"The Post"

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B]Is that even possible? Getting pregnant that way, I mean... I always thought it was a good alternative method of birth control... I mean, uh... [/B][/QUOTE]

As I don't believe in a God, then of course it isn't "possible" BUT as a matter of theory, and assuming that baby jesus was conceived as so many believe, by a virgin mother, than in so much as that is true, why not? I look at it like the opposite of Ira Levin's "Rosemary's Baby". The bit where Satan aka The Beasat aka The Devil, whatever... fucks the living shit out of Rosemary and therefore her spawn is of the cloven hoofed- variety expressed in other literature and films such as The Omen. And really I'm sure back in the olden days when chicks were flogged or whatever for getting pregnant by the local blacksmithee in a barnyard milk-churning session, well I'm pretty sure lots of little girls tried to explain their sudden pregnancy as a "worketh of the lordeth", and I see it like The Crucible and the Salem Witch Trials and peoples paranoia and how witches tossed into a river were proven witches if they floated in the water and other such nonsense... just more mumbo-jumbo... the bible just got more media coverage...

yes i see it exactly as that

brock your sig aint showing
and dammit brock you need to put your effort in the writers workshop..you;ll be the perfect critic!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]question is..would god have a cock
he is asexual you know [/B][/QUOTE]

I've never seen or read anything saying that God is cock-less, and as he doesn't exist it doesn't really matter, but this is like that stamp a couple years back of a famous painting of the virgin mother holding baby jesus and in the painting is baby jesus' wee-wee... huge controversy... and in so much that jesus could have a penis, and man is made in the image of god, then god is one-big-dicked soul brother...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B]Is that even possible? Getting pregnant that way, I mean... I always thought it was a good alternative method of birth control... I mean, uh... [/B][/QUOTE]

Hey man I got the joke don't worry.

Sorry, Brock. Bad joke on my part... you know, a but/butt thing. *sigh*

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]yes i see it exactly as that

brock your sig aint showing
and dammit brock you need to put your effort in the writers workshop..you;ll be the perfect critic! [/B][/QUOTE]

You're the only one who can't see my sig... but I'll describe it for the visually impaired... it's a picture of me naked...

i dont know..god is supposed to be all love..so i see it not as bisexual but as asexual..i dont know where i got that from that he is without genitalia...

for a play we did..god was hitting on all the girls and guys...we got a lot of shit for that

no..a couple of times it wasnt showing..now it is

and hmm..you nekkid eh?

In the first mention of God in the Old Testament ("In the beginning, God createn the heaven and the earth..."), he is referred to by the Hebrew name [i]Alhim[/i] which is both masculine (Al) and feminine (him). So, God is (acording to Moses, who should know) a hermaphrodite.

Interestingly, [i]Al[/i] is also singular and [i]him[/i] is plural... So God can sing "I'm a Boy! I'm a Girl! There's more than one of me!"

COULD YOU FIT HIS COCK IN YOUR MOUTH??????????

somehow all of the mysteries of the universe would be revealed if only we could answer this question.

yeah i think that's how i got the androgynous thing

God is bi.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]i dont know..god is supposed to be all love..so i see it not as bisexual but as asexual..i dont know where i got that from that he is without genitalia...

for a play we did..god was hitting on all the girls and guys...we got a lot of shit for that [/B][/QUOTE]

Many people assume that god is asexual. Then again many people assume that God's voice sounds like Charlton Heston. People also assume that Jesus of Nazareth was like a tanned-white-boy hippie, when all research of his age shows people who lived in that region were dark-skinned and not anglo with a tan. I believe more in a black jesus than a white jesus, and really not even black... more like Arabian-type descent... and yeah, jesus lived but he wasn't no god or son of god...

The whole idea of putting a face on god is ridiculous, as ridiculous it would seem as believing in a god in the first place. yeah, yeah... rub buddha's belly and of course man is created in the image of god... who the fuck do you suppose created that image? A man... and whatever... I'mactually pretty darned spiritual, but I don't believe in things that can't be explained as nothing more than nature gone awry...

I would take on that cock good and hard.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B]God is bi. [/B][/QUOTE]

If I had to picture god, I would think of a he/she-hermaphrodite with giant earth-mother man-boobs...

i am the same way
some might say i am a sophist..i really dont know
but really...how do you know? religion is something that people invested in because they need something more...

And anyone reading this who believes in god... well... clearly you are going to burn in eternal flames forever and ever until the end of time which has no end... natch... you fuggin' sinners, you...

where is john s

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]i am the same way
some might say i am a sophist..i really dont know
but really...how do you know? religion is something that people invested in because they need something more... [/B][/QUOTE]

Absolutely. It all comes from low self-esteem and inability to handle life in general. People only truly seek god's forgiveness when they have fucked-up badly. Most people who haven't reached that stage yet believe and go to church, etc... well, they're on the forgiveness installment plan. They are saving up all the times they went to church so that when they do fuck up they can feel better about themselves and say to themselves "I am a good person. God forgives me." When in reality, they know that is bullshit. It's like anything... you lie to yourself enough, lies begin to resemble the truth...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]where is john s [/B][/QUOTE]

Seriously. I bet if he read this, he'd check himself into some church get-a-way and confess to some priest that he's sinned by going onto some forum where heathens questioned god's true gender....then I bet he'd probably get molested.

yes...

i think a simple yes is enough

and we'll be there to record it

I'm converting to catholicism now.

bye.

roman catholic?

