The New NEW Cultie Pic Thread

[QUOTE=Vendetta;1010399]What do you do to remove the hair from the insides of your nostrils?[/QUOTE]
I stick a mouse inside my nose and let him nibble away.

Your lies are sickening to me.

Is it a hair removal cream?

[QUOTE=Vendetta;1010403]Your lies are sickening to me.

Is it a hair removal cream?[/QUOTE]
I didn't know hair removal cream existed. I have very few nasal hairs, and I pluck out the rest.

[QUOTE=corellion;1010346]I'd do a hooker, just for the sake of saying I'd done one. I'd also tip so karma doesn't turn around and throw HIV all up in my face.[/QUOTE]

what did the leper say to the hooker?

"keep the tip"

[QUOTE=happy_hooker;1010482]what did the leper say to the hooker?

"keep the tip"[/QUOTE]

LMAO

I don't get it.

he's a leper, so when he has sex, the tip of he penis falls off.

Oh.

Heh.

[QUOTE=happy_hooker;1010482]what did the leper say to the hooker?

"keep the tip"[/QUOTE]

:irked: :slaphappy :speechles :crazy:

Happy Hooker, that joke is fucking funny! I'm gonna tell it to everyone that calls me today.

Especially if its a bill collector or telemarketer.

[QUOTE=Lady Chaos;1010640]Happy Hooker, that joke is fucking funny! I'm gonna tell it to everyone that calls me today.;)[/QUOTE]

good-- i am glad i could bring som ejoy into you rlife-- and that of thise who call you....

These are from my first day in Florida. The first picture is with Sophia and I can't tell if the second one is with her or Charlotte. But you can almost see my BOOB!

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[QUOTE=jane s.;1010739]These are from my first day in Florida. The first picture is with Sophia and I can't tell if the second one is with her or Charlotte. But you can almost see my BOOB!

[url]http://a727.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/119/m_9da405fd7da1269cdcc0853b523a200e.jpg[/url]

[url]http://a13.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/78/m_89b51f7b1166b33a35f628d8b2b27dac.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
What part of Sarasota are you in?

[QUOTE=happy_hooker;1010482]what did the leper say to the hooker?
"keep the tip"[/QUOTE]

Leper jokes are such good times... A classic:

So a leper walks into a bar and as he gets his beer, a finger falls off. The bartender who is serving him turns and pukes all over the place. The leper, feeling bad, says, "Was it my finger falling off?" The bartender turns to him and says, "No, it's the guy dipping chips into your back."

Oh that's nasty! Funny, but nasty. It gave me a horrible mental image.

[QUOTE=Caligula7;1010761]Leper jokes are such good times... A classic:

So a leper walks into a bar and as he gets his beer, a finger falls off. The bartender who is serving him turns and pukes all over the place. The leper, feeling bad, says, "Was it my finger falling off?" The bartender turns to him and says, "No, it's the guy dipping chips into your back."[/QUOTE]

ah, thats fucking great.

I think I look good in a do-rag.

[IMG]http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o246/bearchaser1090/Picture002-2.jpg[/IMG]

You do look good!

You look completely different in that do-rag.

Im trying to train my hair to stay back.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1009836]Dude...

[IMG]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/mycult/newmovie.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Mr. Brown, you always look decidedly at home with movie paraphernalia.

[QUOTE=bearchaser;1010774]
[IMG]http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o246/bearchaser1090/Picture002-2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

You look like Robert Rodriguez

Oh fuck it, it's not funny.

Jane, I love your glasses.

[QUOTE=jane s.;1010739]These are from my first day in Florida. The first picture is with Sophia and I can't tell if the second one is with her or Charlotte. But you can almost see my BOOB!

[url]http://a727.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/119/m_9da405fd7da1269cdcc0853b523a200e.jpg[/url]

[url]http://a13.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/78/m_89b51f7b1166b33a35f628d8b2b27dac.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

Cute kid(s)!!! Although I'm pretty sure the ability to tell one child from the other is a prerequisite for quality care-giving.

it is super long and it looks like she lost some more weight.
very cute.

Caligula: They're IDENTICAL TWINS, give me a break.

Six and scer: Thanks! The old nanny actually gave me a haircut (she used to own a salon) the night those pictures were taken, so it's a few inches shorter and I got my bangs back now. <3

[QUOTE=jane s.;1010895]Caligula: They're IDENTICAL TWINS, give me a break.

