? Log out.

every website has it! you don`t

You're still here?

__________________________

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendos,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after.

Tue, 04/28/2009 - 01:46

#91

Six On The Dot

You can't imagine how much fun we're having.

From: Bed

Joined: 12/05/2003

monkeywright wrote:

Wait, wait ...I get it. You guys are having some kind of performance art thing about euthanasia here, right?

interpretive break dance break!

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Tue, 04/28/2009 - 06:53

#92

spacemonkey1888

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

mirka wrote:

You're still here?

hahahahahaha

this is great never gets old

so who else thinks Ironman is coming back under a new face? if not already here...I mean that is if he uses a different IP address.

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Defeat according to their rules may very well be victory according to yours. -Rollins

Friends may come and go, but two hundred pounds is always two hundred. -Rollins

Tue, 04/28/2009 - 07:04

#93

Tuffy

Joined: 03/29/2009

Ironmans gets banned. Tuffy shows up.

Coincidence?

Tue, 04/28/2009 - 10:19

#94

JKabol

i just wanna be a real boy

From: my wife said it was okay

Joined: 12/03/2003

yes and that is all

note * you spelled "coincidence" correctly

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Tue, 04/28/2009 - 14:51

#95

spacemonkey1888

From: Live from New York!

Joined: 03/10/2004

would Ironman spell coincidence correctly?

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Friends may come and go, but two hundred pounds is always two hundred. -Rollins

Tue, 04/28/2009 - 15:04

#96

damien_mayfair

is watching you sleep.

Joined: 08/20/2006

i guess we'll never know...

Tue, 04/28/2009 - 16:27

#97

Adelaide.Alexa

Ultra Brawlic

Joined: 04/23/2008

I'll miss Gtina, we were going to live like nomads with ironaman and find the time portal at stonehenge. Plain

Sun, 08/02/2009 - 18:58

#98

Lazlo Of The Dead

FSC R 4 H8RS

From: Indiana

Joined: 07/22/2008

Other things that are bad-wrong-sin!

Making a photo of a man eating a baby your avatar!
Making & deleting two pages woth of threads!
kl0pper!
Threatening to "go to yo house and cut a mothafucka!".
Too many commas.
Multiple user names / personalities.
That new skinless KFC crap.

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Mon, 08/03/2009 - 09:30

#99

Tuffy

Joined: 03/29/2009

Lazlo Of The Dead wrote:

kl0pper!

You're not even allowed to say that name.

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 11:35

#100

JKabol

i just wanna be a real boy

From: my wife said it was okay

Joined: 12/03/2003

Tuffy wrote:

Lazlo Of The Dead wrote:

kl0pper!

You're not even allowed to say that name.

great. now both of you said it. now he'll be coming back, you know.. still naked, too. i betcha !
now i'm very upset and cant eat lunch. goodbye-

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