*cackles

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brock Landers [/i]
[B]If I had to picture god, I would think of a he/she-hermaphrodite with giant earth-mother man-boobs... [/B][/QUOTE] Precisely.

Better yet, check out Levi's image of Baphomet:
[img]http://www.illuminati-news.com/baphomet.jpg[/img]

today must be a good day

all these posts are making me laugh like crazy

my dad's boobs are larger than baphomet's.

Likewise, Rita.

i don't get it... is the general purpose of this thread for people to bitch or gripe or something?

round of lysol cocktails for everyone. tru

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by TwoPennyKenny [/i]
[B]i don't get it... is the general purpose of this thread for people to bitch or gripe or something? [/B][/QUOTE]

It's purpose is to restore order.
But, as I suspected, it's only worsened, so again I succeed.

oh...
superlative effort there, mr caulfield.

Not really, I'm just fooling around.
I appreciate that, though, Mr. Two Cents.

ive seen all this religion bashin and its true religion is a forum for a pasty fucker to spew out his contradictions and lies and i cant stand the thought of it but what do you guys think of spirituality do you even believe in a god or are we just livin and dying

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brock Landers [/i]
[B]And yeah, Aurelius and tryptwyre hit the tit on the nipple.[/B][/QUOTE]

That was, for whatever reason, uncommonly funny.
Sorry to bring up such an old reply.

Heh heh, tit on the nipple, like nail on the head.

i think...i just...saw...klopper

Seeing how ou typed that and the pic in your sig makes us think that's a bad thing from your point of view.

i love my sig

Change your avatar back. This one sucks. The other actually made you look like a girl. This one's quite mannish.

[QUOTE]"let's not just bend the truth, let's fucking break it and say whatever we want whether it's possible or not and we can tell people what to do and wouldn't it be funny if some idiots in the distant future actually thought this was the word of god? Yeah a real fucking laugh riot, eh Abraham? Let's really juice it up and make it really filthy and pornographic and tell people they shouldn't covet their neighbor's wife... kinda reminds me of that time we had the gangbang at Solomon's place, right Shadrach? Man, he's got some fine ass in his harem... so anyway, where were we... oh yeah, so there's this midget and he has a slingshot and he kills this giant with a little rock... just like that dream I had when I ate that bad meat..."[/QUOTE]

LOL! Sorry. I have nothing constructive to add, I just laughed out loud at that, and if I am going to endure these withering looks from my coworkers, I had better be able to tell someone about it.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ArcherDylan27 [/i]
[B]ive seen all this religion bashin and its true religion is a forum for a pasty fucker to spew out his contradictions and lies and i cant stand the thought of it but what do you guys think of spirituality do you even believe in a god or are we just livin and dying [/B][/QUOTE]

Good question...

I've said this before and I'll continue saying it. There is a huge difference between religion and spirituality... especially on an intrapersonal level. God has nothing to do with spirituality. And yeah, I am a spiritual person, but I don't go for religion or believe in a god or that there is only one true way to live a good life. In fact, I'm all for people embracing religion if they do it for sincere reasons, not just because they are told they should. The only reason I get so down on the bible and god and religious people is because those things are mostly full of shit. I also know some people I truly believe are spiritually bankrupt, as well as people Iknow who truly are devoted to being a good person and their idea of god. I mostly despise zealots of anykind, people full of hypocrisy and hidden messages. People who preach the word of god like they are selling used cars. I hate recruiters. I hate people telling me what to think. I hate the idea of eternal life. Etc...

I need to know Brock on a personal level.
Can I buy you chocolates?

But seriously, either get AIM, check your goddamn PM box, or give out an e-mail address. Or I will kill you.

I got some shits to say, my nig.

hahahahaha

...at the same time we have fewer and fewer threads that look like transcriptions of instant messages.

we have more and more discussion of actual issues.

the only truly annoying recent board trend to me is all the discussion of how much the board sucks now. when we're still here anyway.

As the people examine different topics more, they begin to examine most things more. Since many of the items they discuss in depth are in this forum, they naturally become more self-analytical of their relationships with the people they discuss with.

thank you, dr. freud.

Oohh, sarcasm. Careful, it bites.

Kitty has a penis. Pay no attention, Mikey.

Well, I'm not about to read all this shit, but the reason I've been around more is because all that dumb "let's pat each other's e-backs" shit is gone. Every thread was dominated by dumb side discussions about everyone's personal lives and totally made the board stupid. Maybe me being around more just increased the negativity levels? Anyway, it's possible to form good relationships with people over these things, but this board took it way too far.

Yeah, dude, you definitely contributed, Adversary.
Thanks, even though you suck.