Six and scer: Thanks! The old nanny actually gave me a haircut (she used to own a salon) the night those pictures were taken, so it's a few inches shorter and I got my bangs back now. <3[/QUOTE]

Well, at least you got to actually meet the old nanny before you started so you know these people didn't kill her in some bizarre sacrifice to Baphomet.

True that. She was actually pretty nice to me, but bossy as all-get-out (Swedish!) She had to leave because her visa ran out. I get the feeling they probably would have asked her to leave anyway, it wasn't working out.

Maso: I have NO idea what area I live in. It's about 10 min from the beach and the keys?

[QUOTE=jane s.;1010739]These are from my first day in Florida. The first picture is with Sophia and I can't tell if the second one is with her or Charlotte. But you can almost see my BOOB!

[url]http://a727.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/119/m_9da405fd7da1269cdcc0853b523a200e.jpg[/url]

[url]http://a13.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/78/m_89b51f7b1166b33a35f628d8b2b27dac.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
even jane porn is cute.

It's easy to forget how frighteningly pale I am until I see pictures of myself.

[QUOTE=jane s.;1010895]Caligula: They're IDENTICAL TWINS, give me a break.
[/QUOTE]

also, they are dressed the same......they're not [I]that[/I] type of family where they dress the same until they're 16 or something, are they?

No, we only dressed them like that for the photos, because someone gave them those outfits and wanted to see pictures of the girls wearing them.

Sometimes the girls get dressed in similar or identical outfits when we go out, but at home I just put them in whatever.

[URL=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v199/rossmac/firepic/IMG_0520.jpg]Me[/URL]
Im on the left, thats my dad in the middle, and Nick on the right (he can kill people by bending their arm!)

[URL=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v199/rossmac/firepic/IMG_0550.jpg]Me again[/URL]

Thats Dave on the left, he's friggin huge, my dad,Nick, then Me.

Sadly these photos were taken at the memorial for the two firefighters who were killed in the Bay Area almost two weeks ago. I knew both of them.

I also need to go on a diet in a serious way.

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[QUOTE=Masochism;1011457][URL=http://img413.imageshack.us/my.php?image=a2yn4.jpg][IMG]http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3695/a2yn4.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]

You look like an INTERNET HATE MACHINE there.

Dea was a cutie lill kittiey at my door today ;D
PICS!
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VID! [url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=aTJm1lMisEQ[/url]

I've seen this cat a few times since he poked around our house as a teeny tiny superadorable new kitten, but the last few times he's had those marks around his eyes.
What are those? Anything serious?

I keep on trying to take pictures of myself, but I don't appear in any of them. A bunch of things have been kind of weird since that one girl got extra rough on my neck during foreplay...

[QUOTE=Fiberoptic Jesus;1011495]Dea was a cutie lill kittiey at my door today ;D
PICS!
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VID! [url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=aTJm1lMisEQ[/url]

I've seen this cat a few times since he poked around our house as a teeny tiny superadorable new kitten, but the last few times he's had those marks around his eyes.
What are those? Cuts from fighting?[/QUOTE]
Tagged as Jane S, lol.

Cute cat, those marks arnt from fighting though, just kitty eye crust crap.

Somebody should steal thems kitties and use them as avatars.

but he's got shitty eyecrusts

You guys sure they're boogres?
They look kinda driedbloodish and I feel sorry for the dude

this is me

[url]http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/9513/p6060010amg9.jpg[/url]

Italian?

Yes, did the 'stache give it away?

My mother's Italian, my father's Mexican, so I'm a good cook with a bad temper.

[QUOTE=Fiberoptic Jesus;1011584]You guys sure they're boogres?
They look kinda driedbloodish and I feel sorry for the dude[/QUOTE]
It is cat eye goop, it gets like that.

My cat gets that and there is nothing wrong with her. It just happens more with some cats than others.

Very sweet looking kitty.

Why don't you lick your finger and brush them out? Or it that gross?

[QUOTE=Nightrious;1011609]Why don't you lick your finger and brush them out? Or it that gross?[/QUOTE]

It's not as gross as brushing them out and [i]then[/i] licking your finger.

Thank you, Nate.