The thread that will make you all hate me.
The truth about me:
*I've only been laid once
*I'm poor
*I never really left the cult, I made that post as an excuse to leave because I am addicted, and I hate being addicted because I think most of you are losers.
*I have two other usernames on the cult
*I'm eighteen years old and I've never had a job
*I failed my exam to get my licence, and I have horrible procrastination, so I haven't went back to try again
*I once melested a rotweiler <---My darkest secret
*I have made out with two of my cousins <---Second darkest secret
*I only have four friends, and when they call I don't answer the phone. I've been sitting up in my room for one year and six months, and I now have a fear of being in large groups. I get light headed when people I don't know say things to me.
*My testicles often hurt, and there's a weird pain that shoots up my ass sometimes, but I'm afraid of hospitals. I went to get it checked once, but I got scared and ran away.
[U]What I hate about you people:[/U]
Jane S: How long did you think your goodgirl attitude would work? c'mon, damnit, it isn't funny anymore, it's lame. And you're fat, thanks!
Tuffy The Dump Truck: I picture this guy being an old, balding, washed up, bitch. But he's happy as long as a forum full of dipshits still thinks he's 'tough'. Hey tuffy, Disx has spoken against you, maybe you should try to regain your reputation with a few more internet slang jokes in an attempt to be ironically clever. Everybody knows that you didn't get stabbed in the throat, you probably got cut lightly on the chin, and then shit yourself while your friends took down the guy that cut you.
Brock Landers: Hey, lets all go out and talk about sex in front of a bunch of 16 year old geeks that probably haven't even seen a pussy.
"I work out every day, RAAHHH!!" why not make a thirty paragraph post about it, dipshit. If you don't like the threads that are up, why not try to make a thread yourself? Oh right, I forgot, your independent thought filter has broken. This is a guy whose creatism comes only in the form of masturbation tales and sex scandals that he wasn't part of.
I know your plan, you figure that if you entertain us enough then we won't mind when you go on a sad little rant about how much you hate life. Well it didn't work, I'm annoyed. I'm very annoyed, actually. I don't give a shit about your problems, so shut the fuck up.
Alene: Your "I'm a bitch and proud of it" act isn't impressing anybody. It's been done, your entire persona can be found on the t-shirts of fat, bingo ladies with purple stretch pants.
Trypdwyre: If you're so fucking smart, how come you work in a library?
The Average Cultist: You tried way too hard to fit in. Your mass of content that you post is equal to the word Banwagon. You are such a fucking faker, all you do is sum up lousy parodies and walk around agreeing with everyone.
Get a life, geekcunt.
Grae: Nobody likes you, get the fuck out!!
Kl0pper: You add nothing of value to any conversation. Your jokes are old and overused, you aren't funny and you never have been.
You post single lines of predictable text and then you think everyone gives a shit about your lousy opinion.
"This is emo, that is emo, he is emo" Give it up, fagbreath.
Snow White: You never get jokes. You never tell good jokes. You never understand intelligent posts, and you never make intelligent posts. You're like the hot blonde that rich people bring to parties, except you aren't blonde, and you aren't hot. And you can't take a picture worth shit, what's that half open mouth shit all about? You look like something out of a shitty John Carpenter film.
The Gucci Ghost: You copy the posting style of somebody that wasn't funny.
the end.
Mirkah: You use your cult awards like the psychiatrist with his diplomas. Sitting up there looking down, so that when people think, "This girl is lame," she can turn around and say, "No look, I have accomplishments."
Nobody likes you anymore. You're boring. You're too mod like. And if you have the time to do the things that you do here then you are obviously a geek.
Six on the Dot: You're nothing but a little richy bitch with a craving for attention. Keep talking like a tramp, people are really starting to dig you. You need this though, don't you? You need it so that you can pretend to be something you wish you were.
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I watched a show about a prison where people were locked in holding cells that didn't have bars, they were just small rooms. The prisoners would throw notes out through crack under the door, and the other prisoners would use their shoe laces as ropes to try and catch the notes and drag them in.
