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[QUOTE=Nightrious;1011609]Why don't you lick your finger and brush them out? Or it that gross?[/QUOTE]

Because I saw some vet show and theres Cat Flu and Cat Aids and you gotta take care these days!

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Masochism
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Back from my Grandmothers Funeral...

[url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/masochism/1054366763/[/url]

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Masochism
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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1015972]You're so fucking hot.
There. I said it. What. You wanna brawl? Bout of fisticuffs?[/QUOTE]
Haha, That helps after today.

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Masochism
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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1015976]Ooch. I didn't read. Now I feel classy.
Sorry about your grandmother, although I doubt it helps, my thought & prayers are now with you.[/QUOTE]

Ahh, its cool dear.

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[QUOTE=Masochism;1015970]Back from my Grandmothers Funeral...

[url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/masochism/1054366763/[/url][/QUOTE]

I`m sad of hearing that. Mi mas sincero pesame to you and your family trough this times. Your expression in that pic is really human... I`m used to the pics were you look like an evil one...

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1015972]You're so fucking hot.
There. I said it. What. You wanna brawl? Bout of fisticuffs?[/QUOTE]
for serious.

(and taller than i'd have imagined.)

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Six On The Dot is beaut-e-ful Happy

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[QUOTE=DeathFromAbove;1016013]Six On The Dot is beaut-e-ful =)[/QUOTE]

She already knows that, just ask her, she'll tell you. Wink

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Jeremy, we related? You got any Irish family?

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oh, how I love vanity!!!

without it, I wouldn't have a job, nor a reason to live.

"There's no point in living if I can't be beautiful" - Howl

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6 isn't vain, though.

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Yeah, I know, I guess I got jealous that no one said I'm beautiful. :tear:

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Oky.

Whatever, I still love it.

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[QUOTE=Smartazboy;1016029]Yeah, I know, I guess I got jealous that no one said I'm beautiful. :tear:[/QUOTE]
they all say it behind your back!

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I can't seem to find any acceptable pictures of me.

Oh well, another day!

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[QUOTE=moe.ron;1016032]they all say it behind your back![/QUOTE]

You Bastards! I mean aww, you bastards. <3

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[QUOTE=corellion;1016021]Jeremy, we related? You got any Irish family?[/QUOTE]
Not that im aware of, but my family has never been into knowing their roots.

I on the other hand, would like to.

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[QUOTE=kakunn;1016004]I`m sad of hearing that. Mi mas sincero pesame to you and your family trough this times. Your expression in that pic is really human... I`m used to the pics were you look like an evil one...[/QUOTE]
My whole image is now tarnished, fuck!

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attached is a photo of me at the computer being a nerd. enjoy.

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[QUOTE=rachel withers;1016199]attached is a photo of me at the computer being a nerd. enjoy.[/QUOTE]

*masturbates furiously and violently*:eek:

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ahahahaha...thanks, I guess.

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[QUOTE=rachel withers;1016201]ahahahaha...thanks, I guess.[/QUOTE]

You know you're hot. Now is no time for modesty. Smile Big

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[QUOTE=elegantly_bitter;1016203]You know you're hot. Now is no time for modesty. :D[/QUOTE]

hot with a FEVER, because I have been SICK today, that's right bitch, you got owned...see you in the morning.

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1016255]Dude, sick, she looks 15.[/QUOTE]
I prefer older looking

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[QUOTE=DeathFromAbove;1016200]*masturbates furiously and violently*:eek:[/QUOTE]
It's just so inappropriate. And weird. Knock it off or you'll get a reputation!

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[QUOTE=Vendetta;1016259]It's just so inappropriate. And weird. Knock it off or you'll get a reputation![/QUOTE]
Having a bad reputation can be a good thing.

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Is having a reputation as a bizarre sex pest good?

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[QUOTE=Vendetta;1016261]Is having a reputation as a bizarre sex pest good?[/QUOTE]
Not as per se, but have in mind that if he did, and then he was hitting on an older woman, she might be flattered that he's hitting on her. She MAY think. "Oh, he's used to the young ones and now he's hitting on me, maybe he thinks I look very young"

You never now people motives Vendetta. Life's full of misteries I guess.

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Wow, I never thought of it that way!

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1016266]Masturbation is not a compliment.

