Theory

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]i think the joke puppet should become an institution on this board. use him, and use him often. [/B][/QUOTE] :mad: Shit.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Aurelius Caulfield [/i]
[B]You must lick bollocks. [/B][/QUOTE]

oh man, i dont have the time.
can my personal assistant do that on my behalf?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B]Maybe it's just cos I live in Texas and no girls know how to do their nails right, so the ones that try to do something neat with them fuck up and look trashy. [/B][/QUOTE]

disx, old boy, i have been to the great state of texas at least seven times and i have to tell you that some of the most beautiful and feminine women come from your home state. i'm talking the kind of woman that wears a dress, has her hair done and looks as picture perfect as a woman can look and still will be able to draw a six shooter faster than the guy standing twenty paces in front of her. i love texas women.

Oh, we've got some nice looking girls here, but I dunno, longs nails are always trashy looking around here, it seems. Or maybe I just don't like long nails so you should fuck off. >_<

dude, tone the testosterone down, way down. it almost sounds like you want to fight me. well, do you? do you, punk? *assumes pugilistic stance*

YEAH IF I EVER MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BEAT YOU UP FOR SURE.

But erm, no. Everything I say is bullshit. I'm rarely serious. Or am I? who cares