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Spunck
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Some of you may think that my name has to do with semen. It has absolutely nothing to do with semen. The name originates from, like Nate said when I posted my first thread here, the term "spelunker." Now, Spunck seems like a far shot from spelunker, but I altered it to my likings. Without that white globby stuff in my mind. Some how Nate guessed it first try. Crazy fucker. You see, as a child I joined a Spelunkers Society and we all came up with our own nick names that had, in some way or another, close ties with "spelunker." Our first meeting was learning about caves and so on. Some kid came up with "splanky" as a nick name. Another kid came up with "spanker," and some jackass just decided to have his nickname "reknuleps" which is spelunker backwards.

But you see, I just want to be excepted here at the cult. The only time I felt really excepted was when I was a child in the Spelunkers Society. I had such great fun. I've been searching for that feeling of being excepted again. I have forgotten what it feels like. I've gone far too long without it and I must say, some aspects of not being excepted is great, but I need that feeling again.

Fuck it, right when I cummed, I exclaimed a noise that resembled Spunck. It went like, "SSPUHHHNCCK."

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Oh by the way, if you guys want to know, my heart is huge right now. I just want to give a shout out to all y'all and tell you that if it weren't for you guys, I wouldn't have learned how to laugh. You guys make it so easy to laugh, cry, and sometimes even jump on my bed with joy. That last one is very rare, though. The first one is true. Keep it up, and may you all be free from the chains that tie you down (if there are any).

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We at the cult are happy to help.

Excepted = excluded, by the way.

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I knew something smelled fishy about that society.

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I care deeply about all of this!

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I must not be dirty minded much since I didn't see the relation between the word spunck and semen.

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I'm not sure what to say.

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who are you?

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morey wrote:
who are you?

I am just a kid and life is a nightmare.

Silly question.

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nathaniel parker
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yeah, you wanted to go with "accepted."

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Spunck wrote:
morey wrote:
who are you?

I am just a kid and life is a nightmare.

Silly question.

is that julian lennon or meryl streep in yer avatar?
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Lol.

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nathaniel parker wrote:
yeah, you wanted to go with "accepted."

Damn. I feel like a moron.

No use hiding what I am. It shall stay that way.

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Ritt
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"Spelunk" always makes me think of a liquid glob splatting on the floor. Like a cough that turns into pleghm that turns into minor vomit.

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So, every time you hock a loogie you exclaim, "spelunk?"

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If so, that's awesomee!

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Ritt
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No. That's just what I think it should sound like throughout it's speedy journey of escaping the mouth and smacking the floor. Spelunck!

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Ha, if it did, I would probably spit so much. Depending on how loud it sounded. I guess the bigger the glob, the louder the sound. So I would build up my phlegm each day and make that sound at the end of the day. It would be invigorating.

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I always say spelunking for anal sex.

How about some spelunkin, dearest?

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That too.

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Interesting. It's all because of the "lunk" part.

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