Inspired by the chat room of the same name and HBO's Autopsy, I will examine your corpse and determine the cause of death.
mr_hash- Examination of the stomach shows 9 different types of sperm.
[B]Cause of Death:[/B] Sperm Poisoning
Inkwell- The forehead has a nasty gash and the skull is fractured. There were also several wounds in the torso with semen residue. My guess is the attacker bashed Inkwell's head with a blunt object and cut several holes into the torso and made love to them.
[B]Cause of Death:[/B] Blow to the head.
Smartazboy- The body had several stab wounds and the word "cheater" carved into the chest. My guess is that he was stabbed by an angry ex boyfriend.
[B]Cause of Death:[/B] Stab wounds.
BitOfAFinger- The body was very crispy, especially near the groin area. There appeared to be a melted latex vagina stuck on the penis. My guess is this lonely soul was having a fun night by himself with a fake vagina plugged into the wall. The fake vagina simulated vaginal juice while plugged into the wall. A bad short and that was all she wrote.
[B]Cause of Death:[/B] Electrocution
More examinations to come soon . . .
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