These are a Few of my Favorite Things
Hands up who did get New Year Sex?
*Hands down*
*Hands down here too*
It's been too long.
gosh. We are all lame.
Thank You Tuffy!
Me No Sex Either!
Whatever Whore!
Totally got some sex.
Cult Winner!
The short amount of time between that post and my last makes me laugh, especially because we had a whole conversation between the sex and the me coming here and posting about it.
I still win.
^WINNING
Whatever Whore!
I had sex with myself.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I got it... twice.
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Me too.
But is was a victory because it was the first time I'd been able to literally in months.
This is why we can't have nice things.
^5
small accomplishments! My favorite kind.
WOO
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
NO! DON'T HIGH FIVE THAT HAN--oh, god.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
yeah, I realised a little too late. I was trying to just be discrete about washing it off... you have officially made this thread completely tactless. ARE YOU HAPPY?
I was just trying to save you. YOU'RE WELCOME.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Thank you for your concern, Mr. Manners.
Funnily enough, I was actually just writing something about Oh crap, maybe a high five wasn't the best plan, but then decided to just hope no one was looking, then you posted. 
I was told (in reference to a joke between us earlier) that I could have his (my ex's) "wang" if I wanted, and that it would be better than having random "wang."
I laughed it off and said no thanks.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Euw, "wang".
This is why we can't have nice things.
Hehe. Wang is a funny word.
I've been doing my pelvic floor exercises. At least something is happening down there.
I've been doing my pelvic floor exercises. At least something is happening down there.
oh my hahahaha
I don't want my bits to fall out!
*Hands down*
I didn't get to see the Big Apple drop.
Finally got some!
Aren't girls women who are preggers usually really horny?
There are stages of it. Unfortunatly when I was in that stage I was also feeling really sick all the time too, I don't think repetitive movement would have done me well.
Aw that sucks!
I know! I'd wake up and want it bad, but then feel too sick to do anything about it.
I hate it when that happens.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I totally got some.
Big moments of the year:
Fell in love.
Changed careers after complaining for 5 years about how much I hated my old one.
Published about 15 stories.
Got my heart broken.
Moved into a nice studio.
Got an awesome kitten.
Lost my best friends in the world, still no idea why.
Reconnected with some old friends.
Dated a few nice girls.
Slept with more than a few not nice girls.
Was caught in a riot and wounded by the police.
Became a radical nonviolence activist.
Broke someone else's heart.
Started a book I'm pretty proud of.
Was hospitalized for my bipolar after a pretty serious episode.
Restarted medication that makes me less crazy.
Discovered the joys of the martini.
I'm sure there's more. It was a hell of a year.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
That is a hell of a year Mckay.
I didn't have sex either. but that's nothing new.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