Because humans need some form of socialism, and this kept the prisoners alive.
That's all you guys are to me.
Because sometimes, things just happen. there isn't always a logical explanation for what happens, there isn't always reason, sometimes: Shit happens.
Sometimes bad things happen to people, and that's all there is to it.
Why am I the one that has to wear the same pants every single day because he can't afford new ones? Why am I the one with the skin condition that makes me have to stay inside all day during the summer, because the sun will put a huge flaming rash over my body.
Why am I the one with the depressed father that tells him everyday about how his life would be perfect if he had of decided not to have children. Why is MY mom the one that cries all the time about the shithole house we live in. Why am I the one that has to listen to everyone's problems?
Why am I the one that doesn't get a call when there's a party going on?
Answer: Sometimes, things just happen.
That's all there is to it.
I wake up and have a cigarette. Then I come on the cult. Then I just sit here, bored. Then I have a shower. Then I sit here. Then I check my emails, then I sit here. Then I try to cry but the tears won't come.
This is my life, nothing ever happens.
But then, there's suicide. I've thought about it a lot, but never went through with it because my parents would go through hell if I killed myself.
But today, today I realized that this horrible house, the times I had to attend the first day of school with the same old handmedowns while the other kids had brand new Nike shit, the times that I would have to come home from friends houses because they're having supper and I would come home to my mom sitting on the couch drinking beer, and I'd ask her if she was making supper and she would tell me to fuck off...all of this, this is their fault.
Everything.
I didn't choose to be born into this life, it just happend. And so I'll rebel.
oh I've held the knife to my wrists before, but the thought of my parents misery drew the blade from my wrist. But now, I want them to be miserable.
I have a glass of straight tobacco that I made from the Anarchists cook book, they say it that three drops should kill someone.
I'll drink, and then slit my wrists.
And that won't be something that just happens. This will be something I choose, not like the principal that kicked me out of school because I had two absenses, this will be different, this will be MY choice.
And the only people I can tell are you guys, because I don't have to look into your eyes. You're the only friends I have left, and I hate you all.
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Hmmmm honesty is good.... I guess.
I pity you, not hate, but certainly pity.
Your eyes are yours to close.
Never let go, Sleep is wrong.
When I grow up I'm never gonna sleep.
When I grow up I'm never gonna cry.
When I go out I'm never coming home.
When I grow up I'm never gonna die.
~SGM
[QUOTE=Nightrious]Grae: Nobody likes you, get the fuck out!![/QUOTE]
Fuck you, fuck everyone else, I'll leave when I feel like it.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/graeme2004/turksmako.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Every word is an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.[/SIZE]
i didnt hate you for this until you started with the whole "why me" paragraphs. I still dont. But i dont dig that "why me" attitude. Grab a fucking hold of yourself. Nothing ever happens? move yer ass to make stuff happen.
I thought you were better than this. If you commit suicide you'll prove nothing, and you aint even doing it for a real reason. Get out more. get laid. If you suicide, you're gonna miss all the good times in your life that will happen if you dont. Youre a pathetic little man. so change it. change your fucking life. dont end it.
[QUOTE=Fake Plstic Trees]i didnt hate you for this until you started with the whole "why me" paragraphs. I still dont. But i dont dig that "why me" attitude. Grab a fucking hold of yourself. Nothing ever happens? move yer ass to make stuff happen.
I thought you were better than this. If you commit suicide you'll prove nothing, and you aint even doing it for a real reason. Get out more. get laid. If you suicide, you're gonna miss all the good times in your life that will happen if you dont. Youre a pathetic little man. so change it. change your fucking life. dont end it.[/QUOTE]
Good point. Noone's life is fucking easy. I've gone thru shit that I wouldn't wish on anyone. But I'm stronger for it. Sure I tried to kill myself, but i was 16 and in need of a shrink. Plus it fucking hurt like a bitch. You're going with a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Suck it up, go to a Dermatologist, get a job, and answer the phone when your friends call.
