The New Art Thread
i am layered. i am onion.
And you're tall. Buy a Damien Mayfair sized bed!
I wish! (and thank you
)
Jaz, my Slow Loris is coming along, but it's gonna be a while...

Oh man I havnt even had time to start on mine. They took away my ability to draw at work.
I will stil manage something. It looks amazing though, I am jealous of your skills.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
What? Fascists!
Your telling me. I shouldnt even be talking to you guys.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
More goofy animals!
I, uh, am medicated.
More!
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I, uh, am medicated.
More!
I don't have anything else new but here's a frog I drew like 6 years ago, he's pretty goofy

Oh sweet jesus thats amazing.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
yay frog
Kit, you're killing me.
kit, can I buy that slow loris drawing from you when it's done? I need some new art on my walls.
KIT YOU'RE SO AMAZING!!!
thanks guys!
Sure, as long as I don't mess it up! Don't really know how to price this stuff but I'm sure we can work something out 
It makes me sad to see drawings that good because mine AREN'T.
I can't draw worth a damn, but I can take some nice pics. These I believe go with this theme.


“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
She hates art too! or is not impressed.
Yeah, kit just let me know.
Yeah, kit just let me know.
Nah she loves her arts and crafts time. I think she was looking at the dog under the table or something.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
_kit, teach me please. Let me be your disciple.
I wish you lived near me, so you could help me strengthen drawing skills.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/312724_10200206393787278_823...
I'm gonna take these beads to a whole new level.
It's gonna be dope at shyt.
You're going to want to baby punch someone in the bug, when I'm done. Cause it's that muthaflippin' unicorn bananas.
I have those too! They sell them at IKEA in square jars and you even have a few patterns (square, circle, heart, boy and girl).
You're going to want to baby punch someone in the bug, when I'm done. Cause it's that muthaflippin' unicorn bananas.
haha
this is siggable
man, are those the beads where you make a pattern and then iron them together? I used to love those when I was a kid, I didn't know you could still get them
yup!
My lil cousin was making those in that picture I took of her. She made a santa, penguin, and an M for my mom.

More to come...
Metro
The train doors open and
her guts spill out,
and the river grows, and
the river flows, down
into the station, up
onto the streets,
into the sea of us.
The train doors open and
The they all crush in, scrabbling
after that minute space
between comfort and misery,
to settle and ride that dead beast
down,
down
into the fetid earth.
that is really nice chris
Thanks, Pep. 
It invoked macabre imagery of the cyclical talking and silence a tormented relationship can go through while ending, in my head.
I took this about a month ago. Shooting without a tripod is hard.

I like that.
Very interesting! It's cool to see what things can evoke in someone.
Roseate, those are some lovely collarbones. I think that upperchest/collarbone area above a woman's breasts is quite sexy. And yours is nice. And doing that without a tripod, well done. 
Thank you so much!
Subways give me the willies. Not scared, just weird.
Subterranean species of train. *shutter*
I made this, to try and get this Elementary Art Teacher job.
I'm awful at computers. Didn't have any concept of how to do it. But cranked it out on Monday night, after the interview. Sent them the link at lunch today.
Wish me luck!
artpower.moonfruit.com
It sure ain't perfect, but I need to jump in and get with the new stuff. Maybe they will give me an "A" for effort.
And this!!

Did this about 2 hours after interview. Had taken triple dose of antibiotics to get through the day/interview. I had bad laryngitis, held back coughing through most of the video.
Sculpture design I'm working on. 3-D road map of the Village of Fairport NY. Vertical elements extend downwards according to how long they've existed. I'm also working on some sculptural benches for another class, but they're kind of hard to photograph.


Very cool Nick. You're designs never fail to impress me.
I get it. That's nice, Mricpx. The tallest streets are the oldest. Pretty neat!
You are setting a new trend in map making here.
Polaroids are fun




I remember when Polaroids were the only way to get instant pictures. One felt all snazzy if they owned a polaroid camera.
I feel like I've been cheating on this thread. So I joined this three6v challenge that our very own Kirk created and I've been cranking out project after project. Some less successful than others but here they are:







Um. You're sending me that red bracelet, right?
Heheh maybe. I do have other stuff to send you. I'll see if I'll include that or make a different one especially for you.
Yay.
You're talking about the cuff right? with the black lacing?
yes.
They are all pretty great.
Where do you get a thing to put snaps on though, like on the other ones?
They sell snaps at michael's art & craft stores and it comes with this little tool. I use a hammer to secure them.


The length of the legs and torso create a distance between the head (which represents the self) and the legs (which represent the leg and then the other leg also). Their relationship is bad. The feet (which are the most stable and flat parts of the leg) are no longer welcome on the bed. The self seems to have thrown the pillows everywhere except where the legs are. The self hates the legs, it doesn't even make eye contact or recognize what they are (hence the labels).
This picture is clearly about my--I mean the artist's parents' divorce.