People make me furiously sad.[/QUOTE]
It can be a compliment... kind of like immitation. I wouldnt mind hearing that half the world masturbates to my image....

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[QUOTE=Member07;1016268]It can be a compliment... kind of like immitation. I wouldnt mind hearing that half the world masturbates to my image....[/QUOTE]
In fact, it may even improve your reputation.

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[IMG]http://ash[/IMG]

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I cant see the picture...

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1016275]Half of the world jerks off to cartoon porn. Fuck your deflated sense of self esteem. You're obviously a fucking man.[/QUOTE]
I am a man,,, I'm sure you'd like to hear a few people (regardless of their sex) jerk off to your image,,,, if you liked a boy, you'd probably tell him in detail who jerks off to your name) just to assure him that you are a catch.... It's what you make of what you have that makes you better.

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Jesus... I think the guy was making a joke. Let it go.

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[QUOTE=Vendetta;1016265]Wow, I never thought of it that way![/QUOTE]
hahah
[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1016277]
And you know what, plenty of people probably jerk off to me including some of the fucked up perverts here and it doesn't make me feel anymore than like sticking a pencil in one of their ears and out the other and watching their eyes go blank.[/QUOTE]

Uh oh.

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Swell. It's not like I sit there and I'm jerking off to your pictures, anyway. You just have a way of slipping into my mind at the opportune time.

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1016303]This is yet another brilliantly constructive comment by you and I not only approve I thank you and appreciate your posting here at the Cult.[/QUOTE]

God, I hate you.

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rofl

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1016277]
And you know what, plenty of people probably jerk off to me including some of the fucked up perverts here [/QUOTE]
Guilty.:banana:

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1016374]yay parade *golf clap*[/QUOTE]

That dream I had about you the other night is the closest I've gotten.

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1016277]Being degraded to nothing but jerk of material makes me a fucking catch?
Oh you sorry motherfucker......
How fucked up do you have to be to accept a girl as a "catch" purely because someone else jerks off to her? You need other people's jerk off material to validate your feelings for a girl? Are people nothing but fucking walking bags to put your genitals in or fucking what????

And you know what, plenty of people probably jerk off to me including some of the fucked up perverts here and it doesn't make me feel anymore than like sticking a pencil in one of their ears and out the other and watching their eyes go blank. It's fucking sick to do that to someone without their permission and even sicker to judge someone because of it and I'm very fucking sad and sorry for you you fucking creep because you absolutely have no sense of yourself or anyone else and probablly live a very fucking empty life.

Fuck you.
I hope the minute you step outside whatever building you're in (although i realize that you'll probablly be in with the shades drawn for a long ass time) someone fucking hits you as hard as they can with a shitty fucking Miata or something and it breaks your fucking back and you go numb from the waist down for the rest of your life and without your fucking jerk off fantasies your life is now TRUELY ABSOLUTELY fucking empty.[/QUOTE]
Oh boy,,, I think I hit the nail in the head.... Sorry, as soon as I'm done eating this dim-sum I'll stop thinking it's a girls sherry,,,, then I'll go outside and devote my whole empty life to torturing perverts that jerk off to nice girls that consider themselves soooooooo precious....

Hope god forgives me..... Did I fake the right amount of guilt yet? or do you want more SIX ON THE DOT?

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1016386]I missed that post! What happened in the dream?[/QUOTE]

[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showpost.php?p=1015819&postcount=19]link[/URL]

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1016392]My name in capitals is so MENACING.[/QUOTE]
Oh, nah, I'm as gentle as they come,,,, And if I was straight, I'll probably jerk off to your name,,,, (You've got a catty, bitchy, think you're all that attitude) that I love fucking out of a girls mind,, or boys....

And I'm going to jerk off to you.... Someday. I think.

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1016427]Thanks.
I'll send you a greeting card when you do.
That's the only reason guys do it. Feels good to get mail.[/QUOTE]
You know,,, I think I like you

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1016432]I like your use of commas instead of elipses,,,it's catchy![/QUOTE]
Just trying to impress you princess

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Good luck with that!

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[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1016475]Good luck with that![/QUOTE]
No worries, I have very low expectations.

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Having expectations in the first place is where you went wrong...

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[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1016487]Having expectations in the first place is where you went wrong...[/QUOTE]
Shit, now I"m just hopeless