Your eyes are yours to close.
Never let go, Sleep is wrong.
When I grow up I'm never gonna sleep.
When I grow up I'm never gonna cry.
When I go out I'm never coming home.
When I grow up I'm never gonna die.
~SGM
Wow. Your honesty is astounding.
I feel really left out for not getting bitched about, goddammit. I'm just annoying as everyone else, but apparently not important enough to ever get talked about. [i]Fine.[/i]
Jesus Christ, Night.
A Vendetta production. <3
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/Vendetta_M/batboy.jpg[/IMG]
[SIZE=1]Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair[/SIZE]
awesome post
i took you off my ignore list because of it
but youre wrong about me
i dont make jokes
[QUOTE=RandomThought]Wow. Your honesty is astounding.
I feel really left out for not getting bitched about, goddammit. I'm just annoying as everyone else, but apparently not important enough to ever get talked about. Fine.[/QUOTE]
yeah me too. Im gonna have to be uniquely annoying.
[QUOTE=Nightrious]Tuffy The Dump Truck: I picture this guy being an old, balding, washed up, bitch. But he's happy as long as a forum full of dipshits still thinks he's 'tough'. Hey tuffy, Disx has spoken against you, maybe you should try to regain your reputation with a few more internet slang jokes in an attempt to be ironically clever. Everybody knows that you didn't get stabbed in the throat, you probably got cut lightly on the chin, and then shit yourself while your friends took down the guy that cut you.[/QUOTE]
Sigworthy.
[QUOTE=Tuffy the Dump Truck]Sigworthy.[/QUOTE]
i think hes right
Whiner = whiner
Nightrious whining about life = whiner
Me whining about Nightrious = whiner.
Well fuck...If I was only better at math I would of figured that out sooner...Shucks...
[B]"STFU n00b.pwned."[/B] -[I]God. [/I]
[B]"I, Inigo Montoya, do challenge you, coward, pig, killer, ass, fool, to battle."[/B] -[I]Inigo, The Princess Bride[/I]
[B]"...life is not fair. Forget all the garbage your parents put out. Remember Morgenstern. You'll be a lot happier."[/B] [I]- William goldman[/I]
And sadly...as much as some of us might not want to beleive it...We are all whiny bitches at some point.
[B]"STFU n00b.pwned."[/B] -[I]God. [/I]
[B]"I, Inigo Montoya, do challenge you, coward, pig, killer, ass, fool, to battle."[/B] -[I]Inigo, The Princess Bride[/I]
[B]"...life is not fair. Forget all the garbage your parents put out. Remember Morgenstern. You'll be a lot happier."[/B] [I]- William goldman[/I]
[QUOTE=Tuffy the Dump Truck]Sigworthy.[/QUOTE]
I'm jealous. I want one!
< is always a whiny bitch and enjoys it
[QUOTE=Tuffy the Dump Truck]Sigworthy.[/QUOTE]
Done and done.
That's a fucking huge sig there...Eh...Entertaining all the same...
[B]"STFU n00b.pwned."[/B] -[I]God. [/I]
[B]"I, Inigo Montoya, do challenge you, coward, pig, killer, ass, fool, to battle."[/B] -[I]Inigo, The Princess Bride[/I]
[B]"...life is not fair. Forget all the garbage your parents put out. Remember Morgenstern. You'll be a lot happier."[/B] [I]- William goldman[/I]
I'm speechless.
Was that a suicide letter or what?
[QUOTE=geek_31533]That's a fucking huge sig there...Eh...Entertaining all the same...[/QUOTE]
It is exactly the maximum dimention for sig size, screen-wise. It doesn't even get close, kilobyte-wise.
I'm keeping my sig.
Why kill yourself when there's still so many more people to hate?
[QUOTE=Nightrious]The truth about me:
*I never really left the cult, I made that post as an excuse to leave because I am addicted, and I hate being addicted because I think most of you are losers.
