the Socktober picture thread!
klassy!
EDIT: that's for the angel/devil/ho thing, not the Lachey thing.
i came back from lunch to find this all over my computer:
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it took a good ten minutes to get them all off. the women that is!
no really it took ten minutes.
it took a good ten minutes to get them all off. the women that is!
no really it took ten minutes.
what the hell is it?
lrn2focus.
my cellphone takes really bad pictures. SORRY NATE.
so...what the hell is it?
Whats with the jizz all over the screen? Did you get that excited?

i spray that under the desk, duh.
I thought it was some kind of Windows virus they sent him that caused it to have like a raining hearts wallpaper over his regular wallpaper.
but what if it wasn't girls??
Pretend you didn't notice it.
He shouldn't smile or make eye contact with any male co-workers. Well, then they might think he's just playing hard to get. Nevermind, I gots nuthin.
i aint here to live, i'm just here to dream

After one year, my beloved AlpineStars gloves have worn out, so today was new glove day! They have these faux-blingy knuckle protectors on them, that sort of give the impression of a Kenner Batman figure, a Power Ranger, or perhaps an angry sock puppet.




I've been growing this beard for a little while now, and it's not coming in as much as I'd like...
Should I shave the sides and keep the goatee or keep going with the "full" beard?
PS-I fully hope and anticipate someone making my face dance back and forth. GO!
Goat it, dude.

Fu Manchu it, dude.

Been there, done that.
Amish beard it, dude.

OMG it's Tom Green, son
it was actually this girl i can't stand. but still, it was kinda cool.
I only associate with absurdedly pretty people. Kthx.



There is hope, but not for us.
Eh, you're definitely one of them. Very nice pictures, Jane. 
I fancy your friend, with the cigarette behind his ear, his beard would give me all little spots on my chin from kissing though, so it could never work. Let him down gentley for me. You look beautiful in those pics! I love what you're wearing, too!
His thumbs-up technique needs some work, though. It looks more like he's pushing an invisible button. ...or maybe he is! The button that unlocks my cold, frosty heart...
Uh, JACK's balls are tiny. Not mine. MINE ARE GIANT AND ORANGE.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon


Holy shit, you and Rosiemoonjumper are twins. I can't believe I've never noticed this before...

My new business haircut, guaranteed to get me a job.
Jane/Sarah and Buck/Vitaly all resemble each other.
Yay cult-twins!
Yay cult-twins!
Pallix and I are scar-twins. There's photographic evidence somewhere.
If I had a dime for every time someone says that, I'd be filthy rich. It's the only thing I hate about my facial hair, people just think of him.
The worst part is that I despise him with all my being and I cringe and die a little inside every time it happens.
I took a picture of half of my face and turneded it sideways:

Vitaly and Buck do look weirdly alike. They might be meeting each other later this month, which could potentially cause the universe to un-make itself. And I've ALWAYS looked like Sarah. People have been commenting on it for years.
I love that sweater, and my $13 dress.
There is hope, but not for us.
My new business haircut, guaranteed to get me a job.
There's a haircut you could set your watch to.

Like Johnny Unitas?
There is hope, but not for us.
Exactly like Johnny Unitas.


<3
You look amazing.
My new business haircut, guaranteed to get me a job.
Oh my...I...um...
Pallix and I are scar-twins. There's photographic evidence somewhere.
Yes, it's true. Hard fact.
Your first Parka'd?
How the fuck do you multi-quote anymore?
The same way you use the Ignore Button and the convenient Search function.
HELLO JANEYS FRIEND! Is there any chance shes got issues?
who the hell is Buck?






i saw this sticker on a car and nearly got out and vandalized it....
Life is a gift horse in my opinion.