*I have two other usernames on the cult
*I once melested a rotweiler <---My darkest secret
*I have made out with two of my cousins <---Second darkest secret
[/QUOTE]
this stuff is insane.
Ahh ya just need a hug little fella.
[QUOTE=Nightrious]I hate you all.[/QUOTE]
Ode to Nightrious [The Love You All Version]:
I've come clean and I'm afraid that means the Cult will have to bow down to me now. I won't be able to breathe properly until I am worshipped above all others. You may have thought I was somehow getting better, didn't you? But no, here it comes again, this sardonic warmth pulsing, the hands of melancholy wrapped knee-deep around my neck. That's why I'm letting you go. That's why I melested dogs. That's why I'm sitting here in my jeans with a hole in the crotch with my eyes rolled back into my head, see, 'cause I'm dead...
on a related note, didn't Chuck Palahniuk use this idea with Fight Club? His first book got rejected by the publishers, so he said he decided to write something as offensive as possible and then people loved his offensitivity or something? I think it's golden...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
jesus, i was left off AGAIN.
why doesnt anyone consider me when they make
mass-lists about people? surely i can get a rise
out of enough of you!!!!
life's pretty straight without vidalia :You_Rock_
he probably had a homocrush on you like he did on me & fino.
Nope.
[QUOTE=Tuffy the Dump Truck]It is exactly the maximum dimention for sig size, screen-wise. It doesn't even get close, kilobyte-wise.[/QUOTE]
[B]"STFU n00b.pwned."[/B] -[I]God. [/I]
[B]"I, Inigo Montoya, do challenge you, coward, pig, killer, ass, fool, to battle."[/B] -[I]Inigo, The Princess Bride[/I]
[B]"...life is not fair. Forget all the garbage your parents put out. Remember Morgenstern. You'll be a lot happier."[/B] [I]- William goldman[/I]
[QUOTE=Wesley Sonck]jesus, i was left off AGAIN.
why doesnt anyone consider me when they make
mass-lists about people? surely i can get a rise
out of enough of you!!!![/QUOTE]
*RISE!!!*
[QUOTE=Nightrious]
The Average Cultist: You tried way too hard to fit in. Your mass of content that you post is equal to the word Banwagon. You are such a fucking faker, all you do is sum up lousy parodies and walk around agreeing with everyone.
Get a life, geekcunt.
[/QUOTE]
Is it okay if I actually hated you BEFORE I got to this part of your post?
Damn. Sure hope so.
Regardless, this is my second username...I've been here only 1 month less time than the forums have been here.
I'm not too worried about fitting in, or I'd have disappeared LONG ago.
Also...I don't recall everyone here dying and making [i]you[/i] teh emperor.
geekcunt
Don't you hate it when you reply to a post that turns out to have been six pages ago?
[QUOTE=The Average Cultist]Is it okay if I actually hated you BEFORE I got to this part of your post?
Damn. Sure hope so.
Regardless, this is my second username...I've been here only 1 month less time than the forums have been here.
I'm not too worried about fitting in, or I'd have disappeared LONG ago.
Also...I don't recall everyone here dying and making [i]you[/i] teh emperor.
geekcunt[/QUOTE]
pfft, don't take offence to that. And yes, it is okay for you to have hated before that post. Most of what I said about you was the same thing I heard someone else say about you earlier, I forget who that was, though. Well, except for 'geekcunt', I totally made that up.
*gives himself a high five*
I must say...geekcunt is an awesome word.
[B]"STFU n00b.pwned."[/B] -[I]God. [/I]
[B]"I, Inigo Montoya, do challenge you, coward, pig, killer, ass, fool, to battle."[/B] -[I]Inigo, The Princess Bride[/I]
[B]"...life is not fair. Forget all the garbage your parents put out. Remember Morgenstern. You'll be a lot happier."[/B] [I]- William goldman[/I]
i used to know what this thread was about.
now, i'm just lost.
I stopped reading this thread, at what point did people think that you were going to kill yourself, and why? Nothing in the original post indicated that. I can't read all of this, its as bad as most of the writers workshop stuff. But I'm curious how this drama evolved.
[QUOTE=The Average Cultist]Don't you hate it when you reply to a post that turns out to have been six pages ago?[/QUOTE]
I`m out of town! I canna post every day! (This is not to be misconstrued as whining.)
[QUOTE=morey]I stopped reading this thread, at what point did people think that you were going to kill yourself, and why? Nothing in the original post indicated that. I can't read all of this, its as bad as most of the writers workshop stuff. But I'm curious how this drama evolved.[/QUOTE]
You should have read it all, I thought it was great. The people that didn't understand it got all offended, then some people tried the old, "Don't do it!! Life is precious!"
I thought it was great, but then again, I enjoy Steven Seagal movies, so that doesn't say much for my perception.
And I don't know how you missed the part in my first post about suicide..I mean, that was kind of the point, dude.
You`re here! You`re alive!
[QUOTE=Mahayr]You`re here! You`re alive![/QUOTE]
Yeah, and apparantly I'm a closet homosexual.
[QUOTE=Nightrious]You should have read it all, I thought it was great. The people that didn't understand it got all offended, then some people tried the old, "Don't do it!! Life is precious!"
I thought it was great, but then again, I enjoy Steven Seagal movies, so that doesn't say much for my perception.
And I don't know how you missed the part in my first post about suicide..I mean, that was kind of the point, dude.[/QUOTE]
I think i skimmed it, and then I just threw some fake love your way, people can be such suckas. I think I'll go back and read it.
[QUOTE=Nightrious]Yeah, and apparantly I'm a closet homosexual.[/QUOTE]
In whose opinion? Or is that a confession.
[QUOTE=Nightrious]Yeah, and apparantly I'm a closet homosexual.[/QUOTE]
Dude! You've always been a closet homosexual, its okay.
[QUOTE=Mahayr]In whose opinion? Or is that a confession.[/QUOTE]
Damnit, now I have to say it's an opinion, and then everyone is going to read this and think, "Yeah right."
It's Disx' opinion.
Oh... well... you surely know how we all take Disx! Never you mind... just say it isn`t so if it isn`t, and we will believe you. Opinion rarely wins out over fact.
It's my opinion as well. You're kinda obvious.
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
[QUOTE=morey]...at what point did people think that you were going to kill yourself, and why? Nothing in the original post indicated that.[/QUOTE]
From the very first post, last paragraph:
I'll drink, and then slit my wrists.
And that won't be something that just happens. This will be something I choose, not like the principal that kicked me out of school because I had two absenses, this will be different, this will be MY choice.
And the only people I can tell are you guys, because I don't have to look into your eyes. You're the only friends I have left, and I hate you all.
[QUOTE=Mahayr]Oh... well... you surely know how we all take Disx! [/QUOTE]
Anally?
Quote:
I have a glass of straight tobacco that I made from the Anarchists cook book, they say it that three drops should kill someone.
I'll drink, and then slit my wrists.
And that won't be something that just happens. This will be something I choose, not like the principal that kicked me out of school because I had two absenses, this will be different, this will be MY choice.
And the only people I can tell are you guys, because I don't have to look into your eyes. You're the only friends I have left, and I hate you all.
I think only Mirka took it seriously.
i think mirkah's the only one who read down that far....
[QUOTE=Nightrious]The truth about me:
*I've only been laid once
*I once melested a rotweiler <---My darkest secret
[/QUOTE]
I have a funny feeling that his only 'lay' and the rotweiler incident were directly related...
If Nightr touched me "there" I'd make this face too....
[img]http://www.antville.org/img/elnegrozumbon/rottweiler.jpg[/img]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/Lazlosdead/completeLazloSig.jpg[/IMG]
Are you one of the living again laz?
aww, I love you too, you crazy kid